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Still looking for Super Bowl tickets? You may be in luck, but you’re going to have to work for them. Jason Elia told ESPN 97.5 in Houston that he is giving his tickets to the person who gets him the most Twitter followers. Elia, a television writer who lives in Nashville, spent $8,000 on two tickets to Super Bowl XLVI in [...]

Donkey semen will not be served on network TV tomorrow night — the”Fear Factor” episode featuring the stunt has been yanked … at least according to a website where NBC posts its media releases. The controversial episode is entitled, “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!” An NBC media release teased it by saying the contestants will eat [...]

RALEIGH, NC (WTVD) – A Raleigh woman turned the tables on an alleged burglar when he broke into her home earlier this month. According to court documents, Victoria Alexis Jones was in her Dorthea Dr. residence January 13 with her two small children when 40-year-old Lucio Miranda allegedly broke in. Police said Jones sprang into action. [...]

I’m not shocked by this for two reasons. It’s tenessee and it’s the Tea Party…. NASHVILLE — Members of Tennessee tea parties presented state legislators with five priorities for action Wednesday, including “rejecting” the federal health reform act, establishing an elected “chief litigator” for the state and “educating students the truth about America.” About two [...]

There’s something spooky about this excuse. Rather than say “The Devil made me do it,” a Wisconsin man arrested on domestic abuse charges told police that a ghost punched his wife, authorities said. Police responded to the disturbance call at approximately 8 p.m., Sunday, according to a Fond du Lac County Sheriff’s report obtained by The [...]

It’s a daaaaaaamn shame when someone can build a business off of the fact that people are some ponkazz Punk azzes. You’re kiiiiiind of a ho if you can’t dump someone in person… or at least yourself. But that’s just me…..and I know that being a punk b8tch these days ….is the norm. I’m also [...]

‘ Bada da da daaaaaa I’m luvin these  bawlz in yo jawlz.’ Burbank, California (The Weekly Vice) - Khadijah Baseer, a 31-year-old Los Angeles woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly offered sexual favors to several McDonald’s customers for a free order of chicken nuggets. According to Burbank police, Baseer reportedly approached several vehicles at a McDonald’s drive-thru around 11:00 [...]

At least he can get it up. A man who got a tattoo on his penis is now left with a permanent semi-erection, according to an article in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. As MSNBC’s The Body Odd reports, the 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock and a hard place after he got a [...]