Rest in Peace Don Cornelius

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I really didn’t want this to be true… so sad… “Soul Train” creator Don Cornelius was found dead at his Sherman Oaks on home Wednesday morning. Law enforcement sources said police arrived at Cornelius’ home around 4 a.m. He apparently died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, according to sources, who spoke on the condition of [...]

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The booty beverage is an awful awful prank…(bsfw)

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    I have seen and done PLENTY of pranks for the sake of laughter and or vengeance but…. I have never gone so far as to do …. the booty beverage. That’s when you place a straw in the victim’s mouth and the other end… in ya booty…. Just wronnnng. Ok let me admit [...]

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Dear B!tch A$$ Medical Staff – Hoffa didn’t appreciate the prostate exam.

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Dear B!tch A$$ Medical Staff, *Note. This was a traumatizing experience. Keep your lols, LMAOs, and hahahas to a minimum.* I came to see you last Friday to get some antibiotics. I answered the usual pre-procedural questions. Great. Quick fast and easy. You gave me an STD test. Done, great. Negative results. Awesome. Then you [...]

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‘poor guy’ commits suicide after being racked with guilt over euthanising healthy dog.

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A down-on-his-luck soap-opera actor took his own life this week after he was forced to put his beloved dog to sleep under pressure from his Upper West Side condo and became wracked by grief, pals said. Nick Santino euthanized his dog, Rocco, Tuesday — on Santino’s 47th birthday. That night, his guilt over the gut-wrenching [...]

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When you see it….

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I’m really glad that when I’m realllly drunk – i sit my azz down in the corner somewhere and just …sit there. Mostly because my legs don’t seem to work during such shenanigans but still. PLEASE may  never be so drunk as to walking around rocking out with my… well…. ugh.

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Say Something Nice…about the jankiest heffaz ever.

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I don’t have any idea what the hell it is these heffas are promoting and or advertising really but I can gaurantee you that whatever the hell it is….I want no gatdang part of it. 3 random chicks standing there with their panties down? That SHOULD be hot. It  really should. Like some Vanity 6 remixed with [...]

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NBC pulls ‘Donkey Semen’ episode of Fear Factor…. im gonna puke.

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Donkey semen will not be served on network TV tomorrow night — the”Fear Factor” episode featuring the stunt has been yanked … at least according to a website where NBC posts its media releases. The controversial episode is entitled, “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!” An NBC media release teased it by saying the contestants will eat [...]

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Let’s Be Real – Why men have ZERO right to hate Gold diggers.

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Let’s Be Real is a new weekly column here at OHN featuring the blunt and in-your-face opinions of OHN’s creator: Slaus Caldwell as well as various contributors from the blogosphere. LBR columns are of the opinion of the specific author and not necessarily the opinion of Slausworks or it’s staff members. LBR may also contain offensive language [...]

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Dang. ‘study’ claims conservative views linked to …well… just being dumber than liberals? ouch.

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There’s no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb, according to a new study that is bound to stir public controversy. The research finds that children with low intelligence are more likely to hold prejudiced attitudes as adults. These findings point to a vicious cycle, according to lead researcher Gordon [...]

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Weekend Wrap Up

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Good Morning OHN!!! ::checks email, sees 38 and logs into twitter:: Busy busy busy weekend on this end, folks. Starting off on Friday and in my gchat…I started talking about how Melanie Fiona’s new song “4am” will have you mad for no gatdamn reason. You could be pooping out glitter, rainbows and fairy dust. Let [...]

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The 2012 Election and Why Sane People Should Be Afraid

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Hey Y’all this post is from our very own Zuly! Unless you’ve been living in a cave (aka without access to the internet in any form), you’ve been bombarded with cartoons, articles, posts, rants, comments, etc. about the 2012 Presidential Election. More specifically, since Obama is clearly going to run for a second term, people [...]

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I need answers…. WHO goes to sleep with their boob in a taco bell cup? (BSFW)

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I know I don’t like playing card games and I know I don’t ever play them. I don’t know how to play spaids, I don’t ever WANT to play, and I have no plans on playing poker, tonk, blackjack etc. But I’ve sat and watch many of damn card games being played and…. if the [...]

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SSC: Fvck Jesus, da fish, and his motherfvcking loaves of bread!

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::Steps from the shadows and looks over to Jesus:: “Sit da fvck down Jesus, Folk got this!” “No disrespect either to you, the fish, nor those fvcking loaves of bread either.” “Just chill for a moment.” “…couldn’t you bring pizza? No? D@mned.” In case you fvckers haven’t noticed, 2012 is the year of the hoodie! [...]

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Say Something Nice – BackBooty Edition.

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    She has a whole other booty that sits on top of her booty….. and the saddest part..is that her backbooty comes out further than her real booty. Ugh……… She looks like loosely connected balls of biscuit dough, son. Like a can of grand’s biscuits just exploded ass exploded into a whole bunch of [...]

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