SSC: Pres Obama Momma fvcked an dog without a condom? Whaaaa???

by Folk on March 4, 2012

in Sunday Social Commentary

What a crazy week politically and weather wise. First a moment of silence for all those who lost loved ones and friends during the weather outbreak this past week. Amazingly tragic.

Now onto the beast mode beastiality accusations of the fact women in America don’t have the right to choose contraceptives from employers of “faith.”

So we have this federal judge who proclaims they are not racist even though this is the email in question that was forwarded to several of the Judges old “buddies”:

So of course the shyt goes public and now poor Federal Judge apologizes for the obviously racist email, even thought he himself is not racist (yeah right and my anus excretes orange juice fit for consumption)

Richard Cebull, Montana’s chief federal judge, apologized to Obama after admitting he forwarded an email comparing African-Americans to dogs and implying that President Barack Obama’s mother had sex with animals.

“I sincerely and profusely apologize to you and your family for the email I forwarded,” said Cebull’s apology letter, which was dated March 1. “I accept full responsibility; I have no one to blame but myself.”

Cebull said he requested that the Judicial Council of the Ninth Circuit review the situation.

“Honestly, I don’t know what else I can do,” Cebull wrote.

Cebull admitted to sending the email on Wednesday. In an interview with the Great Falls Tribune — the publication that obtained the email — Cebull agreed the email was racist, but said he personally was not.

Cebull said he did not send the email because it was racist, but because it was ‘anti-Obama.’
source including apology letter to Pres. Obama

Not racist? What about the destruction of the memory of President Obama’s mother? You’ve basically perpetuated the crazy bestiality accusation that President Obama’s mother maybe just possibly got fvcked by a canine.

Men all have this secret desire during their prime that their woman is some sort of freak in the sheets, but no man wants to find their woman getting doggie styled by the family pet!

Let’s say this email have some merit. Let’s assume that President Obama’s mother did in fact partake in adult beverages to the point of not really remembering “that night” Barry was conceived.
…Folk has been hella drunk a few times in Folk’s life, but Folk cannot and will not believe that a woman, or anyone for that matter, can get so fvcked up that you don’t remember a dog trying to mount you.

And be it so fitting that this would come to light during the same time Folk’s Caucasian Cousins in Congress make a big deal out of President Obama’s initiative to ensure that all Americans have access to contraceptives via health care facilities regardless if that facility is public, private, or religious based.

In short ladies even if you’ve found yourself in the unfortunate scenario where you were about to be humped by a dog, you will NOT be able to have those contraceptives handy should you work for a faith based institution. The lawd forbids that you actually may be “involved” in a “sexual” situation “without the intent” to actually “procreate.” You are indeed a prostitute or a slut according to Rush Limbaugh.

What no dogs?!?!? Folk suppose that many women consider men dogs so with the volume of males that have had so much to say about what goes “inside” a woman of late by men, then Folk presumes that indeed there are many dogs around and women are indeed getting fvcked by them!

The hilarity of having a modern day discussion about “women’s rights” related to sexuality in Congress and not allow a woman to speak. And then when a woman does speak they are faced with this outlandish tirade from radio talk show pundit 1000.

The Political Caucasian Males loosely affiliated in their plight to prevent the reelection of President Obama at all costs has successfully united female activist across the political isles to say ENOUGH!

Has it come to this desperation to save this “image” of America that we are willing to allow the set back of progress 60 years and a day? Why is it so important to these few aging caucasian male cousins to “protect” us from us. Is it not America that proclaims that we are a nation made of many races to the benefit of the whole to show the world what freedom and democracy is through unity?

Are we allowing a small minority rob the majority of us the peace we deserve as a country? Is these outlandish current political fights nothing more than kissing cousins of the very principles that sparked the revolution that created this great country? Or is this a revelation that maybe, just maybe we are not the melting pot we portray ourselves to be?

And maybe, just maybe, we are not and should not be entrusted with the leadership of the world because our government is no more than the spoiled middle school 5’6″ 170lb bully who entered their growth spurt early. High School is going to be fun!

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1 FubsyNumbles March 4, 2012 at 4:05 am

Don't get me wrong, there is a LOT about UK politics and public discourse about morality and ethics that leaves me shaking my head in disbelief, and – quite often – nearly actually shaking with anger (ask Lady Cantingham, the poor thing has to put up with me!) One of the things that gets me most is the expertise with which we go about secretly controlling the world of finance. Think your financial sector's corrupt? Well, you can thank us – we really did teach you most of the things you now know, and still run tings in that regard.

However, a lot of the current discourse in American politics is seriously disturbing. I get that the US is a massive country, which means that unanimity of opinion is nigh impossible, and – in many ways rightly – probably not desired, but the level of rhetoric is nothing short of embarrassing, to my ears and eyes. I should think that Obama doesn't wade in as often as people would like simply because he has no idea how to – he's expecting at the very least intelligent discussion, and what does he get instead? Fat white knuckle-dragging freaks, screaching harpies who jab their fingers at him, cowardly pundits screeching on public outlets and spouting salacious lies and gross exaggerations. How on earth is any intelligent person – like Obama – supposed to counteract, when it's probably never been a part of his character to do so? This isn't to criticize Obama – quite the contrary. When the level of political and "journalistic" (they really do not deserve to own that word, these pundits) has stooped so very low, what to do? Everyone, myself included, wishes the Dems would fight back, but how? If they indulged in the same excrement-level rhetoric, then the US would truly have sunk to a low, where the two main parties would simply indulge in muck-flinging for the sake of entertaining the masses with ever lower point-scoring.

2 tester70 March 4, 2012 at 5:31 am

I find it reprehensible that these people are allowed to maintain this foolishness under the guise of freedom of speech while keeping their high profile and high paying jobs. Why are we playing sit and spin on their shafts?

We cannot get lax they are pissing on our doorsteps and calling it rain. Our future’s at stake, this shyt right here is the REAL war on terror is RIGHT HERE!!!

3 Ardamus79 March 4, 2012 at 8:45 am
4 YKM March 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Men want to call women b*tches—

But a dog is a man's best friend—

A female cat is not a 'pu$$y' but a QUEEN—

some things I'll never understand.— YKM (c) 2012

5 flowerpeddlesmehtare13 March 4, 2012 at 9:18 pm

They are not protecting us. They are protecting/projecting their own selfish desires and insecurities, and to hell with everybody else.

6 mdbrowngirl March 5, 2012 at 9:51 am

It is ok to disagree with the President. It is ok to speak up against his policies if you think they are wrong. It is not ok to dehumanize the man and berate him and his family in this manner. How do people seriously think this is ok?
If Obama were an employee of a regular company, he would have had so many people pulled into HR by now. I just find all of this shameful and disgusting.

7 That Dude Bennegtt March 5, 2012 at 1:04 pm

And yet, they want us to believe this is all just because he's a Democrat; the fact that he's Black (Bi-racial) has absolutely NOTHING to do with it, right? *heavy side-eye* GTFOHWTBS

8 YKM March 5, 2012 at 5:36 pm

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