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I’m really glad that when I’m realllly drunk – i sit my azz down in the corner somewhere and just …sit there. Mostly because my legs don’t seem to work during such shenanigans but still. PLEASE may never be so drunk as to walking around rocking out with my… well…. ugh.

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Say Something Nice…about the jankiest heffaz ever.

I don’t have any idea what the hell it is these heffas are promoting and or advertising really but I can gaurantee you that whatever the hell it is….I want no gatdang part of it. 3 random chicks standing there with their panties down? That SHOULD be hot. It really should. Like some Vanity 6 remixed with [...]

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Dang. ‘study’ claims conservative views linked to …well… just being dumber than liberals? ouch.

There’s no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb, according to a new study that is bound to stir public controversy. The research finds that children with low intelligence are more likely to hold prejudiced attitudes as adults. These findings point to a vicious cycle, according to lead researcher Gordon [...]

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Phone rings during Classical performance…classic ownage ensues

….Classically Classic.

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Dammit Morgan Freeman!

I lol’d at this so hard. Not just because it was true, but because I heard him as clear as day in my head reading the damn verbage. And titty sprinkles, son? Seriously?? I will find a way to slip that into conversation WEEKLY! Man I just read this again and laughed like a lil [...]

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Seriously Florida!!?? Man hacks up victim. Eats his eye and some of his brains. GOOD LORD, PEOPLE!!

LYNN HAVEN — A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly hacking to death a Connecticut man and eating the victim’s eye and part of his brain, police said Wednesday. Tyree Lincoln Smith, 35, was arrested Tuesday night on a Connecticut warrant for murder, according to police in Lynn Haven, a city in Bay County. [...]

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Deelishis discusses man raping her at 18, husband and plenty men say she lead him on…

The jist of this whole thing is that some chick named Deelishis who I’m told was on Flava of Love ( a show I absolutely refused to watch), was discussing about how when she was 18, she had a very innocent crush on an older guy around their hood who used to come up to [...]

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Dog runs off screaming like a lil b*tch…..because cat chases it.

SHouldnaBeenStartingShyt ………. I swear I think i have watched this video about 10 damn times, people. The sight of that lil ratty-azz looking dog thing running away screaming like a lil puppy azz puppy bytch, just gives me joy. #teamCatsFoLife.

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Michelle Bachmann Bails out of Presidential bid. One idiot down.. a few to go.

After a poor showing in Tuesday night’s Iowa caucus, Michele Bachmann announced that she will be ending her campaign for the Republican presidential nomination. The conservative congresswoman from Minnesota addressed the decision at a press conference in Des Moines on Wednesday morning. Bachmann, who ran an Iowa-centric campaign, placed sixth in the state’s 2012 caucus. “Last night, the people of [...]

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#owned. Pedobear makes appearance at Penn State game.

THIS… is classic …… It’s going to take a long time for sports fans to forget the Penn State sex scandal that struck the college’s football team late last year after allegations that assistant coach Jerry Sandusky raped young boys and coach Joe Paterno helped cover it up. It’s going to take a long time [...]

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Dude woke up from NYE celebration with a grenade in his pocket… what’s the craziest ish YOU’ve woken up to.

By now most of you have recovered from your New years Eve shenanigans….unless you are over the age of 30 where it takes about 2-3 days of healing to get over that kinda foolishness. Hell, I can remember living in San Francisco, partying all damn night in the city, sleeping on a damn park bench [...]

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Congrats to Lurkasaurus on the birth of ‘Lil lurkasaurus!!

As I’ve told many of you guys out there sitting and waiting patiently for your ladies to wobble to the hospital and give birth to a bundle of joy… there is nothing in this world like being a father. Cept maaaaaaybe being a momma…….. or having a harem of redhead chicks of every nationality. What, don’t judge [...]

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Mostafa ALLEGEDLY tried to rob Derek Mothershead..but DEFINITELY got socked in the mouth.

HENDERSONVILLE, N.C. – A robbery suspect got a lot more than cash when he tried to hold up a North Carolina store. An employee knocked the suspect unconscious at the “We Buy Gold” business on the Spartanburg highway in Hendersonville on Friday and held him down until police arrived. “He came through the door. He [...]

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What are your (sensible) resolutions for 2012…

I’m sitting here trying to write out my New Year’s Resolutions and I’m conflicted. On the one hand they need to be epic for I am 30 and in this my 30th year so I need to make big moves and do big amazing things. On the other hand on 12/212012 we’re all gonna die [...]

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FINAL Five Mic Fridayz – When I Rule!

For next week, PEOPLE’S CHOICE!! I want you all to pick your favorite song/video to start off ’12. Whether it’s your theme for 2012, or just one of your favorite songs of all time (I KNOW HeffaBef…… PRINCE). Submit all requests to 1babyfaced.assassin@gmail.com

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Crystal Harris has to pay allegedly abusive husband, spousal support.

She was forced to have sex with him, and now she’s being forced to pay his bills. Crystal Harris of Carlsbad, Calif., had been financially supporting her unemployed, abusive husband Shawn Harris for years. But after he sexually assaulted her in 2008, she took him to court. The jury heard a damning audiotape of the [...]

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Ignance for the sake of ignance…

This week, i’m going through random ish I forgot to post long ago…. and emptying out old posts so we can have a fresh start to the new year. And how I forgot to post this ish here.. I will never know…..because his:” bytch i’ll f*ck you up” face is just giving me life….. [...]

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Woman calls in bomb threat to stop husband from getting on plane to see alleged mistress.

B*tch get a grip!!!!!!! A Southern Californian woman called in a bomb threat to stop her husband getting on a flight at Los Angeles International Airport to visit a woman with whom she thought he was having an affair, the FBI reportedly said. Johnna Woolfolk of Lynwood reportedly called AirTran Airways at LAX on [...]

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Caption This – Someone take her penis. (NSFW)

I’m gonna assume this is just a pillow.. a prop. Because if this was her..’marital aide’ her vagina has to look like an open hippo mouth.

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Dear Ohn- My boyfriend’s ‘thing’ is bigger than i can handle…

Dear OHN. I am going to keep this letter short and sweet even though my problem is both long and difficult. As nerdy and ridiculous as it sounds, and as surely as you all are going to judge me, I met my current boyfriend and love of my life after 3 years of communicating online. [...]

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