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LNBS: The failing of American civility through the eyes of capitalism! Capitalism or Hate?

This a few days old fam but check it! A Florida entrepreneur said he had sold out of gun range targets depicting a faceless, hood-clad figure holding an iced tea and a bag of Skittles meant to look like Trayvon Martin. “The response is overwhelming,” the seller told Orlando’s WKMG news team over e-mail. “I [...]

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Rest in Peace Chuck Brown and Donna Summer

The music world just lost 2 legends… Rest in Peace… Yesterday we learned of the passing of The Godfather of Go-Go Chuck Brown Chuck Brown, the gravelly voiced bandleader who capitalized on funk’s percussive pulse to create go-go, the genre of music that has soundtracked life in black Washington for more than three decades, died [...]

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Should I get with this chick?

I mean I was thinking about it… but I do have some concerns. Like… if I did, would we see eye to eye on anything? Probably not. She would always be looking at me crazy like I did something wrong. Or she would ALWAYS be looking [...]

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The #1 porniest city in America is Las Veg- wait…Orlando, Florida???

Which is the smuttiest city in America? Is it bondage-friendly San Francisco? Las Vegas with its nearby legal Bunny Ranch brothel? Los Angeles for its “San Pornando” Valley? Nope, the porn-iest city in the U.S. is also tops on most kids’ must-see locales — Orlando, Fla. Home of Disney World, Orlando ranked in first place when Men’s [...]

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Dear OHN, Before I leave my husband, I want to help him come out of the closet.

Hey Slaus. I have been married to a wonderful, kind and loving man for a little over 4 years now and I will not hesitate to say that he is easily one of the most amazing souls ever to grace this earth. He cooks, he cleans, he works and makes very good money, heavily involved [...]

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Man shops for flowers at walmart and gets bitten-ass bitten by a giant snake. What’s YOUR worst creepy crawler story???

When Washington resident Mica Craig headed to the Clarkston Walmart on Friday, he was only looking to pick up some mulch for his medical marijuana growing business. Unfortunately, he also ended up leaving with a rattlesnake bite. The 47-year-old was out in the parking lot garden center when he came upon the Walmart rattlesnake, according [...]

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LNBS: A Thunder! Drippy Drippy! Flaming butt fire! Fk U Pizza!

Fvck your arteries, fvck your liver, and fvck your motherfvcking kidneys! This pizza is open and honest about what this pizza will do to your life, your soul, and your motherfvcking body if you decide to indulge. D@mned this video make Folk hungry for some artery clogging motherfvcking fvck Folk pizza! Who’s hungry. Remember it [...]

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Chaperones allegedly spray nasty dancing teens with lysol. Calls them whores and sluts…

Two parent chaperones have been accused of spraying Lysol on students during a Colorado high school prom because teen’s “dirty dancing” looked like “they were advertising butt sex.” A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun on Tuesday indicates that Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey were charged with “harassment” because they directed obscene language at students attending [...]

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Man protests the fact they wouldn’t let his fat-ass eat ALL damn day at all you can eat Buffet

This is why the terrorists hate us… What the fugg kind of first world problem boolshyt is this!!??? A Wisconsin man charged a local restaurant with false advertising after he was told to stop eating during an all-you-can-eat fish fry. Bill Wisth, of Mequon, says he was getting ready to move on to his thirteenth [...]

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Man tries to help son by sewing his ass shut. Maaan you know it didn’t go well.

A Waukegan man took a plea deal that kept him out of prison for an incident in which he took a needle and thread to his son’s buttocks. Randy Swopes, 52, represented himself in court Friday to accept a plea deal that sentenced him to 24 months of probation and 250 hours of public service [...]

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In kids these days do stupid ish news: The choking game

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player I was watching my local news this morning and apparently this foolishness is popular among teens here in Ohio. So I googled the choking game and found this article. The choking game has been around for decades, billed as a “safe” way to get a rush or a high from [...]

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Sith kitty takes on two ponk-azz doggies.

This video here is like combining peanut butter and chocolate, bytch! It is just awesome ass awesome by all definitions of the word fugginawesome. Take a kitty and lightsabers, son!??? Oh that is just magic ass magic!!! That kitty was trying to handle BUSINESS!!! Darth Whiskers, yo!!! Darth Whiskers!!! Thanks to Gizelle for the send [...]

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LNBS: Challenge – Krispy Kreme back y’all to address all you h8trs!

Y’all remember Krispy Kreme, and Folk don’t give a d@mned if this motherfvcker for realz or doing this shyt for the hitz. This shyt is comedic genius and Folk has been bouncing Folk’s fvcking head and downloading this shyt to iTunes! Turn up the volume and let the h8trs h8t!!! So what is the Challenge? [...]

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Happy Birthday to That Dude bennett – aka Daymo.

Ok, just when I have convinced myself that we are going to stop doing special shout outs and the likes here at OHN and I totallllly have the decision etched in stone, I remember that there are just SOME people i’ve just got to let know how much I appreciate them and how much they [...]

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We have the technology.. the know-how.. the ability…to build flexing robotic ass.

if you can watch this entire video without making a WTF face, I’ll give you a damn dollar. Nawl I wont give you shyt. I was lying…..but…. WTF, son. All the ingenuity and know-how our brightest minds have and what do we do? Build asses…. Buuuut if they can build a serena williams booty that [...]

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