According to this panel of judges, this is one of the best asses in the world…

…. I mean it’s niiiiiice but.  What say you, fellas?

Beyonce
I am Sasha Fierce

Ugh!

I wonder why I torture my delicate ears sometimes.

I really didn’t want to review this CD cause I just don’t care for the girl sorry…I mean some of her songs are OK and I did think her first solo CD was pretty decent. But she can work a nerve often!

So this is a double CD supposedly showing the 2 sides of Mrs. Carter….

Whatever…

The Beyonce CD sounds more pop/rockish to me….quite a few songs reminded me of Rihanna and that is not a good thing. Not impressed at all.

So onto the Sasha CD….

I can’t even finish the CD yuck!

NEXT!

Slim
Love’s Crazy

So I was never a big fan of 112. Just wasn’t my kind of music. I think my niece sums up my taste quite nicely I’m not a fan of your average run of the mill R&B. And this CD reminds of such.

It doesn’t help much that I am not that big of fan of his voice. I can only take so much of it.

It’s a tolerable CD. Meaning if you hear the songs on the radio you won’t change stations but I don’t know if you would want to run out and buy it. I think if I could tolerate his voice more and he didn’t have the rappers on it…I’d probably like this CD a little more. It does have some decent songs on here but his voice ugh….

Standout tracks….they standout more musically than vocally his voice really irritates me…it’s almost babyish sounding…

Good Lovin
So Fly – ft. Yung Joc
So Gone – ft Faith Evans
Sweet Baby
Bedtime Stories

Happy Listening Peeps!

Next week it’s all on B…he’ll be reviewing Luda and Kanye. I finally get a break lol

hey laaaadies! Still in your euphoric state of bliss over Obama? Doe you get tingly and drippy in that special place at the thought of The President elect all up in ya oval office? Well just in case you would like to take your love for Obama to the next level, you too can enoy a lil Head of State!

The Barack Obama Head Of State dildo is 7.5 inches tall, weighs 14 ounces is waterproof and made from fine TPR, Phthalate-free rubber. It comes in two colors, democratic blue or presidential gold. [ source ]

Q and Karrie, put your credit cards away!! I see yall lil hooshiebootie ass girls tryna order  this mess. This shyt is just wrong on so many levels…. I don’t know where to start, fam. Like O Hell Nawl Staffer; beth would say: “Hell is Hot!”

You can Blame NonotThejacket for sending this shyt in. She nasty.

Maybe we need to start a weekly thing called Greek Tragedy or something, because there seems to be some real boooolshyt out there these days.

I don’t even know where to start with this..

big ups to youdeadazzwrong.com

How many tiddys does ol boy have? And where did they find that amazonian ass white girl on the right? WHo knew they even made superman drawls that big! Cuz i gotta get me some.

$50 bets that the chick in the center is thinking that she doesn’t even wanna be on that street.

I’m not even mad at you, Momma!

MILWAUKEE (AP) — A mother who turned in her teen daughter and son to police in a Milwaukee gas station robbery is being praised for her actions.

Milwaukee Police Capt. David Zibolski says the mother saw video of Thursday’s armed robbery at Citgo Ajit Gas & Go on West Hopkins Street and recognized her 16-year-old son and 17-year-old daughter. She called police Friday after seeing the video on a local TV station.

Zibolski says the woman did the right thing. He says police hope she will be an example to others in Milwaukee who might have information about crimes. [source]

If you were watching TV and saw the foto of a family member or friend  on the screen as a suspect in a minor or heinous crime, would you snitch? Yes or no. Why?

What if it was someone that you didn’t like.

Obama just keeps the bar high for the fellas, as he remains humble yet exists as a rock star, an icon, as well as soon to be leader of the damn world.

And now He’s back on the cover of GQ leading the list of the annual Men of The Year issue.

That’s whats up.

Sure there are folks out there who are addicted to many things that seems to straight up kill the shyt out of you, but then I thought.. lets discuss some ish on a lighter note. Lets discuss those things that you know dman well are less about a preference, but more to the point that you are just damn addicted as addicted. We’ve all got them, fam so don;t try to play it cool like you don’t have an ignant addiction that even you have to shake your head at. Whether it be sweet ass sweets, porn, sex, the number 3 special at the waffle house, let’s speak on it..

Slaus Addictions:

Polo Shirts, Wife beater t’s and Superman logos- Interesting fact though? I fucking hate super man and every thing he stands for. :: shrugs::

Porn that involves felatio. - so im addicted to oral sex! Don’tjudge me! If the porno does nto involve oral in some way shape or form, that’s like buying a car with no engine. Aint shyt i can do with it.

Boobs - Big ones, lil ones, real ones, white ones, brown ones, Just tiddys.

Ghost Hunters - IF you try to tell me this show isnt real or that paranormal stae is better, I’ll fight you in yout damn face with an iron pipe.

Iphone - Im on that shyt, 24-7. Might as well have it grafted to my hand.

Jokes - I think I am actually addicted to saying ignant shyt.

what about You? Lurking ass lurkers, also consider this an opportunity to quit being a lurking ass lurker.

Johnny Henry of Laurel has developed the vibrating toilet seat.
“I believe in thinking out of the box,” Henry said. “I wanted to create something that is a little unusual.
“This invention is designed to stimulate,” he said. “It’s to make you feel good while you are there.”
Because of Henry’s invention, he recently attended the Invent Bay International Inventors Convention held at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
“It was great,” Henry said about the convention. “You get to meet with licensers, buyers and investors, and I got a chance to promote my product. … It was really nice.”
Also while at the convention, Henry, a native of Soso, made a pitch for the Jay Leno Show and The Discovery Channel.
Henry said he currently has a provisional patent on the product, however, “hopefully I’ll get on one of the shows and be able to introduce my product to a national audience.”
Henry said the vibrating toilet seat “is a novelty item that can also be used as a gag gift.”
When asked how he developed the idea, Henry said he “wanted to add some life to the otherwise lifeless toilet seat.”[source]

I would just like to know how much time would you have to spend on the toilet, for this is a necessary appliance. Seriously.

Not that i think it is a BAD idea, because i can surely see a booty warmer being a damn nice addition to those middle of the night poop shooting sessions on a cold ass chicago winter’s night. And now that I think about it? who doesn’t like their booty soothed?  Shiiit sign me the fugg up.

Fugg you Minista, a Booty vibration seat s not gay.

Acting like yall wouldnt want a soft soothing rumbling on yall ass.

All they need to make now is a car seat that also gives you a hand job, and we are set!

Looks like the attack on gay marriage has brought some folks out of the closet, and they are fighting mad. Add funny ass funny Wanda Sykes to those ranks.

The funnywoman and co-star of The New Adventures of Old Christine officially came out of the closet yesterday.

Sykes also announced she married her girlfriend on Oct. 25, just days before the passage of Proposition 8, which has banned gay marriage in California.

“You know, I don’t really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn’t feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life,” said Sykes, 44, while speaking at a Las Vegas rally for gay marriage.

“I got pissed off,” she continued. “They pissed me off. I said, ‘You know what? Now I gotta get in your face.’ And that’s what we all have to do now. They pissed off the wrong group of people. They have galvanized a community…Instead of having gay marriage in California, we’re going to get it across the country.”

Read on for what else she had to say…

Sykes imagined a day when same-sex marriage would be allowed nationwide. “When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage also recognized in Nevada, in Arizona, all the way to New York,” she said. “How can you stop people from loving each other?”

[source]

Id be more suprised if Bef went a day without yelling: Hell is hot…

Good ish on coming out of the closet though Wanda. Now if only a few of your other obviously gay hollywood friends, would be truthful.

Come on Tom Cruise.. you can do it.

P.s.

Wanda could still get it. She might nto WANT it.. but she could get it.

Whether you like Justin Timberlake as a singer or not, you gotta admit, the guy is funny.