A letter to Jenny ” Blacks would be nothing without white people” Hyun..

Just as I was preparing to write a post about lil Ms Jenny Hyun, our boy Lurkasaurus sent this in and..well….. you’ve got to read it for yourself…

Dear B*tch-Azz Jenny Hyun,

Yes, Floyd Mayweather is an idiot for saying that Jeremy Lin doesn’t deserve the hype.

Lin deserves every bit of hype that comes his way, because there are too many incredible facets to his personal journey to NBA stardom. (Seriously, who comes to The League from Harvard? But I digress.)

However, what you said in response?

You remember, about wanting all black people in the world ‘eradicated,’ among other things?

Ohhhh, that was some ol’ hot-buttered boolshyt, you gleeking, rump-fed maggot-pie.

How you gonna accuse Floyd Mayweather of hating Asians when Koreans hate Asians more than anybody in the gat dam world does?

Last I checked, the New York Knicks have more Chinese players (one) than the whole Korea Basketball Association has right now, but, yeah, y’all are all about Asian unity some shyt.

Mother made ya, mother had ya, mother fugg ya, ya lyin’-azz bytch.

Oh, yeah, I said it. I live here. Been here upwards of seven years. I’ve seen what Koreans think of “Asian unity.” The fact is, y’all hate anyone that ain’t Korean unless they do something, and then it’s all good.

By way of a f’rinstance, I give you Hines Ward.

Oh, yeah, y’all was ALL up on him when his team won the Super Bowl. All of a sudden, errbody over here remembered that his mother was Korean.

What you conveniently forgot is that his mother HAD to leave Korea because y’all HATED her for bringin’ his half-ASIAN azz into the world.

Never mind that y’all hate Chinese people too. And Japanese people. And Filipinos. And Thai. And Vietnamese. Don’t TELL me you don’t, because I’ve seen the protests against Chinese kimchi, and the complaints that all the waygookin (foreigners) are ‘watering down Korean culture.’

Oh, and as far as Jeremy Lin goes? If he’s Asian, then so are Russians from Siberia because that’s part of the Asian continent too, ya ignant bytch…but that ain’t what I came here to skin you up for.

How In Tha Fugg Are You Gonna Hate On Black People When That’s All Y’all Are Tryna BE LIKE?

Facts And Examples Follow:

GD & Top – Tryna Look, Sound, and Act Black

2NE1 – Tryna Look, Sound, and Act Black

RANDOM-AZZ KOREAN HIP-HOP I YOUTUBED – You Get The Point By Now, Right?

Oh, and finally?

There’s a lot of American soldiers over here, keepin’ your “Asian brothers” in the North from turning the South into The People’s Rice Farm.

A LOT of those American soldiers are black.

If the North ever violates the 38th Parallel, there will be black American soldiers defending your raggedy-azz little country.

And, if need be, dying for it.

So, with the same NO REGRETS that you signed your bytch-made “apology” with,

Ggoh-joh Ap’un mee chin nyun
Get the fugg out of my sight, you silly bytch.

 

Very Fuggin’ Sincerely,

Van Walker
a/k/a The Gat Dam Lurkasaurus