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Confessions of a Christian: J’s Epiphany

Longtime readers of OHN know that I, Ambz am married happily to a guy named J, who also is on OHN staff. J, like many is an unapologetic Christian and recently had a very emotional epiphany about the gay marriage issue. As long as I’ve known him, we have both had gay friends we’ve loved [...]

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OHN EAST get together! Keep your calendars open, bytches. August 3rd to the 5th

East coasters and anyone willing to make the trip: OHN get together will go down from August 3rd to the 5th at Ocean City, maryland! Hotel and event info coming next week. Couldn’t get the the necessary info and assistance locally to put VA beach together so we’re moving it to Oceancity maryland. What’s great [...]

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Happy Birthday TracyTrips!!!

this heffa is crazy!!! There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t question why we allow her to comment on this blog! Happy Birthday Tracy! Try not to get too wild and crazy this weekend because don’t have any bail money!

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Happy Birthday Justme81!!!!!

I love me some Justme81, not just because she puts me hip to some sick-ass dance music and not because she has pretty azz eyes either. Mostly because she has been a great citizen to the city of OHNawleans and has always simply just been a great lady azz lady. So happy bday, lady [...]

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More toon updates for you badazzes…

The toons are coming along nicely still and much thanks to everyone for being so patient. Here are the latest toons for the folks who so graciously donated to the site and thank you very very damn much with ya stank asses. Next on the list are: Cynthia, [...]

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Conversations with Slaus – Bef and Slaus might start whoring for gas… you probably will also..

Warning. This conversation is insensitive and racist, reader discretion is advised. If you have a problem with jokes about slavery, rape and hitching up mexicans to carts for transportation, do not read. If you read it anyway and become offended, please know that zero fuggs will be given. Slaus: I need help, sis. Bef: what’s wrong? Slaus: [...]

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Happy Birthday WanderBoi!

Everyone knows how much i loooove and devote myself to my lovely wife ass wife; Wanna. Buuuuuut at the same time I’m a terrible husband because I loooove love looooooooove one of her best childhood friends whom I call my Lesbian lady love: WanderBoi. Wander has to be one of my most favourite people in [...]

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Ok we might have to stop accepting donations for toons for a little while..

When we set out in this OHN donations drive, I figured we’d make a few hundred dollars over all and that we would be able to at least purchase the mobile software licensing i’d been looking at, a few months of priority support and then keep it moving. I saw myself having to do a [...]

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An OHN Public Service Announcement

Was today act a fool day? Is it a full moon somewhere? What was all of that before Slaus deleted/edited some posts? For real? That’s what we doing on OHN now? Let me answer that last question: HELL NO WE AIN’T!!! I saw the post that “started” it all (that type of post is not [...]

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Happy Birthday Fubsy!!!

I was instructed to keep this clean and simple because everyone knows how much I love the ish out of this guy and would end up rambling on and on and on about it all. Kind of like that. All I will say then is that I don’t think this guy understands how much of [...]

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Happy Birthday to OHN STaffer – Babyfaced! with his aint ish azz…

Sometimes I don’t know why this fool is nicknamed:Babyfaced, when the fact of the matter is that a mofo SHOULD be called : The Notorious…. or Will The Defendant Please Rise n ish. I’m just saying. There aren’t eclipses because of some celestial event each year, nawl. Eclipses happen every few times a year because [...]

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Happy Birthday Trini!!

Happy Birthday to one of the most stankedy-stank bad-asses in all of OHNawleans: Trini! I would ask for you to stay out of trouble but… you won’t. I would ask for you to not to jump up and dance on the tables at the local bar but…your azz jumps on top of desks at work [...]

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DOHNation drive..and how to get a custom toon of yourself…

What’s going on out there in OHNawleans, whores!! It’s your favourite fat-man here and CEO of Slausworks; Slaus Caldwell with a lil heads up! OHN is a whole lot of fun to run as well as challenging azz challenging. But one of those challenged of course is affording all the tech necessary to do this [...]

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Happy Birthday Choc!!!

It feels like all the ol skool longtime OHNawlians are having bdays all at the same damn time, yall!! Sheeeeeesh. Either way, Choc… ol mochalicious self ass self, has always been down for shenanigans and setting ish straight here at OHN. Bad for no reason, beautiful just because, that’s our damn girl right there. Even [...]

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Happy Bday Bsmuv!!

My damn homey azz homey celebrated his Birthday on Sunday and I totally didn’t even notice the ish. Maaaaaaaan, my bad, sir!!!! I feel terrible! Bsmuv is another longtime OHNawlian with a love for telling ish how it is and how it’s gonna be. Which seems to be a tendency for all the big head [...]

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