Relationships

Chernanigans – results of the choose your own chernanigans shenanigans.

I’ve been a little MIA recently, it’s hard being an Outbreak Monkey in America. I want to thank all of you for wishing me well and checking on me and I wish I could tell you that I’m cured. I have a condition called New Daily Persistent Headache meaning that I’ve had a headache every [...]

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He said/She Said: Which is worse: Physical or Emotional Infidelity

She Said…. Emotional Infidelity is the act of cheating on your significant other without getting physically intimate with the other person. I think emotional infidelity is way worse for a relationship than physical infidelity. Emotional mistresses are like your own evil counterpart because they only bring goodness to their relationship with your man and he [...]

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My ideal man…..

My Homework for K is done, I thought long and hard about what I’d like in my ideal man and I came up with a couple (read: a lot) Physical: 1.Chocolate Man preferred. This Bear loves the chocolate. Not White Chocolate though because that’s just Butter solids, it’s a lie (sorry, I forgot we were [...]

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My ideal woman…

I’ve wrestled with what I considered to be the ideal woman. The ideal woman for me when I was in my teens to my early twenties was fueled by what a woman looked like. The bigger her booty and breasts were, the better I felt about smanging. So I chased women based upon these criteria: [...]

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When you let simple people have access to social media. Dear @mznodraws,….

Yes this is a parody and not an actual letter. But that sad part is…. we’ve all seen or heard about such simp-azz behaviour from such simp-azz people on the internet. It’s as if we need more barriers to entry in the land of .com these days, ya know? : sigh : Anyway… a parody [...]

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Single woman Chernanigans – My Punishment

My girl K says that I have to write out a list of the traits that I’m seeking in a man, it’s my punishment. The story of why I’m being punished I kinda (read: damn sure did) dragged my girls, K and C, on a date with this guy Ray that I met . . [...]

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Scientist discover that hey.. there really is a such thing as bisexual men. Could you date someone who was openly bi?

I found this article to be hilarious as to me it was as if there was a report stating that water is wet. But upon further reading I came to discover that… wow… there really is a lot to learn about sexuality as a whole. Hell, excuse my ignorance but if not for listening to [...]

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Dating: The Divorced Dad

So I’ve been toying with this idea for a week or 2 and have had a hard time getting my thoughts to paper. I want to talk about dating the divorced dad. Something I’ve noticed with the divorced dads I know and a few of my girlfriends have noticed it as well. I’ve noticed that [...]

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She said: ” DO You.. be happy, But I want a black man.”

By Cher Contributor to OHN. CherBear says MOVE – Ok, that’s not realistic although it is definitely something I intend to do because I have similar problems. I asked RmHoffa and he says that he doesn’t have a type, which makes it a lot of easier to be open minded. I have a type: I [...]

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He said: “Should I Swear off Black Women?”

He said/She said is a new post series appearing here on OHN. If you have topics you’d like to see approached from both a male and female perspective, send in your suggestions to ohellnawl@gmail.com….. by Hoffa. New Contributor at OHN. I love my culture. I am proud to be a Black American. I’m in a [...]

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