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Man Blames BMW for 2 year long erection..teee hee. 2 year long.

Auto companies get blamed for a lot of things, from health problems to the economy to people driving around in Hummers they don’t need. But BMW North America has a doozy of an odd case on its hands now, as a California man is blaming the company for a persistent erection. The man is [...]

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Say Something nice – booty and lies edition

Say Something nice… Pardon me whilst i go pour all types of bleach in shyt into my eyes.

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Woman sentenced to 5 years in jail for stealing $15,586 worth of education for her child.

A mother who pleaded guilty to fraudulently enrolling her six-year-old son in the wrong school district has been sentenced to five years in prison. Tonya McDowell sent her son to an elementary school in Norwalk, Connecticut, instead of her home city of Bridgeport. The 34-year-old, who was homeless when she was charged with felony larceny [...]

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Afro sponge cleaners have some Brits a bit angry

A company behind a new range of Afro style washing up sponges has been slammed for being racist. Campaigners have attacked British makers Paladone for its latest range of dish cleaning products which caricatures black soul legend Diana Ross as having a brillo pad for a hairstyle. The offending items, which have just gone on [...]

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‘B*tch had emptied my mouth!’ Scorned ex removes all the damn teeth from her boyfriend’s mouth.

Breaking up is never easy — having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse. A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said. Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex — 34-year-old Anna [...]

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Woman grabs man’s nuts to death. TO DEATH!!!!!!!!

A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China. The 41 years old woman rode her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, to pick up her child. When she tried to park her scooter in front of a shop, she was [...]

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Most romantic song a boy can sing in the social media age….(nsfwish)

I’m gonna adopt this kid…. because his level of aintshytness is off the charts…. ” I jack the night awaaaayyyyyyyyy ”

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Dear Brian Mcknight – get all the way up outta my vagina.

Thanks. Signed, Ambz. If you haven’t seen the public Twitter flogging Brian McKnight has been receiving on Twitter, just click ‘play’ to find out why. Yes, that is 92 year old Brian McKnight singing about teaching YOU (a woman) about your Poontang. No, he’s not an OB/GYN. Just a pretty decent R&B singer who had [...]

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Bytch, how are you going to steal gas from police cruiser and then post about it..on facebook.

JENKINS, Ky. — There it was on Facebook for all to see – Michael Baker with a gas can, a siphon hose stuck into a police cruiser in eastern Kentucky and a middle finger raised. Among those who saw it were Jenkins police, who arrested 20-year-old Baker on Monday and charged him with theft by [...]

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Wife goes to Earth Day Concert. Husband busts her in the face with some Cheez-its

A cheez-it cracker attack sent a Palm Bay, Fla. woman to the hospital after she had the gall to go to an Earth Day concert, police said. WKMG reports that Andy Gatz confronted his wife about going to the concert and then threw a box of Cheez-Its at her, according to police. “A small square cracker apparently [...]

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These girls suffer from Hot Girl problems…and the fact they sound like ass.

Pleeeeeeeease pleaaase PLEAAAAAASE!!!! JUST because daddy can give you enough money to record a track and make a video, does not mean you SHOULD!!! This is the worst shyt i’ve heard since… (NSFW) and to really take it back… ” don’t be negateev… jost bee POHsiteev..”

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Police Handcuff 6-Year-Old Girl for acting a fool at School

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. – Milledgeville’s acting police chief, Dray Swicord, said Tuesday that he stands by an officer’s decision to handcuff an elementary school student for safety Friday after she allegedly threw a tantrum. Swicord said the arresting officer is not under investigation for his actions. Meantime, the girl’s parents are trying to rally community support. [...]

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This is why I don’t like inviting Cleveland/st. louis/Louisiana/Detroit/texas or Chicago Negroes to a DAAMN THING!!

Because I know good and well these heffas are from one of these locations gat dammit, because never have I seen such levels of f***ary any other place that one of those places. This is what people look like who didn’t eat dinner at the table with another family member. Looking like a two for [...]

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Heffas spending 8-days on a feeding tube to lose weight?

Brides-to-be looking to shed that final 10, 15 or 20 pounds in order to fit into their dream wedding gown have taken a controversial approach to crash dieting that involves inserting a feeding tube into their noses for up to 10 days for a quick fix to rapid weight loss. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player [...]

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Checking out porn for the first time, man finds his wife IN the porno…passes out.

An Egyptian man who went online to watch a porno film for the first time got the shock of his life when he found that the woman in the film was his own wife. The man, identified as Ramadan, instantly collapsed in disbelief on the floor at an internet shop before coming round and rushing [...]

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