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Today in ‘Ambz is just tryin’ta help you heauxs’: Relationship Advice

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So if you follow me on Twitter, you know I don’t hold back much of anything. But admittedly, last night? I was on ONE. All from an innocent re-tweet from someone I don’t even follow. It apparently was so epic, I was told to post it – and of course it was about relationships. For [...]

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Target employees upset about working on Thanksgiving…

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Some Target employees are hoping the giant retailer will rethink its plan to open stores at midnight on Black Friday. They claim the early opening will take many workers away from their families for a big part of Thanksgiving. Target wants to open up earlier than ever — at 12:01 a.m. that night. CBS News [...]

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It’s the ..Great Pumpkin?

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  By far, the scariest Halloween Horror Movie I have ever seen.  

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Terror in the Backyard

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The only thing missing is Samuel L. Jackson yelling that he’s had it with these motherf&$#ng sharks in this motherf*#%ing pool!  

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Man arrested for..licking a random chick’s scraped knee?

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This would not have made my boo boo better.     The bizarre incident began Thursday afternoon when the victim, having just finished work, tripped and fell to the ground, scraping her left knee in the process. While on the ground, three men drove up in a golf cart to see if she needed assistance [...]

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Say Something Nice

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  ..But you know, do it carefully.

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C-3PO Don’t Need This

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People get the wrong idea about C-3PO.  Say he’s too prim and proper, make suggestions about his private life. ..Maybe not the smartest move,  lest you want to get cut. Still waiting for his 12 parsecs and a mule.. (Language NSFW,  via GammaSquad)

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Detroit police are investigating the Booty Lounge – Mobile Strip club.

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The city of Detroit is determining whether a mobile strip club called the Booty Lounge can legally park and operate downtown during Detroit Lions games. Detroit Police Chief Ralph Godbee Jr. this morning said the department will investigate any potential illegal activity related to the bus and “make sure we take the appropriate enforcement action.” [...]

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Why you never eat anything a hoodrat Hoodoo heffa cooks….

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