Brother cuts your brownie in half. Of course the logical response in is to stab him.

by Slausito Jesus Ashylandro Gordo Grande Ramirez on February 9, 2012

in Florida Got Problems, Fugg is Wrong With FLorida.

CARBONDALE – A city man faces felony charges after he allegedly stabbed his brother following a dispute over a brownie Wednesday night.

Erik “Eggs” Cain, 30, 152 Pike Street, was arrested by city police after he stabbed his brother, Gene, in the left forearm, left shoulder and right wrist. According to charges, Erik Cain was upset about a brownie being cut in half.

In an interview at Marian Community Hospital, Gene Cain said he and his brother were arguing over a McDonald’s brownie when Erik punched him. Erik then ran to the kitchen, picked up three steak knives and “slashed him,” he told Sergeant Joseph Laguzzi. Gene said he “thought his brother was going to kill him,” so he retaliated by throwing a television at him, according to police. Erik then fled the scene and was later arrested on Gordon Avenue by Patrolman Jeffrey Arthur, according to the criminal complaint.

Erik Cain is charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and disorderly conduct. He is being held at the Lackawanna County Prison. No bail information was available. [source]

Florida..it’s… it’s like you guys literally CAN’T make good decisions on ANY one topic whatsoever, yall. Really?? Someone cuts your brownie in half and your answe is to not only fight a fool – BUT- you get a steak knife in order to stab them??

What a minute…. 3 steak knives?? 3 blades???? You pretending to be a bootleg wolverine or some ish??? Come onnnnnnn, yall.

The only way you guys are going to make a great future for Florida is if you guys stop marrying and impregnating your first cousins n ish. Or stop smoking tampons. One of the two, folks…… because it’s obvious as all hell a b*tch is doing both.

*** Update *** OK florida, you are off the hook then, as it has been reported that this is NOT florida. My bad my bad :::

Thanks to Hautie for the send in.

1 Ardamus79 February 9, 2012 at 8:32 am

They were weed brownies.

2 Sexy Bath Salts _T February 9, 2012 at 8:33 am

"picked up three steak knives and 'slashed him'"

Which reminds me, the first time I ever ate at Benihana was in Florida.

This post taught me two things:

1) Black guys aren't the only brothers named "Eggs".
2) Any brother names Eggs will cut you regardless of race.

But Bruhman… a Mickey D's brownie!?!?!? Not fries… a brownie?!?! You deserve time for stupidity.

3 MrsHTA February 9, 2012 at 8:57 am

Eggs?????

4 DiaShoni February 9, 2012 at 9:09 am

I think it's True Blood reference. There was a character nicknamed "Eggs" who stabbed people while he was possessed.

5 Sexy Bath Salts _T February 9, 2012 at 9:33 am

I've never seen True Blood, but when I was growing up, my brother's best friend was named Eggs, and he fit the rest of that description.

6 MrsHTA February 9, 2012 at 10:02 am: Wow

7 Tester70 February 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

Eggs was fine as HELL!!! Too bad that phucked Tara up in the head cause her homegirl killed him.

8 Leo_YardieChick February 9, 2012 at 10:48 am: Jason was the one who killed him, not Sookie (not that Ms. Fairy Sn@tch was of any help).

9 Virtual Virgo February 9, 2012 at 8:35 am

McDonalds sells brownies?

They have to be putting something strange in the food. I don't hear about this many people fighting over Wendy's or Burger King. Think about all the postings on this site alone about people getting socked over some nuggets. I would not be surprised if we find out that they are using intentionally addictive ingredients in their foods.
This one might not be Florida's fault…

10 cakes_and_pies February 9, 2012 at 8:40 am

::Holds pointer finger up::
Isn't this Pennsylvania?
McDonald's sells brownies?

11 Marina Lasanya February 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

flippin ass backward state…i keep telling people about wanting to live here lest you'll catch its stupid. my iq has already vanished a couple points

12 Tester70 February 9, 2012 at 8:44 am

As a person who is seriousl about their food… As a mere child of 4 I too stabbed the shyt out of my brother for trying to steal my pancakes. Needless to say no one in my family EVAR put hands in my plate to this day, nor do I share food from other peoples plates.

Keep your damn hands to yourself.

13 Chidiva February 9, 2012 at 8:53 am

Please oh Please put that bugs bunny Gif up asap!!!!!!!Maybe now it's time to start a serious petition to get FL booted off the western hemisphere,no fvck that, booted off the whole earth!!!but we promise to move all of our Floridian OHN fam to safe states like……wyoming,nothing ever happens in wyoming..

14 Hex February 9, 2012 at 9:04 am

I'm not saying Florida isn't full of glorious stupid, because it clearly is.

But this story ISN'T from Florida. Ain't no Marian country Carbondale McDonalds Brownie eating dude named Eggs down here. This is straight up Pennsylvania stupid — particularly the part where dude Hulks out and throws the TV at a guy.

Florida stupid is a unique and beautiful creature of nature, like the lemming or the dodo — but when Florida stupid gets their hands on a TV, they don't throw it at a guy — they throw it at Super Pawn and Gold Coins down on Golfair Blvd.

ps — It was a stupid Floridian that caught this error (along with cakes_and_pies). How ya livin', Illinois!?

15 cakes_and_pies February 9, 2012 at 9:20 am

Are you from the Northside of "Da' Bang 'Em"???

16 Hex February 9, 2012 at 9:25 am

[youtube tR76QJPSJQ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR76QJPSJQ0 youtube]

17 Sexy Bath Salts _T February 9, 2012 at 9:40 am

Looks like a fun place. I'll even let the wooden signs on the buildings in the video go. I might have to visit.

18 cakes_and_pies February 9, 2012 at 9:59 am

You gone' get up off my hometown sir. Don't some of y'all need a city escort for the cruise?

19 Sexy Bath Salts _T February 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

"You gone' get up off my hometown sir."

I am ashamed to say, I don't know what you're talking about. LOL. Do you want me to stay away, or are you inviting me to visit?

20 cakes_and_pies February 9, 2012 at 12:53 pm: Is the OHN cruise leaving out of Jacksonville off? —–>>>>

21 cakes_and_pies February 9, 2012 at 9:48 am

Ohhh…Let me get my 'fit out from Ice Lady and stripper shoes out from S.O.S Fashions and start doing the Lacefront Shawty.

22 That Dude Bennegtt February 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm

That was surprisingly less ratchet than I thought it would be

23 Sexy Bath Salts _T February 9, 2012 at 9:36 am

"Florida stupid is a unique and beautiful creature of nature, like the lemming or the dodo."

You's a funny brother….

24 OHNCantTakeIt February 9, 2012 at 9:16 am

McDonald's sells brownies?!

25 Hubba_Bubba February 9, 2012 at 10:10 am: i was thinking the same. after apple pies, ice cream cones and mcflurries, i thought that was it. maybe they are rare enough to stab someone over?? i'll smack someone for messin with my sweet tea
26 Marina Lasanya February 9, 2012 at 4:47 pm: the ones in germany do…i need to go back to germany.

27 CaraQ301 February 9, 2012 at 9:35 am