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Zookeeper saves constipated monkey’s life…by licking it’s ass for an hour.

As stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey’s butt in order to save its life gp, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing. After a young Francois’ leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the [...]

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Dude likes to pick up women..love them..then bite their daaamn lips off.

Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) – Police say he dates them, then bites off their lips. One woman is speaking to Action News about her horrific experience of abuse and mutilation by the man she loved. She is doing it to warn others. She’s concerned this man will bite again and the fear is valid. Police have [...]

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THIS bytch fails at life. Bronze coloured heffa arrested for allowing 5 yr old to tan.

First of all it’s new jersery sooooooo don’t be too shocked by the levels of abject f***ary. NUTLEY, N.J. (CBSNewYork) — A New Jersey mother is facing criminal charges for child endangerment after police said she put her young daughter in a tanning bed. But Patricia Krentcil told CBS 2?s Derricke Dennis on Tuesday night that [...]

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Woman allegedly enters home and beats man down until his scrotum pops….ugh.

APRIL 5–An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies. ( They make it sound like this heffa broke in and attacked a muf***a like Wolverine or some shyt. [...]

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Is Anyone Up.com. Where you can post nude revenge pics of someone and it’s owner couldn’t give a f*ck if you killed yourself because of it.

THIS guy… THIS dude…. wow. Look… No matter how much of a dick YOU think you are, you are not outdicking this dude here. I bow down to his sense of no shame, but also if given the opportunity I would probably push this fool into traffic… Hunter Moore is trying to screw a 20-year-old [...]

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Dear ‘N Words’ in Ohio… I hate you all because of this guy.

Seriously, yall…. seriously. Ohio Black people? I…I hate the shyt out of all of you. Every last one of you annnnnnd you know why?? Because of THIS gatdamn coon-Biscuit bastard of a bytch here….. SERIOUSLY, guys!!!!!!!????? If you know someone THIS coonish, STOP allowing them to participate in such porchmonkey antics!!!!!!! I bet this is [...]

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Period piece. no i’m not talking about art from a specific time..im talking about art made with period blood.

Blame Ohnawlian;Tracytrips for this…..

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Say Something Nice – ink’d up edition

Fellaz… please be a father to your kiiiiiiiids and..and please hug them and give them some GATDAMN ATTENTION!!!!!

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Wisconsin women sexually assault man, make him drink urine and… twists his jibby with pliers

Two sisters have been charged in St. Croix County Court with sexually assaulting a man with a pliers and giving him urine to drink. Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17, both of Somerset are each charged with a felony count of second-degree sexual assault by force and misdemeanor counts of battery and [...]

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15yr old calls 911 after hearing mom having sex in next room.

A 15-year-old girl called police in the middle of the night and asked to be put in a Christian children’s shelter after she heard her mother and boyfriend having sex. The teenager dialled 911 at 4am last Thursday after confronting her 35-year-old mother. The girl told police that she felt ‘disrespected’. An officer went to [...]

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Fat Man doing Dance Central 2! Because Slaus has no shame and or Dignity.

Come on.. you all know me, and you know how at the end of the day, i’ve got nooooo shame and or dignity. Also… I needed to be whooped more as a kid. And more so… I probably still need to be whooped ass whooped. But if you put all those things together and [...]

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Guy got stabbed because he didn’t know who Beyonce’s husband was…..i quit life.

PARMA, Ohio— A fight over a music video led to a Garfield Heights man being stabbed outside a Parma apartment on New Year Eve. Det. Marty Compton of the Parma Police Department tells Fox 8 News that Ronald Deaver, 31, of Parma, was arrested and charged with felonious assault for allegedly stabbing a 48-year-old Garfield Heights [...]

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Just.. nasty. ( NSFW)

I’m not going to even set this one up with any jokes… no pretense.. no nothing. You….you just need to see it for yourself.

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99yr old man divorces wife of 77years due to an affair she had…in the 1940′s.

I’m sorry but this is about the dumbest ish I have ever heard of. A 99-year-old Italian man is divorcing his 96-year-old wife after discovering that she conducted an affair in the 1940s, reports the Telegraph. The couple have been together for 77 years, but time was no healer when the husband, referred to by Italian [...]

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Lil Wayne and Niki Minaj named teachers of the year by..of course..florida group.

Rappers Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj have quite a few music awards under their belts, but their most recent honor may leave a few people scratching their heads. Better Education Place, a South Florida-based education company, recently named the pair “teachers of the year” in its first teacher awards ceremony. Melvin El, CEO of the [...]

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