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REAL fur wigs. You ladies have nothing better to do with your vaginas?

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Feathers aren’t just for birds anymore … they’re also perfect for vaginas … this according to former “Real Housewives of New York” star Cindy Barshop. Cindy has created two new lines of luxury merkins … which she’s now selling at her NY waxing salon — Completely Bare. The first line is called the Foxy Bikini, in [...]

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Fat Man doing Dance Central 2! Because Slaus has no shame and or Dignity.

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  Come on.. you all know me, and you know how at the end of the day, i’ve got nooooo shame and or dignity. Also… I needed to be whooped more as a kid. And more so… I probably still need to be whooped ass whooped. But if you put all those things together and [...]

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Officer McCreeperston tracks down chick he gave a speeding ticket to and asked her out. Now she’s suing his creepy A$$!

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A suburban Chicago police officer allegedly turned a $132 speeding ticket into a pick-up opportunity when he later tracked down the female driver and asked her out, saying the least he could do for the money he’d cost her was to treat her to dinner, according to a lawsuit the woman filed in federal court. [...]

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99yr old man divorces wife of 77years due to an affair she had…in the 1940′s.

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I’m sorry but this is about the dumbest ish I have ever heard of. A 99-year-old Italian man is divorcing his 96-year-old wife after discovering that she conducted an affair in the 1940s, reports the Telegraph. The couple have been together for 77 years, but time was no healer when the husband, referred to by Italian [...]

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Ladies..I really need you all to stop stepping up to dudes like men, then being shocked when you get socked like one.

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Because you SEEEEE mofos out there today are just as ignorant as you are for stepping up to them toe to toe and asking for them to raise your light bill…… Please ladies.. do NOT keep jumping up in a man’s face saying: “HIt me Hit me! I dare you Hit me!” It seems that [...]

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Crazy heffa threatens to kill santa if he doesn’t give her some good sh*t.

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it is part of the sweet Christmas tradition for children across the country, penning a festive wish list to Santa, hoping they are not on the naughty list. While most youngsters do everything to keep on Santa’s good side, one schoolgirl has torn up tradition and used her festive wish list to issue Father Christmas [...]

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Caption this – The Train all of yall will be on…

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We always joke around here about being so bad that we’re all gonna be riding the Hell Bus and..wait.. YALL will be riding the hell bus… I was catholic once… so i’m just gonna become one again, do my hail mary’s and keep it moving… but the rest of yall… doomed. As far as the [...]

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‘Well tell Jimmy Kimmel to suck my bawwwls!” Jimmy Kimmel asks parents to record them giving their kids awful gifts.

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…and those kids are mad as hell.   Oh those 1st world problems…. and i’m laughing at how everyone was laughing about the little boys who were hitting and yelling at their parents…. like…like that shyt is funny. Maaaaaaaaan there would have been some slow singing and flower bringing in the WannaSlaus home….. ……ok shyt [...]

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Kids beat down their own mom over some beer. Cheap-azz beer at that.

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A brother and sister are in the St. Clair County Jail charged with beating up their mother over beer. Brittany M. Ferguson, 20, and Lindell K. Ferguson, 18, both of Fayetteville, have each been charged with multiple counts of domestic battery in connection with an incident that left their 42-year-old mother bleeding, scratched and bruised [...]

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LNBS – Sheriff called because two 12 year old kids kissed on the playground. Only in Florida.

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Ok, Florida just needs to get fugged up at this point. I’m about tired of yall…… A school administrator in Florida called the sheriff after a pair of consenting 12-year-olds shared a kiss on the playground. Lee County Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to Orange River Elementary School after two female students were debating over who [...]

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Buzz Lightyear got it in the end….

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This some ole boolshyt…. I am SURE Mattel Toys did not intend for Buzz to be used this way.     A frightening X-ray shows a doll of the “Toy Story” hero stuck inside a patient’s backside. The jaw-dropping image is among 100 strange X-ray shots to be published in a book called “Stuck Up.” [...]

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You stupid fools are drinking bleach to beat drug tests, son!???

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You know.. I have been guilty azz guilty of telling many people to just lemme alone and go drink some bleach. Why have I said this? Well..because I don’t like them. And it’s not that I really want them dead, it’s more so the fact that i just don’t want them be near me and [...]

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Terror in the Backyard

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The only thing missing is Samuel L. Jackson yelling that he’s had it with these motherf&$#ng sharks in this motherf*#%ing pool!  

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HOW mad must you be to bite someone’s testicles off???!!!

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A woman who admitted biting off her boyfriend’s testicles has been warned she could be jailed. Maria Topp, 44, from Wreckenton, Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm at Newcastle Crown Court. She bit Martin Douglas, her partner of five years, during a drunken brawl at 4am at his flat in February. [...]

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Station Owner claims he didn’t ban Tyrese because of his Liquor store rant. but did it because Tyrese referred to the listeners as: Homies…..n*gga please.

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You won’t be hearing any Tyrese songs on the radio in Delaware in the near future … because the singer’s music has been banned from the biggest hip hop station in the state. TMZ spoke with Tony Quartarone — the station owner at KISS 101.7 — who tells us he’s not upset with Tyrese because he took a stand [...]

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and in Coon of the week news…Niki Minaj

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………… i kind of hate her right now. When you see it… you’ll want to fight a bytch. Between shyt like this and….. I pray to GOD that n*ggaz don’t ever … not everrrrrr… get reparations…

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