what’s in my mooooouth?? – This is why I refuse to get my wisdom teeth pulled.

by Slausito Jesus Ashylandro Gordo Grande Ramirez on February 28, 2012

in humour, Parenting

Beth Edit: The mom was wrong as hell for filming this but I wish I would have done it when Dorian had his taken out.

He had all 4 done at the same time; this fool thought he was super tough guy. He was trying to get out of the car stumbling and ish. I started to let his ass fall!

Then the numbing wore off!!!

Y’all this fool was crawling on the floor talking about Mommy why does it hurt! I tried to told this child he was going to be in some serious pain!

Then he was like Mommy no don’t leave me. Had me sitting on the floor with my work laptop while he was laying in the bed. Talking about Mommy I just need you here with me.

Y’all he was 17!!!! Big grown ass 17 year old acting like he was 3. Y’all know I clowned the mess out of him!

1 Ardamus79 February 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm

If she said something else that rhymed with gauls that started with the letter "B" and was followed by an A then two L's and an S, this video would be viral.

:::::runs to the corner:::::

2 Lo - Kei February 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm

LMAO! She on that gooooooood shyt. If I were a friend.. she would have been like :

Girl: What's in my mouuuuuf?
Me: A dack.

o.o

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3 retired_heathen February 28, 2012 at 2:46 pm

This reminds me of when I took pictures of the wife when she hard her wisdom teeth removed!

CLASSIC!

*still has all my wisdom teeth*

4 The_CCDreamz February 28, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I feel her pain. I just had mine pulled this past summer and I wanted to punch my dentist in his private parts when the Novocaine or whatever wore off. It took 3 doses of Oxycontin/Oxycodone or whatever before the pain went away.

5 lurkyduck February 28, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I was in the Navy when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. In other words…it wasn't optional. The dentist told me that it was a difficult extraction and he had never done one that difficult without putting the patient to sleep first. #bastard

6 Kat_Coll February 28, 2012 at 3:50 pm

*cackles madly* I mean, awww, poor thing. *snickers*

When I was 15, I had all four extracted via surgery since all of them were impacted under the surface of my gums. Big mouth but not enough room for all my teeth. Go figure. Four hours later, I was drinking a chocolate milkshake. My mom did mention I talked under anesthesia, but that was it.

7 BoutNothin February 28, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Man, those drugs are no joke! I couldn't do shit. I almost fell on the little old nurse who came to take me out.

8 JewelCal February 28, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Lol this brings back so many memories! When I was 19 I had all four of mine extracted, but instead of taking me home my mother decided to go to the store and leave me in the car in the parking lot. I awoke to strangers laughing, and not knowing where I was. But I must say she has wayyyy better stuff than they gave me!

9 IAmTmonie February 28, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I was in so much pain BEFORE I got my wisdom teeth (6) out (they were trying to come in at the same time), I said thank you to the dentist a million times for putting me out of my misery. I told him I loved him.

And yes, you can have more than 4. I had two in and four impacted that were trying to escape simultaneously.

10 TheUndeniable February 28, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Hydrocodone is the mufuggin' TRUTH.

11 blu4577 February 28, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Man I was too through when I got mine out. I also had 4 other teeth pulled for my braces. I took pictures

12 mysstea February 28, 2012 at 7:17 pm

I was 26 and all were impacted. I had them IV sedate me because I am a gigantic weenie.

Beth's story reminds me of how I behaved afterwards…I always have a bad reaction to anesthesia.

…Ima stick with that.

Ninja Edit: OMG! What's in my mouuuuuuuufffffffff

…reminds me of talking to my grandmother (who has alzheimer's)

13 Virtual Virgo February 28, 2012 at 7:48 pm

I had all 4 pulled at the same time, just a little gas and novocaine. The dentist had the chair facing a TV playing Malcom and Eddie…I felt NOTHING during or after. I thought he was still working on numbing me when he was pulling out the last one. I actually asked this man when he was going to START! He was cracking up! After, I didn't swell, felt no pain and was eating some ravioli in a couple of hours…(Other than a little bloody taste, no problem). Didn't even need pain meds.
Yeah, I'm a G, LOL!

14 The_CCDreamz February 29, 2012 at 9:45 am

I don't like you or your story. *sprays you with canned poots*

15 Dr_Mrs_McNinja February 28, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Heh. I had to be put under for mine, because, you know, it was a hot mess (broken teeth, impaction, the works). Apparently when I came out from under and demanded to go to the bathroom, I got "lost." Moms went looking for me – I feel asleep again on the toilet in the dentist's office.

16 AKA_Lefty February 28, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Had all four of mine taken out at once, one had to be sawed in half so that it could be extracted. Had all weekend to recover and was given directions to rinse with saltwater to keep open wounds clean. Well every other rinse was vodka diluted with water which kept infection away.

17 The_CCDreamz February 29, 2012 at 9:46 am

I wish I had thought of that.

18 Twink February 29, 2012 at 7:07 am

I had all 4 of mine taken out when I was like 18ish. They didn't even hurt, but my dentist said 2 were impacted and I know one was breaking through and the gum was like a flap over it so it constantly felt like I had something in my tooth. I WAS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NINJA PIE. I was in paaaaaaaain for like a week and a half, because part of my jaw was exposed. BRO!

19 HappyStina February 29, 2012 at 7:28 am

I am going all the way to the depths of hell for laughing my azz off every time she said "Wass in ma mouf"!

20 flowerpeddlesmehtare13 February 29, 2012 at 11:46 pm

I just watched it again for the second time, and I wish you could see the tears of mirth on my face.

21 CaraQ301 February 29, 2012 at 8:22 am

I had all 4 wisdom and 2 supernumerary teeth pulled PLUS 2 additional teeth for my braces. I wasn't going to be put to sleep, only on novacaine, but I got so scared that I decided to take the pill at the last minute. I was upset that it wasn't working by the time he started pulling out the 1st tooth (I was conscious AND could hear cracking; I think I had 2 shots by then, too), but BABAY… he started on the next tooth, and when I woke up, it was because they had to sit me up to prevent me from choking. I WAS OOOOUUUUUT!!!

22 CaraQ301 February 29, 2012 at 8:22 am

The Warden came to get me and- apparently- I was high and belligerent. They kept wanting me to hold some ice pack against my face (switching sides) on the way home and kept TALKING to me while all I wanted to do was sleep (I was too out of it and mouth on swoll to cuss anyone out). My aintshyt man kept messing with me on the way home, where my aintshyt neighbors decided to clown (they asked him did he knock me out, but I was too high to care). I got all the way in the bed (he tucked me in) when he told me he was going back to work. I guess I had a moment because he tells me I busted out crying, talmbout "Don't leave me!"… yeah, that pill had me straight trippin! But that vicodin? Was a Godsend, yo! I felt NO PAIN… thank the Lord!

23 KimLurksAlot February 29, 2012 at 9:58 am

That girl is gonna put her momma in the cheapest, most ratchet state supported home for that mess. LOL! I

24 QueenCoopah February 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm

my family AND my bf laughed at me when I got all 4 (plus fifth that was fused with one of my wisdom teeth O_O) pulled out. I was put under but when I woke up and went home I was on some SERIOUS meds. My family said that I said some weird stuff. I sent my bf a text and all it said was "applesauce!! it for up grabs"< I still have it in my phone> plus my face was super swollen and every body said I looked like a chipmunk. They laughed. I got mad. Flipped the bird and my bf and cousins and went to my room…I'm sensitive…LOL

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