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Crazy heffa threatens to kill santa if he doesn’t give her some good sh*t.

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it is part of the sweet Christmas tradition for children across the country, penning a festive wish list to Santa, hoping they are not on the naughty list. While most youngsters do everything to keep on Santa’s good side, one schoolgirl has torn up tradition and used her festive wish list to issue Father Christmas [...]

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Caption this – The Train all of yall will be on…

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We always joke around here about being so bad that we’re all gonna be riding the Hell Bus and..wait.. YALL will be riding the hell bus… I was catholic once… so i’m just gonna become one again, do my hail mary’s and keep it moving… but the rest of yall… doomed. As far as the [...]

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‘Well tell Jimmy Kimmel to suck my bawwwls!” Jimmy Kimmel asks parents to record them giving their kids awful gifts.

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…and those kids are mad as hell.   Oh those 1st world problems…. and i’m laughing at how everyone was laughing about the little boys who were hitting and yelling at their parents…. like…like that shyt is funny. Maaaaaaaaan there would have been some slow singing and flower bringing in the WannaSlaus home….. ……ok shyt [...]

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Kids beat down their own mom over some beer. Cheap-azz beer at that.

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A brother and sister are in the St. Clair County Jail charged with beating up their mother over beer. Brittany M. Ferguson, 20, and Lindell K. Ferguson, 18, both of Fayetteville, have each been charged with multiple counts of domestic battery in connection with an incident that left their 42-year-old mother bleeding, scratched and bruised [...]

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LNBS – Sheriff called because two 12 year old kids kissed on the playground. Only in Florida.

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Ok, Florida just needs to get fugged up at this point. I’m about tired of yall…… A school administrator in Florida called the sheriff after a pair of consenting 12-year-olds shared a kiss on the playground. Lee County Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to Orange River Elementary School after two female students were debating over who [...]

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Buzz Lightyear got it in the end….

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This some ole boolshyt…. I am SURE Mattel Toys did not intend for Buzz to be used this way.     A frightening X-ray shows a doll of the “Toy Story” hero stuck inside a patient’s backside. The jaw-dropping image is among 100 strange X-ray shots to be published in a book called “Stuck Up.” [...]

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This b*tch wanted to be one with a horse…so she crawled up inside it’s dead azz.

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Washington County investigators have chosen not to file charges in a disturbing incident involving pictures released on the internet of a Portland-area woman and her boyfriend with a dead horse. The 21-year-old woman told Washington County Sheriff’s Office detectives she wanted to “feel one” with a horse, according to a WCSO incident report. After the [...]

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Terror in the Backyard

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The only thing missing is Samuel L. Jackson yelling that he’s had it with these motherf&$#ng sharks in this motherf*#%ing pool!  

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HOW mad must you be to bite someone’s testicles off???!!!

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A woman who admitted biting off her boyfriend’s testicles has been warned she could be jailed. Maria Topp, 44, from Wreckenton, Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm at Newcastle Crown Court. She bit Martin Douglas, her partner of five years, during a drunken brawl at 4am at his flat in February. [...]

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Michelle Phan(asian girl) turns herself into Aaliyah. MAKE UP HAS GONE TOO FAR. Oh and some people are pissed.

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For those of you who do not know Michelle Phan, she is a ridiculously talented Make-up artist who does tutorials via Youtube.  Oh.. and she is just a beautiful young woman. Then again I don’t know how old she is seeing as how Asian women don’t ever look old until they turn at least 200 n shyt. [...]

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