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How easy it is to get some chicken should NOT be a deciding factor in where you go to college!!

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What’s really important to a college football athlete when choosing the right school? Location, academics, the ability to start early? How about a school’s proximity to Chick-fil-A? That’s apparently what swayed Birmingham, Ala., linebacker Cassanova McKinzy from Clemson to Auburn. When McKinzy visited the Clemson campus, there was no Chick-fil-A in sight, and that just wasn’t acceptable. [...]

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$23 Million bail set for ex teacher who allegedly fed his semen to kids. HOW I COULD JUST KILLAMAAAAAN

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Mark Berndt, 61, appeared in court for the first time after being charged with committing lewd acts involving 23 boys and girls, ages 6 to 10, between 2008 and 2010. The tall and graying Berndt, represented by public defender Liz Braunstein, seemed calm in court as he spoke only to acknowledge his identity and birthdate [...]

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Girlfriend dumps guy with cancer but…heffa still wants the $8000 superbowl tickets.

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Still looking for Super Bowl tickets? You may be in luck, but you’re going to have to work for them. Jason Elia told ESPN 97.5 in Houston that he is giving his tickets to the person who gets him the most Twitter followers. Elia, a television writer who lives in Nashville, spent $8,000 on two tickets to Super Bowl XLVI in [...]

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The booty beverage is an awful awful prank…(bsfw)

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    I have seen and done PLENTY of pranks for the sake of laughter and or vengeance but…. I have never gone so far as to do …. the booty beverage. That’s when you place a straw in the victim’s mouth and the other end… in ya booty…. Just wronnnng. Ok let me admit [...]

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NBC pulls ‘Donkey Semen’ episode of Fear Factor…. im gonna puke.

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Donkey semen will not be served on network TV tomorrow night — the”Fear Factor” episode featuring the stunt has been yanked … at least according to a website where NBC posts its media releases. The controversial episode is entitled, “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!” An NBC media release teased it by saying the contestants will eat [...]

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I need answers…. WHO goes to sleep with their boob in a taco bell cup? (BSFW)

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I know I don’t like playing card games and I know I don’t ever play them. I don’t know how to play spaids, I don’t ever WANT to play, and I have no plans on playing poker, tonk, blackjack etc. But I’ve sat and watch many of damn card games being played and…. if the [...]

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Mess with a woman’s children if you want to. get effed up like this dude.

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RALEIGH, NC (WTVD) – A Raleigh woman turned the tables on an alleged burglar when he broke into her home earlier this month. According to court documents, Victoria Alexis Jones was in her Dorthea Dr. residence January 13 with her two small children when 40-year-old Lucio Miranda allegedly broke in. Police said Jones sprang into action. [...]

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15yr old calls 911 after hearing mom having sex in next room.

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A 15-year-old girl called police in the middle of the night and asked to be put in a Christian children’s shelter after she heard her mother and boyfriend having sex. The teenager dialled 911 at 4am  last Thursday after confronting her 35-year-old mother. The girl told police that she felt ‘disrespected’. An officer went to [...]

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Tennessee Tea Party wants any mention of slavery or shanking Indians removed from textbooks because it makes the founding fathers look bad?

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I’m not shocked by this for two reasons. It’s tenessee and it’s the Tea Party…. NASHVILLE — Members of Tennessee tea parties presented state legislators with five priorities for action Wednesday, including “rejecting” the federal health reform act, establishing an elected “chief litigator” for the state and “educating students the truth about America.” About two [...]

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Every club in town bans woman for being ‘too old to wear skimpy clothes’?

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With a size six figure and 36DD chest, this petite blonde thought she would have no trouble getting into a nightclub. But 28-year-old Lisa Woodman has been banned from every hotspot in her home town – after being told she is too old to wear skimpy outfits. ( She is 28?? in dog years?? The [...]

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Man claims a ghost punched his wife. Not him….

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There’s something spooky about this excuse. Rather than say “The Devil made me do it,” a Wisconsin man arrested on domestic abuse charges told police that a ghost punched his wife, authorities said. Police responded to the disturbance call at approximately 8 p.m., Sunday, according to a Fond du Lac County Sheriff’s report obtained by The [...]

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People will make a porno out of ANYTHING!!!!!

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I..I hate the ish out of people right now….. I really do…. ……. seriously??? Dino Smanging??? I just want to fight everyone in the face over this ish.

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Not adult enough to dump him/her? He’ll do it for you

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It’s a daaaaaaamn shame when someone can build a business off of the fact that people are some ponkazz Punk azzes. You’re kiiiiiind of a ho if you can’t dump someone in person… or at least yourself. But that’s just me…..and I know that being a punk b8tch these days ….is the norm. I’m also [...]

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REAL fur wigs. You ladies have nothing better to do with your vaginas?

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Feathers aren’t just for birds anymore … they’re also perfect for vaginas … this according to former “Real Housewives of New York” star Cindy Barshop. Cindy has created two new lines of luxury merkins … which she’s now selling at her NY waxing salon — Completely Bare. The first line is called the Foxy Bikini, in [...]

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Woman tries to trade nut nuzzles for McNuggets…

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‘ Bada da da daaaaaa I’m luvin these  bawlz in yo jawlz.’ Burbank, California (The Weekly Vice) - Khadijah Baseer, a 31-year-old Los Angeles woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly offered sexual favors to several McDonald’s customers for a free order of chicken nuggets. According to Burbank police, Baseer reportedly approached several vehicles at a McDonald’s drive-thru around 11:00 [...]

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Man snuck a handgun in jail by hiding it in his butt and….wait! UGH, man!!!

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Onslow County sheriff’s officials say a fugitive wanted on a murder charge in Atlanta and arrested in this area earlier this week is suspected of sneaking a handgun into a county jail cell by hiding it in his rectum. The suspect — Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Sugar Lake Drive in Canton, Ga. — was [...]

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Say Something Nice – because I couldn’t

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  Just stay down, dude!!!! Just stay down!!!!!!!!!  Play dead!! if you don’t move it might not try to eat you and… FF that!! RUN, son!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!!!Ugh….. just ugh.  Something nice? She found those damn pants in her size?  Nawl… that is only something nice for her. Eff up for the rest of us.    

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Dika Down BooBoo – (nsfw) :throws my Blackcard in the trash:

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First of all, let one of my homies refer to me as BooBoo. I’m hitting them in the face with a brick, a pipe then probably climbing up on some sturdy structure then jumping off of it in order to deliver an aerial beating of the behind. This is everything Martin Luther the King jr. wanted for [...]

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Man gets penis tattooed. Now ‘suffers’ permanent erection. Shouldna been tatooing ish.

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At least he can get it up. A man who got a tattoo on his penis is now left with a permanent semi-erection, according to an article in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. As MSNBC’s The Body Odd reports, the 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock and a hard place after he got a [...]

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10 horribly misguided MLK Jr. associated things.

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Look, I don’t know what dream YOU had last night, buuuuut as far as I know, the I Have A Dream speech that MLK Jr gave all those years ago did NOT involve wanting two half nekkid blonde women with anal penetration heels.  OR hot azz blonde chick WITH long ass toes. damn her toes [...]

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