I Just Can’t

Shut the Internet Down: Grandmas Watch the Kardashian Sex Tape

How is this not an HBO show yet? (language kinda #NSFW) I’m laughing too hard to even begin typing quotes. Which was your favorite?

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Dear Brian Mcknight – get all the way up outta my vagina.

Thanks. Signed, Ambz. If you haven’t seen the public Twitter flogging Brian McKnight has been receiving on Twitter, just click ‘play’ to find out why. Yes, that is 92 year old Brian McKnight singing about teaching YOU (a woman) about your Poontang. No, he’s not an OB/GYN. Just a pretty decent R&B singer who had [...]

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Coachella, Dr. Dre, Snoop and Tupac…What the F**K!

One of these things does not belong here. I don’t know who is to blame but they had a hologram of Tupac performing. A hologram here’s video of Tupac performing at Coachella 2012 *smh* I saw this on tumblr and well it pretty much says it all (read from the bottom up) Do you think [...]

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89 bags of drugs on mah paynus..89 bags of drugs..smoke one down, pass it around..

I don’t know whether to be impressed, disgusted or slip this dude my number… This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place. When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily [...]

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Homeless folks being used as wireless hotspots

New York-based marketing firm BBH is running what they’re calling a “charitable experiment” this week at the South by Southwest tech and arts festival in Austin, Texas. They’ve outfitted 12 homeless men, and one woman, with equipment that turns them into walking 4G wireless hotspots. It’s a simple, innovative solution to an important, pressing problem: [...]

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Stephen Hawking is a PIMP azz PIMP in the strip clubs!!!!

He may spend his working days contemplating the deepest mysteries of the universe, despite having been robbed of almost all physical movement by the cruelties of motor neurone disease. But it seems the world-famous British physicist Stephen Hawking also has an interest in more earthier [...]

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Your P**** is like what?

Your vaginal area feels like what, ma’am? *sigh* If Michael Jackson were still here and still a sepia-tone, he’d say: I’m quite sure of it.

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Today in ‘Ambz is just tryin’ta help you heauxs’: Relationship Advice

So if you follow me on Twitter, you know I don’t hold back much of anything. But admittedly, last night? I was on ONE. All from an innocent re-tweet from someone I don’t even follow. It apparently was so epic, I was told to post it – and of course it was about relationships. For [...]

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Target employees upset about working on Thanksgiving…

Some Target employees are hoping the giant retailer will rethink its plan to open stores at midnight on Black Friday. They claim the early opening will take many workers away from their families for a big part of Thanksgiving. Target wants to open up earlier than ever — at 12:01 a.m. that night. CBS News [...]

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It’s the ..Great Pumpkin?

By far, the scariest Halloween Horror Movie I have ever seen.

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Terror in the Backyard

The only thing missing is Samuel L. Jackson yelling that he’s had it with these motherf&$#ng sharks in this motherf*#%ing pool!

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Man arrested for..licking a random chick’s scraped knee?

This would not have made my boo boo better. The bizarre incident began Thursday afternoon when the victim, having just finished work, tripped and fell to the ground, scraping her left knee in the process. While on the ground, three men drove up in a golf cart to see if she needed assistance [...]

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Say Something Nice

..But you know, do it carefully.

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C-3PO Don’t Need This

People get the wrong idea about C-3PO. Say he’s too prim and proper, make suggestions about his private life. ..Maybe not the smartest move, lest you want to get cut. Still waiting for his 12 parsecs and a mule.. (Language NSFW, via GammaSquad)

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Detroit police are investigating the Booty Lounge – Mobile Strip club.

The city of Detroit is determining whether a mobile strip club called the Booty Lounge can legally park and operate downtown during Detroit Lions games. Detroit Police Chief Ralph Godbee Jr. this morning said the department will investigate any potential illegal activity related to the bus and “make sure we take the appropriate enforcement action.” [...]

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