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Man runs from girlfriend and jumps into a trash chute…then gets stuck

Domestic arguments between lovers will often end in tears or long silences – but they usually don’t end with emergency services having to extract a frightened man from a high-rise apartment’s garbage chute. The local fast-response team in Tyumen, Russia, can be forgiven for thinking their latest call-out was a bit of a wind-up, when they [...]

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Raven Symone lets you hoes know what you can do with your rumours and worrying about whom she sleeps with…

:: standing ovation n shyt :: :: uproarious applause :: ….which totallllly means she is hitting that. Whaaaaat? I’m just saying. Queen latifah has been saying this ish for years and.. well…. come on. Personally i don’t think this should be annnnnyone’s business and I can understand why she wouln’t want to confirm or [...]

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Jenna Talackova WORKS it in the Miss Universe competition… DAMN if she used to be a man.

1. Transgender contestant Jenna Talackova takes part in Miss Universe Canada competition in Toronto May 17, 2012. Talackova was originally disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada contest because she was not a “naturally born female”. Talackova 23, who underwent gender reassignment surgery when she was 19, was then reinstated to the Canadian competition last by [...]

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OHN EAST get together! Keep your calendars open, bytches. August 3rd to the 5th

East coasters and anyone willing to make the trip: OHN get together will go down from August 3rd to the 5th at Ocean City, maryland! Hotel and event info coming next week. Couldn’t get the the necessary info and assistance locally to put VA beach together so we’re moving it to Oceancity maryland. What’s great [...]

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Porn remixed into non-porny porn. (bsfw)

This is old… but it never not funny….. Zuly and I swore we were creating an awesome joke when we said that when Women masturbate it looks like ya’ll are dj’ing yuor lady parts. Obviously we weren’t the only idiots who thought this was the case. …. I’m gonna have to try this. [...]

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Animated Lego Star Wars display is the most awesome toy display EVER!!! – we live in the future, son!!!!!!!

This is the future, son!!! The fuuuuture!!!! and it is toDAY!!!! Daaaaaaaaamn amazing!!!!! Just… daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!! : cough: june 10th, slaus’s birthday…. Lego millenium falcon. Make it happen…. No Falcon, No peace….

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Advice to a young brother preparing for marriage…….

Hey OHN fam. One of our young OHN brothers is taking the big plunge next week and he want’s some advice from all of the husbands and wives out there… now I want him to take all of this with a grain of salt as what has worked for me and many of us will [...]

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Dead-azz snake is huge-azz huge!!!!

First of all, i’m mad as hell at them even finding a dead snake this damn big. Because if that shyt was me? I’d be looking around for whatever was big and bad enough to kill this shyt. From a distance at that. But that’s just me and i’m a bytch. Peep just how big [...]

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The #1 porniest city in America is Las Veg- wait…Orlando, Florida???

Which is the smuttiest city in America? Is it bondage-friendly San Francisco? Las Vegas with its nearby legal Bunny Ranch brothel? Los Angeles for its “San Pornando” Valley? Nope, the porn-iest city in the U.S. is also tops on most kids’ must-see locales — Orlando, Fla. Home of Disney World, Orlando ranked in first place when Men’s [...]

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Dear OHN, Before I leave my husband, I want to help him come out of the closet.

Hey Slaus. I have been married to a wonderful, kind and loving man for a little over 4 years now and I will not hesitate to say that he is easily one of the most amazing souls ever to grace this earth. He cooks, he cleans, he works and makes very good money, heavily involved [...]

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Man shops for flowers at walmart and gets bitten-ass bitten by a giant snake. What’s YOUR worst creepy crawler story???

When Washington resident Mica Craig headed to the Clarkston Walmart on Friday, he was only looking to pick up some mulch for his medical marijuana growing business. Unfortunately, he also ended up leaving with a rattlesnake bite. The 47-year-old was out in the parking lot garden center when he came upon the Walmart rattlesnake, according [...]

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Chaperones allegedly spray nasty dancing teens with lysol. Calls them whores and sluts…

Two parent chaperones have been accused of spraying Lysol on students during a Colorado high school prom because teen’s “dirty dancing” looked like “they were advertising butt sex.” A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun on Tuesday indicates that Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey were charged with “harassment” because they directed obscene language at students attending [...]

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Man protests the fact they wouldn’t let his fat-ass eat ALL damn day at all you can eat Buffet

This is why the terrorists hate us… What the fugg kind of first world problem boolshyt is this!!??? A Wisconsin man charged a local restaurant with false advertising after he was told to stop eating during an all-you-can-eat fish fry. Bill Wisth, of Mequon, says he was getting ready to move on to his thirteenth [...]

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Man tries to help son by sewing his ass shut. Maaan you know it didn’t go well.

A Waukegan man took a plea deal that kept him out of prison for an incident in which he took a needle and thread to his son’s buttocks. Randy Swopes, 52, represented himself in court Friday to accept a plea deal that sentenced him to 24 months of probation and 250 hours of public service [...]

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Sith kitty takes on two ponk-azz doggies.

This video here is like combining peanut butter and chocolate, bytch! It is just awesome ass awesome by all definitions of the word fugginawesome. Take a kitty and lightsabers, son!??? Oh that is just magic ass magic!!! That kitty was trying to handle BUSINESS!!! Darth Whiskers, yo!!! Darth Whiskers!!! Thanks to Gizelle for the send [...]

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