Animals don’t know they are animals anymore and dudes don’t realize they’re bytches…
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if this ain't the most bitch ass looking thing!
I really don't understand folks and their pets
don't get me wrong I LOVE my dog…will be a sad day when he passes away…
BUT
1. I am not letting him kiss me and definitely not in the mouth
2. I am not letting his furry ass on my damn furniture or the countertops *glares at cat owners* that shit is unsanitary I hope y'all realize that!
3. I am not buying him some damn clothes
4. I sure the fugg am not going to have him in a doggie backpack looking like a damn fool
don't get me wrong I LOVE my dog…will be a sad day when he passes away…
BUT
1. I am not letting him kiss me and definitely not in the mouth
2. I am not letting his furry ass on my damn furniture or the countertops *glares at cat owners* that **** is unsanitary I hope y'all realize that!
3. I am not buying him some damn clothes
4. I sure the fugg am not going to have him in a doggie backpack looking like a damn fool
YES!! i don't own a dog but i do have a cat. and i never understood people who allow their cats on their cooktoops while they're there looking at them! cute my ass, i'm not eating a THING at your place unless it comes pre-packaged.
^^^ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!
This is why I bleach my counters before any cooking happens in my kitchen. I'm not foolish enough to believe that kat isn't all over the damn place when I'm not home.
man yes! I got two dogs one big as dallas and another mop… i don't kiss animals and animals cant kiss me
and i wish like HELL one of them would just prance around on my counters and shit…are you crazy…main reason we don't have a cat now…we had a cat and i bet you 100 bucks you couldn't get that mofer to get on counters….humpy would look at you and scratch the shyt outta you for trying to get his ninth life took by tempting him on to my counters
don't get me wrong I LOVE my dog…will be a sad day when he passes away…
BUT
1. I am not letting him kiss me and definitely not in the mouth
2. I am not letting his furry ass on my damn furniture or the countertops *glares at cat owners* that **** is unsanitary I hope y'all realize that!
3. I am not buying him some damn clothes
4. I sure the fugg am not going to have him in a doggie backpack looking like a damn fool
You aint never lied! I love me some Brian like a fat kind loves cake, but absolutely not. He has jumped on my cocktail table a few times, but he knows his little tail is getting kicked off. And he's not treading his stepped all through shyt paws on my bed (that fool has timed when I do my linen laundry because those are the only days when he'll even attempt that mess). He can't kiss me in the face. Period. Dogs eat shyt and lord only knows what other mess they come across while we walk them outside, I don't give a damn about the old adage of a dog's mouth being cleaner than a human's…I'm not testing that theory. And I wish I would even think to put him in a damn doggy bjorn…he'd kill me in my sleep for embarrassing both of us in public like that! lol
Full disclosure: I did buy him one sweater. One! But it was only because I had his hair cut really short and when I went to get him from the groomers, it was freezing outside. But I never make him wear it outside unless the temp's below 40 degrees. We were in Petsmart around Halloween and there was a whole display of costumes…and they weren't cheap! One woman looked at him and said, "oh he's so adorable, what will you be dressing him as?" O.o "He's a dog, he'll be a dog for Halloween, no purchase necessary. We only come down this aisle to laugh at the absurdity." I did get his picture taken with the Santa at Petsmart at Christmas time…juuuudge meee! The $5 fee went to the Humane Society and he looked cute as shyt, but that's the extent of my doggy madness.
That dog in the picture above is thinking, "ASPCA, Humane Society, hell CALGON…somebody please take me away!"
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How is that even comfortable for the dog? The bytch has four LEGS, I mean he can walk. WTF? If I was that dog, I would just pee all down his back.
Lmaoooooooooo! I have nothing to say about the harness, but can we talk about how CUTE that dog is?!?!?!
I looooooooove Westies!!!! Love love love love love wanna cuddle something now love! *runs around the room gigglesquealing*
Can't wait to get one.
Poor dog. And its killing me because he looks like my client's terrier, rofl.
But damn , dog is looking all like "Why couldnt I have suffocated to death in the car with Halle Berry???!?"
Westie: "Yo, where's the nearest shelter? Can you drop me off?
Westie: "THIS.FOOL."
Westie" Where is PETA when a muffukka actually needs them??"
Wait.
Wait.
Why for come aint nobody asked where in the world this fool was that he was able to walk into a place of business with a damn animal strapped to his back???
I need inquiries and answers.
You know in places like Germany, they can bring their dogs into stores as long as no accidents happen… yeah, Europeans do a LOT of crazy ish. (Like having raw food in mall cases and people trying on clothes out in the open… half naked!)
we have a shopping mall here that allows pets in most of the stores
they have high-end lofts right on the premises so they allow the occupants to bring in their dogs
its all clothing stores and the like
no food sold…other than the dog store where fancy dog food is sold
Westie: Wayment…tha fugg this n!gga mean "Okay, quid pro quo, yo' turn goin' home?"
That dog is like, "someone come get me away from this fool! You see what I have to deal with, right?"
even worse, i'm pretty sure he's asian. #baglunch
They're in a post office. I bet that dog was thinking, "Ship me out, too!"
that poor dog is begging for help…this is dog abuse…
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Wow. Poor dog. I know that dog does not want to be int hat harness. It's all fund and games until that dog poops or pees on him.
I think my dog would kill me in my sleep if I did this to him….
"Will someone pleeease date this damn fool?! I want my dignity back."
WESTIIIIEEEEEE! ^_^
Po thang looking like "see how this fool treats me? and you not helping, just gonna sit there and take a pic of this ish… bastids."
And here I thought that Spring of Drowned Puppy didn't exist…
Dog: DISBS!!!!
*CTRL F: "Lunch"*
Really? So I'm the only racist guy here who's thinking of making an "Asians eat dogs" joke?
*grabs you by the ear* Folk? Lo? Make room for this one.
so…… would this be considered carryout?
You are on a roll…
Egg or Spring?
Yea……phuck that noise. That bytch/sumbytch has four gyatdamn legs, and it doesn't look crippled. It can flipping walk.
When they're not coddling the living shyt out of their offspring, they're bytchmaking Man's Best Friend. I quit.
The dog is like: "Why me, just why?".
I'm just hoping that dog doesn't have nuts.
ok i though i was the only one
If he did, he doesn't anymore…physically or mentally.
*timing the right moment/speed/pressure to spread poop as thoroughly as possible over owner*
my mother in law thought i was being mean because i would threaten him coming into the kitchen. he was a shedder because we kept him inside and he was stressed, so he would get hair all over the place and the counter tops with paw prints FRESH from the litterbox. so i said hell nawl that's nasty as fugg!
Ok, That guy is clearly Asian and that dog is clearly LUNCH…..
Bump you, I'll put myself in the corner….
Dog: F.A.Y.
dog: MY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!
When Loki was alive, that fool was forever trying to sneak into bed with me. And I was forever kicking his ass out.
Sorry, there is a strict hierarchy in my house – humans: above the floor, animals: on the floor. Unless you're a bird, then you can chill on my shoulder while I work (at my desk, NOT in the kitchen).
"Man, I hope my homies down by the hydrant don't get word of this shyt!"
Pee on his leg and tell him it's raining.
I like how the dog is looking like "Help me!" *smh* I have nothing against folks who love animals but sometimes they take it too far. I hate it when folks act like animals are like people and anthropomorphize them. I respect them for the life forms they are, but bottom line is….dogs are dogs. They like sniffing each other's butts, drinking out of the toilet and rolling around in the grass. I would never kiss a dog in it's mouth and I hate, HATE when my friend's dog used to try to get in the bed with me. My friend would be all mad like "He's a person too! He deserves a bed just as much as you!" I was like "Well unless he can get a job to pay for a bed, he ain't gettin' mine!"