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May is in full swing and filled with great things: – Mother’s Day – Graduations – Great weather – BBQ’s For those visiting their Mom or celebrating Mother’s Day, enjoy this time and know that because of Mothers (no matter how good or bad) you and I would not be here.  Yeah Fathers / Dads [...]

Cinco de Mayo is upon us this weekend!!!   This is for those drinking for heritage, drinking for the Kentucky Derby, or drinking for the sake of drinkin!   Watermelon and Apple Margarita   INGREDIENTS: 2 oz Herradura Silver tequila ½ oz lime juice ½ oz agave nectar 1 oz watermelon juice 1 oz pressed [...]

  INGREDIENTS: 2 ounces pineapple juice 1-1/2 ounces vanilla vodka 1 ounce fresh lime juice 1/2 ounce Midori 1/2 ounce fresh lemon juice 1/2 ounce Simple Syrup DIRECTIONS: Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all of the ingredients, shake well and strain into a large chilled martini glass.

  Red Headed Stranger   INGREDIENTS: 2 ounces Buffalo Trace bourbon 1 ounce Domaine de Canton ginger liqueur 2 pinches cayenne 2 dashes angostura bitters   DIRECTIONS: Combine all ingredients in mixer. Shake, and pour over ice in a 10-ounce rocks glass.  

*PROFESSIONAL DRINKERS ONLY*   or folks that just want to erase their memories of aintshytness   or folks that want to have an in depth conversation with leprechauns   INGREDIENTS: ½ oz vodka ½ oz gin ½ oz rum ½ oz Bacardi 151-proof rum ½ oz tequila ½ oz triple sec 1 oz amaretto 1 [...]

How do they come up with this stuff…. The simple innocence of a traditional morning cereal into the transformation of “Saturday Night Shenanigans” What about the children….   What about being apart of  your nutritious breakfast….   What about Toucan Sam!     Fugg it…. I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!   The Fruit Loop Shot   INGREDIENTS: [...]

INGREDIENTS: ½ oz Absolut Miami vodka ½ oz triple sec 1 oz orange juice 1 oz cream   DIRECTIONS: Fill a mixing cup with half way with ice. Shake all ingredients well and strain into a cocktail glass. Serve in a large stem or hurricane glass.