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Happy Birthday to THE most tenured OHNawlians of all time….

i Love love love looooooove these two ladies, not just because they are some of THE original OHN readers, but because over the years we have become more than friends, and more like family ass family. And when I say the ORIGINAL OHN readers, I kid you not that they are in fact THE [...]

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Weekend Wrap-up

::drops some cookies in the office for everyone:: Good Mo’nin…wait, it’s the afternoon? See, this is what happens when you don’t let the punctual folks do shyt until they bring it up. Weekend Wrap-up will now be brought to you by yours truly, OHN’s very own live action ghostly fairy…Twink. So, let’s see…Friday, I got [...]

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Happy Birthday Jonesy and Lefty!

I’m not going to into some long drawn out damn speech about how much I adore and value these two members of the OHN community because I really and truly azz truly could go on for paragraphs and paragraphs about the ish. But what I AM going to say is that both Lefty and Jonesy [...]

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Feliz Cumpleaños YaYA! Guada-Guada!!

I was gonna not make a post for YaYa on purpose. Why? Cuz i aint shyt, and she is always talking ish azz ish on the regular which usually involves not letting me be great. Lil stank-azz rooty-poot girl. I don’t much care for her stankin azz and if ever given the chance i would [...]

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Happy Birthday Baps!!!

With your ol pretty azz pretty azz. Happy birthday to OHN baby lady; BAPS, who has been lurkin n postin, postin n lurkin for over a year now. Even though she wont let me cuss out Drake in peace, I dig azz dig this lady baby chick. SO happy day, baby!!!!

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Weekend Wrap Up – A day late!

actually a few days/weeks late! We haven’t done one of these in a few weeks. Sorry about that! We’ll try to do better, seriously. Anyway, hey y’all it’s Beth This past weekend there was some GREAT football on TV. Denver LOST!!!! (hehehe I still luv you Hex) The 49′ers and the Saints game was awesome! [...]

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Happy Birthday Suga a$$ suga!!!

This is my lil heffababy lady girl right here, folks. Myyyyyyy lil homey! I have adopted her stank-azz as my lil sisSlaus and will punch the planet pluto in the face if she asked me to. Though I know pluto aint a planet anymore, i don’t give a daaaaaaaaaaaaamn, i’ll punch it anyway. We hail [...]

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Happy Birthday tester70!!!

Happy birthday to my baaabaaaaaaay girl lady heffa freckle puss!!!!! tester has been loyally down with OHN for some yeaaaaars now. Hell it feels like when we hit the OPEN sign, she was right there waiting to start some ol shyt!!! With as supportive as she has been all these years I think that this [...]

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Happy Birthday Jaivona!

Happy birthday to my babylady girl and long time OHn supporter: Jaivona! Gimme some damn smoochies and hugs!!! GIMME EM!!!! Happy birthday honey!!!

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Slaus and Bef conversations…. why is a shapely bottom on non-blacks.. exotic.

As most of you guys know, Bef is like my right-hand here at OHN and Slausworks. Not just that, she is like my older sister who keeps me in line and one of my bestest and shortest pals ever. Well we always get into these conversations that somehow end up in just a ridiculous zone [...]

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Happy Birthday DJ Fusion!!!!

Hey y’all it’s Beth and we have 1 last birthday to celebrate in 2011! DJ Fusion come on down!!! It’s your birthday (as if she didn’t know) Man listen! I love me some DJ Fusion! She is just a little powerhouse of awesome! I can say little because I think I’m taller than her *giggles* [...]

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Twas the Night before Christmas…OHN style.

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the blog not a muf***a was behaving, not nan one of them all. From drug use and drinking to unprotected sex Bef spiked drinks with roofies to get some booty from hex. Ambz soothing her baby, trying to hush everyone’s yaps. While Lo scoped her booty till [...]

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the infamous night before christmas post….

the infamous annual night before christmas post will be up on saturday afternoon so… bbeeeeee ready

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Happy Birthday Cher!!!

The fact that this is her twitter pic… Fam join me in wishing Cher a very Happy Birthday!!! Slaus edit: ol stanking ass grown cuddly carebear, stacked like a chocolate sundae lookin ass heffa lady baby girl! That’s my lil boo bookitty. Hope you have an amazing birthday and get lots of love and fun [...]

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Thanks to the Staff of OHN…

This week, as with many of you, we are slowing down for the end of the year. Time to enjoy some times with friends and family, sit back.. relax.. reflect.. and think about the things we’d like to do differently in 2012. We had a great year in 2011, some trials and tribulations, some humiliations [...]

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