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Tracy and her ASSpirations got burned.

You all know OHN’s favourite lil Blonde Bad ass: Tracy Trips, right? Yeah the same person who said someone’s vagina looked like an open hippo mouth. Well if you follow Tracy on twitter, Facebook or Pinterest, you know that in general…… she just aint right. Baby girl is about as wrong as two left feet. [...]

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Dack on Demand! NY Sex shop will deliver in 1hr or less!

A Park Slope sex toy store has the answer for residents that want some action on days when they just don’t want to get out of bed. Babeland is delivering kinky treats right to your home within an hour — teaming up with a bike courier company to bring adult goodies to Brooklyn horndogs because [...]

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Susan G Komen execs jumping ship after controversial move regarding Planned Parenthood.

Dr. Kathy Plesser, a Manhattan radiologist on the medical advisory board of Susan G. Komen for the Cure’s New York chapter, said she plans to resign from her position unless Komen reverses its decision to pull grant money from Planned Parenthood. “I’m a physician and my interest is women’s health, and I am disturbed by [...]

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Whatever game he is playing, I don’t wanna.

I don’t have any damn idea what the hell game this is, but when I think back to all the games of catch I played growing up, not NAN one of them involved a nekkid negroe squatting in a prison pose amongst pine needles and.. did i mention nekkid?? This fool looks a mofo who lures you [...]

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Happy Birthday CaraQ

When I first wrote this post out, I had decided to limit it to just 3 damn words for the whole thing. She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! She stank. Booty! But then I remembered how she fights dirty. And I remember how she once scaled up [...]

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How easy it is to get some chicken should NOT be a deciding factor in where you go to college!!

What’s really important to a college football athlete when choosing the right school? Location, academics, the ability to start early? How about a school’s proximity to Chick-fil-A? That’s apparently what swayed Birmingham, Ala., linebacker Cassanova McKinzy from Clemson to Auburn. When McKinzy visited the Clemson campus, there was no Chick-fil-A in sight, and that just wasn’t acceptable. [...]

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Run for Your Life – An obstacle course and marathon all about surviving a zombie attack?? NO!

Protect your brain and run for your life. This is one race where your legs giving out are the least of your problems. Run For Your Lives is a first-of-its-kind event, one part 5K, one part obstacle course, one part escaping the clutches of zombies — and all parts awesome. Runners will navigate a series [...]

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Question of the Week – Your significant other is still very close with their ex. Problem or not?

So you think that you have found Mr/Mr’s Right, which is a great change from Mr./Mrs. Right now – WHICH- has been the norm in your life for a few years now. THIS is the one. THIS is the one you had to write and tell momma and daddy about. The one you stop accepting [...]

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Say Something Nice about THE longest back….ever

:: walks in whilst wearing my robe and holding a cup of coffee :: :: sets this ish down for you all :: :: nods to satan :: Yeah a few of these mofos are gonna go to hell over this…. :: goes back to bed ::

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Happy Birthday to THE most tenured OHNawlians of all time….

i Love love love looooooove these two ladies, not just because they are some of THE original OHN readers, but because over the years we have become more than friends, and more like family ass family. And when I say the ORIGINAL OHN readers, I kid you not that they are in fact THE [...]

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$23 Million bail set for ex teacher who allegedly fed his semen to kids. HOW I COULD JUST KILLAMAAAAAN

Mark Berndt, 61, appeared in court for the first time after being charged with committing lewd acts involving 23 boys and girls, ages 6 to 10, between 2008 and 2010. The tall and graying Berndt, represented by public defender Liz Braunstein, seemed calm in court as he spoke only to acknowledge his identity and birthdate [...]

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Wisconsin women sexually assault man, make him drink urine and… twists his jibby with pliers

Two sisters have been charged in St. Croix County Court with sexually assaulting a man with a pliers and giving him urine to drink. Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17, both of Somerset are each charged with a felony count of second-degree sexual assault by force and misdemeanor counts of battery and [...]

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Girlfriend dumps guy with cancer but…heffa still wants the $8000 superbowl tickets.

Still looking for Super Bowl tickets? You may be in luck, but you’re going to have to work for them. Jason Elia told ESPN 97.5 in Houston that he is giving his tickets to the person who gets him the most Twitter followers. Elia, a television writer who lives in Nashville, spent $8,000 on two tickets to Super Bowl XLVI in [...]

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The booty beverage is an awful awful prank…(bsfw)

I have seen and done PLENTY of pranks for the sake of laughter and or vengeance but…. I have never gone so far as to do …. the booty beverage. That’s when you place a straw in the victim’s mouth and the other end… in ya booty…. Just wronnnng. Ok let me admit [...]

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‘poor guy’ commits suicide after being racked with guilt over euthanising healthy dog.

A down-on-his-luck soap-opera actor took his own life this week after he was forced to put his beloved dog to sleep under pressure from his Upper West Side condo and became wracked by grief, pals said. Nick Santino euthanized his dog, Rocco, Tuesday — on Santino’s 47th birthday. That night, his guilt over the gut-wrenching [...]

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When you see it….

I’m really glad that when I’m realllly drunk – i sit my azz down in the corner somewhere and just …sit there. Mostly because my legs don’t seem to work during such shenanigans but still. PLEASE may never be so drunk as to walking around rocking out with my… well…. ugh.

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Say Something Nice…about the jankiest heffaz ever.

I don’t have any idea what the hell it is these heffas are promoting and or advertising really but I can gaurantee you that whatever the hell it is….I want no gatdang part of it. 3 random chicks standing there with their panties down? That SHOULD be hot. It really should. Like some Vanity 6 remixed with [...]

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Deena Rants – Whitney and Rihanna sucking the same crack pipe?? (NSFW)

Deena knows she is off her shyt…… she need her ass beat. Someone else do it for me because i’m still over here laughing my azz off.

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NBC pulls ‘Donkey Semen’ episode of Fear Factor…. im gonna puke.

Donkey semen will not be served on network TV tomorrow night — the”Fear Factor” episode featuring the stunt has been yanked … at least according to a website where NBC posts its media releases. The controversial episode is entitled, “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!” An NBC media release teased it by saying the contestants will eat [...]