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Dear OHN, Before I leave my husband, I want to help him come out of the closet.

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Hey Slaus. I have been married to a wonderful, kind and loving man for a little over 4 years now and I will not hesitate to say that he is easily one of the most amazing souls ever to grace this earth.  He cooks, he cleans, he works and makes very good money, heavily involved [...]

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Man shops for flowers at walmart and gets bitten-ass bitten by a giant snake. What’s YOUR worst creepy crawler story???

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When Washington resident Mica Craig headed to the Clarkston Walmart on Friday, he was only looking to pick up some mulch for his medical marijuana growing business. Unfortunately, he also ended up leaving with a rattlesnake bite. The 47-year-old was out in the parking lot garden center when he came upon the Walmart rattlesnake, according [...]

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Chaperones allegedly spray nasty dancing teens with lysol. Calls them whores and sluts…

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Two parent chaperones have been accused of spraying Lysol on students during a Colorado high school prom because teen’s “dirty dancing” looked like “they were advertising butt sex.” A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun on Tuesday indicates that Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey were charged with “harassment” because they directed obscene language at students attending [...]

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Man tries to help son by sewing his ass shut. Maaan you know it didn’t go well.

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A Waukegan man took a plea deal that kept him out of prison for an incident in which he took a needle and thread to his son’s buttocks. Randy Swopes, 52, represented himself in court Friday to accept a plea deal that sentenced him to 24 months of probation and 250 hours of public service [...]

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Happy Birthday to That Dude bennett – aka Daymo.

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Ok, just when I have convinced myself that we are going to stop doing special shout outs and the likes here at OHN and I totallllly have the decision etched in stone, I remember that there are just SOME people i’ve just got to let know how much I appreciate them and how much they [...]

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Did this heffa fake breast cancer to get money for larger boobs?

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MESA, Ariz. (CBS Las Vegas) — A woman has been accused of faking breast cancer to raise money to get implants. Jami Toler, 27, appeared in a Maricopa County court Thursday on felony fraud and theft charges after allegedly bilking people out of more than $8,000 to get breast implants. She was arrested Wednesday. KPHO-TV reports [...]

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Rather than deal with the dick behind the penis, Women have sex toy sales going through the roof!!

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Smartphones have long been a must-have accessory, but sex toys are quickly becoming one of the world’s most popular gadgets. Experts believe the willingness of stars such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Jane Fonda to divulge their bedroom secrets are behind a recent surge in the sales of ‘pleasure goods’.  While the UK sex toy business [...]

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You know what’s better than viagra? Pills filled with cremated babies, son!!!! Your penis will thank you?

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South Korean authorities have seized thousands of pills containing the powdered flesh of fetuses and babies that were smuggled in from China to be used as Viagara-style performance enhancers, according to multiple reports. Nearly 17,500 of the bizarre capsules have been grabbed from tourists’ luggage and international mail since last August, the state-run Korea Customs [...]

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