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Slaus catches himself being a simple b*tch…

You guys remember a few weeks ago when Bef and I were ranting about gas prices? Well….. i’ve got an update….

Check out the pretty feet….ladies, do you want your feet to look like this?

What about these? Steven Tyler aint shyt… But see…. I have questions…. ::takes deeeeeeeeeeep breath:: Steve! Why da fugg your toes look like that? Arent they supposed to pointing in the same direction? Why they doing what they want to do? Is the [...]

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‘Crispy Chick-en! Black people with your Big lips!’ Mary J Blige burger King Commercials..

I…lol’d. And I lol’d hard….

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Animals that think you are on that Booooolshyt.

This Rabbit Bunny wants to know why you didn’t call a bytch when you went and did that fun shyt that you did that you didn’t call her to join in on. This Sea Turtle Turtle ass Turtle is waiting for you to tell her the truth instead of beginning shyt with:” See what happened [...]

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Fugitive takes time to update his facebook status. Family and friends cheer him on as he eludes police

This fool is a damn repeat felon and somehow still has friends and family members cheering him on as he runs from the police…. wow. Fuggs of a feather huh… SEATTLE (AP) — A 26-year-old Washington state man who has eluded an extensive police search has been making time to update his Facebook page as authorities [...]

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New Arizona abortion bill says that life begins two weeks before conception??? COME onnnn!

Arizona lawmakers gave final passage to three anti-abortion bills Tuesday afternoon, including one that declares pregnancies in the state begin two weeks before conception. The Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed a bill to prohibit abortions after the 18th week of pregnancy; a bill to protect doctors from being sued if they withhold health information about a pregnancy [...]

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LNBS: Da Alabama Bootay Pop’n Remix!

So since Folk ain’t doing the SSC, Folk want to share a remix of the Mobile Alabama Bootay Pop’n car and street dancer created by our own OHNer Lafe (lafe9er). Get ready to laugh yo’azz off and share this shyt with all your Facebook friends! Besides, it will give you something to think on while [...]

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Armed Neo-nazi group patrolling Sanford Florida in case blacks ‘incite a race riot’ over Trayvon Martin…

Since the Trayvon Martin story has received national attention, Sanford, Fla. has gone from a virtually unknown city to the center of the spotlight. Now, a group of neo-Nazis are patrolling the area, saying they are “prepared” for violence in case a race riot ensues, the Miami New Times reports. The Detroit-based group said they are [...]

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How the HELL do you lose a gatdamn Brain, people!!???

A woman whose sibling died of an unexplained illness in January learned just before the funeral that the ME had removed her brain during an autopsy and would keep it at least three weeks “for further testing”. It was too late to delay the memorial service, so the distraught woman decided to bury her sister, [...]

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Pastor has stripper pole at the pulpit… i don’t see the big deal.

WHITE OAK, Ohio — A local pastor said he put a stripper pole on his pulpit to help preach his message. It may raise some eyebrows, but Pastor Mike Scruggs said he’s hoping it will save some marriages. Scruggs admits he’s anything but a traditional pulpit preacher. “We try to make it relevant, straightforward. We [...]

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Open Thread – What domestic chore makes you wanna shoot a B*tch in the face.

On a saturday morning, I love having some damn Tazo tea, make breakfast for the family, kick them all out of the kitchen, give everyone a garbage bag then getting to cleaning the damn house. With some good music playing, the windows open, maybe some nag champa incense burning, a few hours of indoor chores [...]

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Say Something nice – Hoodrats edition

I guarantee you that at least one of these heffas: – tried to be on a Maury Povich Not the father’ episode. – used child support checks to get her hair did to go see another dude – Starts every sentence with a lip smack sound – Says”on every thang I love ” before slapping [...]

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Mary J Blige sanging about chicken for Burger King.

Enjoy it before it gets removed lol. If the manager singing along does not give you life….. i don’t know what will. Mary J. Blige BURGER KING® Commercial by Dtwmjb12 Thanks to jonesy

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Open Thread – what is in your happy place and how do you get there..

Source: Uploaded by user via Slaus on Pinterest I don’t know what is in the air but these past few weeks have just been so damn trying and emotional for some of us that we have been afraid to click on our favourite websites or speak to others for fear of hearing some new [...]

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Cher and Whuck return from the OHN cruise and the return of chernanigans coming soon.

Coming Soon – Chernanigans Returns with “Ignance on the Ocean!” An epic tale of debauchery, gluttony, comedy, titties, dancing, massive alcohol intake and more debauchery and likka. Starring OHNers CherBear and WildWhuck with cameo appearances by “T”, Suburb Number B and the Squad. You ain’t ready! Hey everyone, I’m back on dry land and there’s [...]

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