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Weekend Wrap-Up!

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Hey hey hey – guess who’s back, son! Let’s see what did I do this weekend. I’m not too sure if most of you know, but I started this lil online dating thing and me and this one guy have been kicking it kind of often. Friday after work I went by his place for [...]

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SSC: The modern tax we are all fighting for a chance to pay!

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Hi all.  Pam here. So have you ran out and paid your voluntary tax this week? No? What are you waiting for? Why do you delay? Aren’t you hoping for the chance? The opportunity? The possibility to win those millions and millions of dollars? You got to go out there and join the masses and [...]

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Men and Domestic Violence

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From contributing writer: Twinki If you were on Twitter last night (Beth note: since I’m late posting this I think this happened Monday night/Tuesday morning), you would have known that Pilar Sanders and her homegirl “just unlocked the Ike Turner badge on Four Square” on Deion. Apparently, during their bitter divorce, Deion and Pilar are [...]

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SSC: The new world economy runs on the resource that you already own.

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KonspiracyCorportKarl invited back again, to spew vile venomous truth on the lies packaged by the capitalistic corporate overlords. My Rich Dad said, “Somewhere along the way, people became more desirous of security and have paid the price by selling their freedom. You may have noticed that schools today focus primarily on job security rather than [...]

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SSC: …society is in an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob, and degrade…

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“Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is in an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob, and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.” –Frederick Douglass, Speech, April 1886 Why is there hardly an improvement in Africa’s welfare although [...]

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SSC: Let’s talk about that d**k Rush Limbaugh

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Hi everyone! My name is Patricia, but you all can call me Pat. I’ve lurked in the shadows for some time and I’m honored to be the guest this week and share with you today. Rush Limbaugh has been in the media of late regarding his comments of Sandra Fluke a few weeks ago. You [...]

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Educate Yourself on Super Tuesday

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Good Morning Y’all! Let’s start off with a little information on Super Tuesday. What is it? Why is it important? “Super Tuesday is the day during a presidential election year when the greatest number of states hold primary elections. More delegates can be won on Super Tuesday than on any other single day of the [...]

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Weekend Wrap-Up NBA All-Star Weekend and The Oscars Edition

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::walks in OHN offices in teddy bear pajama pants and a snuggie:: Yeah, one of those days. Hey folks. It’s your favorite halogen colored heffa, Twink with your weekend wrap-up. Personally…this weekend sucked. Friday, all I did when I got home was sleep and read. I’m burnt out (see what I did there lol). Saturday…more [...]

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A letter to Jenny ” Blacks would be nothing without white people” Hyun..

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Just as I was preparing to write a post about lil Ms Jenny Hyun, our boy Lurkasaurus sent this in and..well….. you’ve got to read it for yourself…   Dear B*tch-Azz Jenny Hyun, Yes, Floyd Mayweather is an idiot for saying that Jeremy Lin doesn’t deserve the hype. Lin deserves every bit of hype that [...]

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Weekend Wrap-Up

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PSA: I am hating on all you mofos that have off today. Not only do I have work today, but my gatdamn computer was like “bish, why are you here right now?! NOT TODAY, BISH!!!” At least until the internet server got its life together LOL. Let’s see…what did I do this weekend. Friday, I [...]

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Dear B*tch A$$ Cupid…..

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Dear B!tch A$$ Cupid, Fvck you dog. Fvck you for basically forcing me to buy some heart shaped antacids for some mufuggin cootch tonight. Yeah, I have roses. Yeah, my Pandora is set to Andre 3000 “Prototype” (I’m under 30. Miss me with the EWF, Al Green, Marvin Gaye slander. At least I’m not listening [...]

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Dear B*tch-a$$ Mo Money Taxes….

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:: this is an opinion piece and not be considered factual and actual ….even if much of it could be..:: Dear Mo Money Taxes, I really thought that you were a joke. I mean, come one, what kind of hood sh!t is this? I’d rather go to Liberty Tax Services (they have awesome dancers) then [...]

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Weekend Wrap-Up! How ’bout them GIANTS!

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::strolls into the OHN offices with my Giants Jersey:: Hey hey hey folks! Let’s talk about this weekend. Friday, I went out to this club for my friend’s birthday. So, this club has the main club room and then a little room off to the side. We were in the little room on the side [...]

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Black History Month…whooppiiie.

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I’m late, I’m blaming Colored People Time on account of the fact that it’s Black History Month (DRINK). I originally titled this  ”I hate that liberal ass white folks feel so much guilt that they feel the need to pander to the ”Darkies” with bunk ass commercials and advertisements every February to assuage their white guilt even though they [...]

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Dear B!tch A$$ Medical Staff – Hoffa didn’t appreciate the prostate exam.

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Dear B!tch A$$ Medical Staff, *Note. This was a traumatizing experience. Keep your lols, LMAOs, and hahahas to a minimum.* I came to see you last Friday to get some antibiotics. I answered the usual pre-procedural questions. Great. Quick fast and easy. You gave me an STD test. Done, great. Negative results. Awesome. Then you [...]

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