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Sweet “Aint nobody got time for that” Brown….

On April 7, 2012, a an Oklahoma City apartment fire prompted a local news channel to do a story. Their newscast featured Sweet Brown, an excited apartment resident who was forced to relocate after the apartment fire, which she mistook for barbequein’, broke out. She recounts the events: ANNNNND the remix…. [...]

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Just for the ladies….

To share make-up secrets with…. I boet at least ONE of you would let him get it…

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When you see it… you will see it and feel bad.

o.o I am soooo scared for the youth today. Well at least I HOPE this is a teen and not a grown azz man… Sighhhhhhhh…..

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Fellas… Meet my girl E. Teecia….

I’m not saying…. I’m juuuuuuuuust saying……

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New DMX Movie… Belly 2…. gonna be HOOOOOT!

o.o

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A Few Things Black Men Find Very Unattractive in Women

::puts on glasses and speaks in Frasier Crane voice and intellect:: So I was asked to do this article in a “serious sense”. Apparently, my co-workers do not think I can post a serious intellectual piece on relationships and such without administering my own brand of jesting and [...]

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Man died from Swan Lake performance……

An Illinois man drowned in a pond at an apartment complex early Saturday after he was apparently attacked by some swans he cared for, authorities said. Anthony Hensley, 37, worked for a company that used swans and dogs to keep geese from destroying the [...]

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Check out the pretty feet….ladies, do you want your feet to look like this?

What about these? Steven Tyler aint shyt… But see…. I have questions…. ::takes deeeeeeeeeeep breath:: Steve! Why da fugg your toes look like that? Arent they supposed to pointing in the same direction? Why they doing what they want to do? Is the [...]

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Ummmm… yeah…. Lo will be fuggin tweeting and shyt.. o.o

o.o o.o Ok I am trying an experiment. I will start this “tweeting” “twiting” whatever you people call it…Mainly because I see shyt all day ever day that I find funny as hell. Stuff that doesn’t really warrant a full post, but an honorable [...]

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Yeah… I saw that little Praise Dancer again…heffa.

It started a nice beautiful Sunday morning. I woke up.. had a little breakfast and lot of coffee. Got dressed, grabbed my “special bag” and off too church we went. As usual I stopped in front of the church to let the girls out. Told Teen Lo to go get “my seat”. After I parked [...]

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Fellas…Get in here! Ok… some of you ladies too… I Don’t Judge…and it’s Kinda NSFW…Kinda.

I’m probably gonna have my posting rights taken…..but hey.. it’s worth it! O.o Whhhhhaaaaaa? What I do? It’s a much needed PSA! To raise awareness!

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Advice Time with Lo….

Good Morning Peeps/Fam… It’s your boy Lo. And I want to give a little advice today. Maybe my word of wisdom will be able to help others in the same situation. I received a email from one of our readers that had recently went thought some things. Ironically, it reminded me of some [...]

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Seeeee! I am not the only one that just want a scratch and sniff!!!!

A Florida man is facing a solicitation rap after allegedly offering to pay $15 to enjoy the illicit scent of a woman. The woman in question was an undercover cop posing as a hooker on a Bradenton corner that is a “known location for prostitution,” according to a February 23 probable cause affidavit. [...]

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Good Ish….Heart Warming Ish…..

In my attempt to still be the New and Improved Lo – Kei… I am just writing about good stuff. Human interest stuff. You know.. the kind of stuff that when you read it… you will have the warm, fuzzies and inside you. The stuff that would make grown men shed a tear. Sighhh… I [...]

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Stephen Hawking is a PIMP azz PIMP in the strip clubs!!!!

He may spend his working days contemplating the deepest mysteries of the universe, despite having been robbed of almost all physical movement by the cruelties of motor neurone disease. But it seems the world-famous British physicist Stephen Hawking also has an interest in more earthier [...]

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