Chernanigans

Last Cruise blog – Cussing, crying, yelling and folks trying to molest titties, whuck trying to stay in her drawls.

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And we’re back, one last time. Ronnie Ross was the Don . . . this man just stayed at the Waffle House counseling folks, and. he wanted me to apologize to SNB and then she yelled at me and started crying. Then Whuck was trying to nicely tell me not to be such a heinous [...]

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Cruise Blog #3 – ‘I’m calm..but get me out of the water. How Whuck damn near drowned in the ocean…

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There are your mean drunks, your stumbly drunks, your sleepy drunks and then there are your sexual drunks like me. When I’m drunk I talk too much and it’s allllllllllll about sex, the world is about sex and if it ain’t about sex then I ain’t paying attention. For real I zone out til someone [...]

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Chernniagans – Cruise Blog 2 – the hunt for booty.

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Now if there are single black men to be found in a city or on a cruise ship, it’s got to be in the nightclub so at 11pm we headed over to “Diamonds Are Forever” where we endured night 1 of the world’s worst DJ. Whuck, T and SNB wouldn’t let me choke the dude, [...]

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OHN Cruise Blog with cher and whuck

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Hey Everybody! I don’t even know where to start, all I can say is that this cruise was EPIC fun. It’s a shame y’all couldn’t be there, but I’m happy you weren’t cuz I probably wouldn’t have gotten away with the stuff I didn’t do. Yeah, I didn’t do nothing! There’s so much to share [...]

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Black History Month…whooppiiie.

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I’m late, I’m blaming Colored People Time on account of the fact that it’s Black History Month (DRINK). I originally titled this  ”I hate that liberal ass white folks feel so much guilt that they feel the need to pander to the ”Darkies” with bunk ass commercials and advertisements every February to assuage their white guilt even though they [...]

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Depression…. and why is the black community slower to come to grips with it?

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It’s Hard to Be: Black, Female, Male, Homosexual, A Parent, A Single Parent, Chronically Ill, young, old, broke, bisexual, homeless, misunderstood, unemployed . . . It’s hard to be alive. It’s also hard to be Black with Mental Health Issues. My parents should have been genetically tested and never been allowed to procreate because they produced [...]

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Apocalypse Now, Mind Over Matter – “O Hell Nawl I’m Bout to Die in this B*tch Game”

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Now that we’re all comfortably ensconced in 2012 please allow me to remind you that …. We’re all gonna die! Don’t blame me, blame the Mayans and their surprisingly accurate system of calendars. On December 21, 2012 the Current Mayan Calendar ends, to the Mayans that just means the end to a “Cycle”, like America’s Next [...]

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Chernanigans – Gremlin Stank.

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So I’ve been trying to write this post for weeks, first I was writing about babies, then keeping it real, then gold digging, then turning 30, then having a baby as a gold digger at 30 while keeping it real. None of it flowed forth from my mind, it was too pedestrian, too serious and [...]

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Cher is a racist.

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Just for clarification Dating Chernanigans is going on hiatus,but that doesn’t mean I stop dating. It means I stop trying to find a man cuz it’s cold and it’s hard to look cute when you fall down on ice. But dontchaknow when you stop trying all the little termite men come out of the woodwork. [...]

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Chernanigans -Apparently if you don’t have a baby and a man by 30 years old your uterus falls out at exactly 12:01am

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I’m sad y’all it’s time for the CherBear to drag the Dating Chernanigans back into her dark cave for winter hibernation. I’m not just CherBear because it rhymes, I’m actually a bear-like creature. I’m highly territorial, fairly solitary and I hibernate in the winter. It’s just me, chocolate, tea and books once there’s snow on [...]

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Chernanigans – results of the choose your own chernanigans shenanigans.

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I’ve been a little MIA recently, it’s hard being an Outbreak Monkey in America. I want to thank all of you for wishing me well and checking on me and I wish I could tell you that I’m cured. I have a condition called New Daily Persistent Headache meaning that I’ve had a headache every [...]

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Single woman Chernanigans – My Punishment

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My girl K says that I have to write out a list of the traits that I’m seeking in a man, it’s my punishment. The story of why I’m being punished I kinda (read: damn sure did) dragged my girls, K and C, on a date with this guy Ray that I met . . [...]

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Chernanigans – Meet Q

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I was gonna tell y’all about the 6 men I’ve met in the last few weeks and about how I had a date last week, but y’all made me wonder about my decision to strictly date black men. I’m open to exploring all the shades of blackness (Jamaicans, Nigerians, Dominicans, Somalians, Cameroonians, Americans), to my [...]

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Top 10 lies I’ve heard from women….

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My top 10 favorite lies that I’ve heard from woman. Sadly, I’ve heard all of these at least twice. And accepted this foolishness. 10. My phone has been off. I know you saw me on twitter…I logged in through my friends phone. Facebook me. >__< This makes me sooo angry. Listen chick, if you don’t [...]

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My top 10 favorite lies that I’ve heard from men.

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  Sadly these are all true and seriously pathetic. 10. I lost/broke my phone. My phone was turned off – The problem with this lie is that it is severely overused. If you’re that guy who might as well have your blackberry implanted in your paynus because those are your two favorite things to touch [...]

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