The OHN Igtionary
New to O Hell Nawl? Unfamiliar with some of the language and or verbiage used? Well take a gander below at some of the most used terminology in the OHN universe.
Authentic – The equivalent of saying something is gay. Not to be confused with gay as in something stupid. gay as in… well, gay. Used in a sentence: No matter how straight you think you are, drinking Nuvo is really authentic.
Jibby – (noun) Sexual genitalia of both men and women, though mostly used to describe the penis. (verb) to jibby – Have sex.
Coon – A fool that engages in and perpetuates the most negative stereotypes of n*ggaz.
Bookey (rhymes with mookey)- something or someone that is bootleg, of low quality, substandard. Used in a sentence: ” Bef just laid there and was the bookiest sex I have ever had. She stank
DJM – Acronym for Don’t Judge Me.
Henry – To perform cunnilingus. Used in a sentence: ” Liljb1 refused to give Puddin some Henry, because she had a mysterious bump on her jibby.”
Slowkneck/sloppytop – To perform Felatio. Used in a sentence: ” Claudia is a master at slowneck.” ” Bef refused to give up some slowkneck, so I left her ass on the interstate. ol Bookey-ass”
Becky – Felatio
WFS – Acronym for White Folk Shyt. As in performing acts that stereotypically, only white people do. Like feed Lions, swim with sharks, pay their bills regularly.
Ganch – Basically anything negative you want someone to be without using actual profanity
Yamp – A Young Tramp? I have no damn idea. It’s some ol country s**t that Bef came up with. Ask that lil half-height heffa-ass lady.
Jaggle – To be hard headed and indignant. Used in a sentence: ” I told Karrie to wear a damn bra, but her Jaggle headed ass didn’t listen. Now her tiddys look like knees.
SBTS – Shouldna Been Talking Shit.
NasDack – A person’s sexual status and or attractiveness. Used in a sentence: “Wanna is trading high on the NasDack because she is a kinky ol hussy-heff.”
..I guess - a rebuttal to someone who has said something you find to be absolutely ridiculous and of little intelligence. It is as if you can’t believe they actually said something so dumb.
Yig – a quick stroking motion during sex.
Kong – a very rough and intense session of sex.
Silver Backing – Similar to konging, but the male is in a position where he is supported by his knuckles and his shoulders are high and straight like a gorilla. And he is about to tear that ass up. (noun) a man with extremely satisfying and rough sexual prowess.
IDGAF – Acronym for I Don’t Give A Fuck.
F.A.Y – Acronym for Fuck All Yall
Trifling -(tryfling) Lazy, shiftless, of little merit. Someone who refuses to do better.
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don't forget NSFW and IWAMFW lol!!
Ok. Now seriously. You need to look at this….
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html
I have the book. I've never laughed out loud so much on public transport (it ensured I had space around me, which was nice…..)
Truly, if you see the book anywhere, buy it.
For instance (I can't do too much, I'll be laughing out loud like a madman) –
"lamb hangings (noun). A none-too- appetising butcher's window display. Mutton shutters, beef curtains, gammon goalposts, steak drapes, bacon strips, flackets. A lady's labia majorcas."
FYI…
yamp = young tramp
Henry ROCKS!!!
Henry DOES indeed ROCK!
prosti-tot – underage who-wers
Good one!!
*gasp* I currently work at a Juvenile Dention Center… The POs will LOVE this one…
Prostitot is still one of my favourites. shit is sooo accurate
Yea, I absolutely love that one. Made me spit out the drink I had in my mouth when I first saw it.
Also @Trini – you work in a Juvenile Detention Centre (yea, I Anglicised it – sue me!!) – and you do the lollipop in the mouth thing. I feel kinda dirty……
Trinidadians go both ways! LOL colour/color, threatre/theater, etc.
and yeah – it's super cliche… but I like to have sumpthin in my mouth most of the time
"…but I like to have sumpthin in my mouth most of the time"
No one's gonna touch that, huh? *looks around for Lo or atlx…*
That "it's super clich" was supposed to be the disclaimer
So….you think we fellas read disclaimers, eh…….?
"You guys are some of the most literate and pop-articulate guys I've run into in a while" says Trini in a blatant attempt to kiss ass and change the subject
I'll openly admit to being just that…..!
You might as well give up….you are never going to live that one down, darlin! *lol* The guys here have ears like cats….or should I say eyes like owls, since it's a blog?
Oh yeah, we'll take the compliment; just know that the comment lives on, cuz we still live for the aintshytness! Besides, it's raising your NasDack stock IMO…lol
::Grabs Lo Kei's burlap bag, a green banana, Lo Kei's aluminum bat, HKS's staple gun and hot glue gun and sneaks up on Slaus while Wanna distracts his nasty assed self with a bare tiddy::
Why are you always tryna fight me, maaaaaan. You know you are my gay white brother from another mother! Why can't you just let me be great…at being aintshyt! you see i love it!
Oh you know you will like the green banana and other stuff!
Ya know ya sent Wanna out on a shoppin trip for these supplies!
Don't lie!
LMAO!!!!
Don't forget all the various faces that are used such as Amboogie's Muhammad Ali side face, the Samuel L. Jackson face, Torian side eye and the other face that I forget the name of that goes with the picture of the jacket up looking chick with plats.
The "Diana Morgan" face! *LMAO*
Kanye shrug?
YEah we need to add the indignant faces. lol I forgot all about the torian side eye, and I live with him every day. My baby doesn't do the side eye anymore. Now he justs look at you like you are the dumbest bytch ever,.
Awe he's cute…those future dumbest bitches better watch out! LOL!
IJS – I'm just sayin
EAD – Eat a Dick
You Ain't Shit – Something said to Bef regularly by Slaus for calling him out on some ol boolshyt ass boolshyt like booty booshing putting his jibby in folk's drinks.
Aintshitness – See "You Ain't Shit"
LOL good adds!
why I got to be the one to make up the country shit?
I did not make up Yamp….I got it from…….I don't know where but it was not made in the windmills of my mind…
I do take credit for Authentic….because it came from my nephew and his crew…
The term yamp came from the movie Harlem Nights…or at least that's where I first heard it
Sunnie I first heard it from Slaus I don't know why he trippin' lmao
Another ADD
GTFOH -Get the Fugg Outta Here
this is not exclusive to OHN….
CTFU – Cuttin The Fugg Up
"Jaggle – To be hard headed and indignant. Used in a sentence: ” I told Karrie to wear a damn bra, but her Jaggle headed ass didn’t listen. Now her tiddys look like knees." this shit right here almost made me spit out my tea!
Stop spreadin rumors!!! My stocks are already low as it is…
Sukadik
lol
And I thought jibby was reserved only for the penis…
slaus is basically saying you have a jibby….
I can't have a penis AND a STD up in this bitch! Who's in charge? Changes need to be made!
LOL a coochie CAN be a jibby also. sheeeesh. Call it a jibble then
"I told Karrie to wear a damn bra, but her Jaggle headed ass didn’t listen. Now her tiddys look like knees."
FYL- fuk your life
So when I was called a ganch, I thought it was a term of endearment! ;-( . Yall aintshyt!!lmao !!
LMAO thinking that ganch was a term of endearment!
Aboi I knew but sarcasm does not read wel over the computer.
Fail! lmao
i mean @ boi
uhhh………yea but ummm you forgot blite for all the biracial coons such as bella and puddin…….am I right?
"biracial coons"
Ima need you to sit in this corner sir!
Bella ain't biracial…
she is too me
I thought those were the beige people?
they are the beige ppl
LOL bella aint biracial, she is just italianywhite with negro like tendencies and ass hips and legs that are offensive as fugg.
Biracial coons!!!? *angry face* I prefer beige. Yes. Beige will suffice.
Beigycoon.
Sounds like a damn Pokemon – "BEIGYCOON! I choose YOU!"
bwahahahahaahaaaaa……so wrong…….
Leo-Stop it now! lol
She is biracial hell she had black in her
get it get it
man fugg yall
GUCCIIIIIIIII
well I know but you know how us knee grows do……..we quick to claim somebody……..
Soo Gucci Mane is a Coon???
GTFOH
The cooniest
lmaoo@ the cooniest
I was waiting for you to come in and see that Slaus posted his picture!
"Whoop his ass, Craig!"
Cows are the mooiest, cookies are the chewiest
Candy is the gooiest, coochie is the oooooiest
Nights are the mooniest, Guuci is the cooniest,
everrrryyy where I goooooo
Sprout TV…really???
:::::Dead::::::
Noggin Really
Moose A. Moose and Zee
I hate you Slaus …. simply because I sang that shit in my head while reading it.
Go to hell with a green gasoline soaked banana in your butt for forever ruining my favorite Noggin characters ever!
Actually Nick jr….and I hate you for this
Gucci Mane is the creator of all things coontastic
I'm just sayin'….
indeed!
Your avatar is killing me?
Nope… not a question… Your avatar is killing me
Does this mean that Gucci = maximum coon flavor?
he is indeed a supercoon lol
LMFAO. Best. Post. Ever.
I didn't get past "Coon" with a picture of Gucci Mane hanging over it… BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Meme will not be happy about that. She writes Gucci letters. Everyday. o_O
Yes I do and I ask him the usual
How are you doing
How is it hanging
Can I have a baby by you and be a thousandaire
Can I be featured on your next CD
you wanna have a baby by him too? you alright?
In the 21th century, being a baby mama for some rich dumb-ass is one of the hottest career options for breeding age women. Get with the times!
LOL Right
TUPAC CALLED THE CHIC "YAMPS" IN POETIC JUSTICE!!!
BEF YOU DIDN'T COME UP WITH THAT SHIT!!!
IDGAF YOU BOOKIE AS' GANCH!!
HA!
*blank stare*
reading is fundamental (read the comments)
and why are you yelling? it's not cute….
LOL soooo funny to me
…i guess
Thank you! I needed that!
Where did ish come from?
Does all this knowledge mean I'll soon be able to…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyS0oHLNFA&fe…
?
You missed another one GTFOHWTBS… Now go'wan get!
Here is a special addition:
Eddie Murphy Syndrome (EMS) – "Accidental" homosexual encounter with that damn filipino tranny!
Example: Slaus: "Ive already had an unfortunate accidental homosexual encounter with that damn filipino tranny! Never again! no more."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, snort snort, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, choke on coffee, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, snort snort, coffee shoots outta nostrils, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MD, you owe a new keyboard, monitor, desk, mascara, box of tissues, eye drops and roll of paper towels.
*fights self in the face*
I haven't laughed so gat damned hard in ages. My sides actually hurt after readin that shit he posted. I keep gigglin uncontrollably and my dad asked me if I was drunk.
LMMFAO i remember that! then Sammyslaus started singing Tom Jones "Shes A Lady" i damn near died!
What about these:
burlap sack, bibady, booty boosh, skittles, and our favorite – facts & examples?
I find myself using facts and examples all the time now…
Where was this 6 months ago when I was confused as hell while tryna read this.
So skittles rn't skittles?
What is bibady? How do u even say that?
SB: Hub got in the "silver back position" and I told him, we had to have a whole convo about it cuz he didn't know what I was talkin about… ruined the mood… i ended up googlin a pic of a gorilla for him!
No, Skittles ARE Skittles…..I THINK I started that one. In damn near every post when I first began….at the end of my post I'd offer Skittles….you know…."have some Skittles"….."pass the Skittles"……Everyone quickly caught on that I have an unnatural obsession with that candy……now I think they all just play along…you know….like you humor that "special" cousin in the family….and I LOVE THEM for that…..smiles
ok well i'll have to start passin the double stuffed golden oreos… wait thats too many words… oh well
golden oreos?
That'll just make us fellas think of "areola"…..or is that just me….?
I think it's just you Fubs…Hon, you're a freak. Aunt Donna I love skittles too. You're not crazy. Have you tried the ones that have two flavors in one. OOOOOHHH JOYYYY! So delicious!
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING…..Girl, I KNEW I liked you!…smiles
Thanks! *squeezes your cheeks*
uh yeah, fubs, it's u… r maybe its bc I'm "spramping folks" and u were thinking about the breast milk ordeal, either way… wanna cookie?
I'll share the golden oreos w/you…they can have the Skittles
yay… an oreo sharer!! I'm too picky for skittles… and m&ms r stoopid, all those diff colors n taste the damn same… or maybe I shud start passin some tootsie rolls… nah they'll think its poop.
Golden Oreos anyone?
unsavory manages to end up in almost every post. I'm kilt dead every time its used in a sentence.
How come this igtionary isn't in alphabetical order?
I think it's the "ig" part of it…..
I know right, how cud I expect order in this chaos!
my favourite is 'get nekkid…' used much the same way as 'kind regards' or 'best wishes….'
slaus told my brit azz self what 'ganch' meant and i loved it immediately.. it has now surpassed c*nt in my daily use…
and speaking of azz/ass… the usage of 'azz' for emphasis –
tiddy azz tiddy's makes no sense but it works every time….
I adore this post, being the language nerd that I am…
I just sincerely hope I'll manage to NOT employ any of those terms in university English classes.
I remember when, back in 8th grade, I was referring to a breakup of two characters in a book as "he got kicked to the curb" and ending up explaining to my teacher & whole class what it meant and where the f*ck I got that from.
I don't even wanna imagine having to explain ignant ass boolshyt to my professors
Your gravatar kills me everytime I look at it Jonesy. The cat is gnawing on the piano!!! That…I…can't…hilarious!!
This dictionary is genius! i wish this was around before i had to learn how to speak OHN though pure immersion!
Welp, after being here for a month i've been fully schooled in OHN lingo…now i know what defuggs going on around here.
Sidenote: Skittles should be considered its own food group…
Cuddle Rape – Being cuddled against ones will
S&T Sex (slow & tender sex) – umm I dont really know what it means but i think its a real thing the way it gets talked about round here!!
S & T FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"S&T Sex (slow & tender sex) "
That is the BUSINESS!!! YESSSSS!
LMAO
I think newbies are feeling clueless about the rampant referrals to the burlap sack and skittles (read the comments people!!! AND read Fetish Fridays)
I have to say, I'm not a fan of either skittles or burlap. Chocolate over skittles any day and burlap will tear my poor sensitive skin up (fuck that shit!)
I refuse to say "ish" The word meant and used is "shit" Maybe I'll throw in a Shiiiid but not censoring myself fuck that lol
*daps on the non-burlap*
whats crackin'? the name's Ardamus. i throw limbo parties for midgets. i hold breakdancing contests for old ladies that go to church. i bring my own alcohol whenever i eat at IHOP.