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Confessions of a Christian: J’s Epiphany

Longtime readers of OHN know that I, Ambz am married happily to a guy named J, who also is on OHN staff. J, like many is an unapologetic Christian and recently had a very emotional epiphany about the gay marriage issue. As long as I’ve known him, we have both had gay friends we’ve loved [...]

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Dear Brian Mcknight – get all the way up outta my vagina.

Thanks. Signed, Ambz. If you haven’t seen the public Twitter flogging Brian McKnight has been receiving on Twitter, just click ‘play’ to find out why. Yes, that is 92 year old Brian McKnight singing about teaching YOU (a woman) about your Poontang. No, he’s not an OB/GYN. Just a pretty decent R&B singer who had [...]

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89 bags of drugs on mah paynus..89 bags of drugs..smoke one down, pass it around..

I don’t know whether to be impressed, disgusted or slip this dude my number… This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place. When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily [...]

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Katy Perry covers “Ni***s in Paris”

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Hey. Even though she was across the pond in London, she knew not to say the N-Word (She said Ninja instead). I mean, she did do the song like someone named “Katy” and all… So what do ya’ll think of her cover?

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“N****s In Paris” by The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

The best mashup I’ve seen latey. Kudos to whomever created this! “Ashhhhhhhhhhhleyyyyyy” I loved this show.

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Your P**** is like what?

Your vaginal area feels like what, ma’am? *sigh* If Michael Jackson were still here and still a sepia-tone, he’d say: I’m quite sure of it.

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Today in ‘Ambz is just tryin’ta help you heauxs’: Relationship Advice

So if you follow me on Twitter, you know I don’t hold back much of anything. But admittedly, last night? I was on ONE. All from an innocent re-tweet from someone I don’t even follow. It apparently was so epic, I was told to post it – and of course it was about relationships. For [...]

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Dang near every White Person should watch this video….

Hey OHN! It’s been a long time since I’ve had a chance to post anything and I REALLY need to do better with that because I know how much ya’ll love my crazy, political and race-educatin’ posts. LoL But I came across this video this morning and almost had an orgasm. Don’t tell my husband. [...]

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Man arrested for..licking a random chick’s scraped knee?

This would not have made my boo boo better. The bizarre incident began Thursday afternoon when the victim, having just finished work, tripped and fell to the ground, scraping her left knee in the process. While on the ground, three men drove up in a golf cart to see if she needed assistance [...]

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Look. The Confederate Flag IS a symbol of Hate

Symbols tend to take on definitions, particularly with certain groups. Such as the Nazi Symbol – the swastika, which in Indian and Buddist circles is a symbol of good luck. Indians won’t be so pissed about the Swastika. That’s just how it is. But Jews will have a fit over a Swastika. So to that [...]

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Can we really blame her?

Ol’ girl just wanted a piece of ass… I mean… “All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?” That’s what Melissa Minarsich said to police last night when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a “female out of control.” As detailed [...]

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A special Flexy Friday… Slaus’s Birthday!

Who wouldn’t think that OHN creator Slaus wasn’t the epitome of sexyflexyness? We’re just saying. But of course, today is Slaus’s Birthday and yes, he is old as shyt. Despite the fact that he was one of Thomas Jefferson’s slaves who was peeking into the shack when TJ was fugging Sally Hemmings, the OHN staff [...]

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Forget Rebecca Black – Hellooo Savannah Robinson!

Check out 12 year old Savannah Robinson tearing down “You’re gonna Love me” from Dreamgirls (and as an added bonus, Jennifer Hudson came out to join her!) Usually white girls can’t conquer deeply soulful songs like this but she DAMN near came close! I think she did a great job!

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Jalen Rose’s Response to Grant Hill (Satire)

When I came across this satirical letter via Twitter (in response to Grant Hill’s real letter regarding the Fab 5 Documentary), I literally laughed till I cried. www.sicklemaster.com nails this ‘letter’ from Jalen Rose so well, some folks thought Jalen wrote it himself – which is sad. When the opportunity presented itself to tell the [...]

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R.I.P. Personal Responsibility?: An Observation.

Hey Ya’ll! Remember me? Sorry I haven’t been posting as much – I promise to do better soon. I’ve mainly been relegating my ratchet to Twitter, but I know some of you have missed it here. You know you have. Don’t lie. Anyway, what has me riled up today? I… can’t deal anymore with people [...]

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