Sad News Guys…..

by Lo-Kei on February 3, 2012

in AIntshytness with Lo-Kei, Am I Wrong?

No seriously….I know I “mostly” ainshyt… but this is serious…

Me and the rest of the OHN staff have some sad news today. Our friend, founder, and boss of OHN was “detained” last night. It seems he was brought up on charges of being “Drunk and Disorderly” in public. I am in contact with his wife and we are making arrangements for his bail. More info to follow….please keep him in your prayer during this trying time in his life. Rest assured the OHN will keep the site going in his absence…

KEEP YOU HEAD UP BOSS! WE COMING TO GET YOU OUT!

Chicago Inmate Number 17114785 - Slaus C.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
o.o
 
Whaaaaaaaaaa?
 
It’s not him?
 
Oh… my bad then… carry on.
 
::runs out room, doesn’t even come back to check comments::
1 IAmTmonie February 3, 2012 at 7:38 am

You know…you scared the crap outta me right quick. I need to lay down.

PS. Ihachu

2 Zan February 3, 2012 at 7:40 am

I can't stand you.

3 Tracie Smith February 3, 2012 at 7:46 am

That is just mean as hell. To us, I mean. I haven't even had coffee yet. :p

4 Les February 3, 2012 at 7:46 am

LMAO!!!!

5 cakes_and_pies February 3, 2012 at 7:47 am
6 Boss Hog Gangsta February 3, 2012 at 8:07 am

::hollers::

7 IAmTmonie February 3, 2012 at 8:20 am

LOL!!!!!!! Exactly!!!

8 letinstar February 3, 2012 at 8:25 am

this is hilarious!!!!

9 Darth_Bubba February 3, 2012 at 12:58 pm

lmmfao!! i hate you for this one! i'm dying laughing

10 naturalyangelic February 3, 2012 at 9:19 pm

So appropriate.

11 woodyblack February 4, 2012 at 1:23 am

I love how B-Real's all like, "Sure Ice Cube, you can hold my rifle"

12 FubsyNumbles February 3, 2012 at 7:48 am

::Chuckles, and posts a hearty handshake out to bruvLo…..::

13 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Dapz bruv…. dapz!

14 Boss Hog Gangsta February 3, 2012 at 7:56 am

Sir…have all of the seats

15 F. Honey Badger February 3, 2012 at 7:58 am

Man I was about to get the crew together and put the brush guards on the truck!

16 007starchild February 3, 2012 at 8:23 am

what are brush guards?

17 F. Honey Badger February 3, 2012 at 8:30 am

The metal things that go on cars that allow you to bump stuff and run through shit without messing up your fender/radiator.

18 007starchild February 3, 2012 at 9:28 am

ok thanks for the explanation.

19 VivaciousPeach February 3, 2012 at 8:05 am

**sigh** That was cruel this early in the morning, when I'm not even awake. **heads for the coffee pot**

AC.TUA.LY….I thought it was Bully. **ducks and runs**

20 IAmTmonie February 3, 2012 at 8:20 am

Meee tooooo

21 That Dude Bennegtt February 3, 2012 at 8:20 am

As soon as I saw it's a Lo post, I knew something was up…I ain't getting got this time! *gets about 10 more of me to do a fat-man stance*

22 Beth Lanai February 3, 2012 at 8:24 am

never trust Lo!

any really serious news will come from me or Ambz probably

Lo's level of aintshyt won't ever let him be serious about anything

*smh*

23 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 10:43 am

::kicks rocks::

I CAN BE SERIOUS!!!! I CAN!!! REALLY!!!!
:)

24 letinstar February 3, 2012 at 8:27 am

lo….i know it's early, but you need a time out…so GIT————————————->

25 queensgirl1960 February 3, 2012 at 8:40 am

Just triflin..I was about to put something on his books tho!
And send some cigarettes..Newports or Kools?
Lo is designated to the corner for the rest of the day for that shyt!!

26 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 11:47 am

"Lo is designated to the corner for the rest of the day for that shyt!! "

Will you be joing me in said corner?

27 queensgirl1960 February 3, 2012 at 11:53 am

Scooch ovah!!

28 Folk-stopSOPA February 3, 2012 at 9:06 am

Motherfvcker was about to ride out and then…. You ain't shyt!

29 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 11:48 am

FOLK!!!!!!! I was just Folk-ing around..dont be mad son!

30 KimLurksAlot February 3, 2012 at 9:08 am

Where is the face. Its all head and neck. No features at all. LOL!

31 bsmuv February 3, 2012 at 9:12 am

That nicca so black his blood type is Folgers

32 naturalyangelic February 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Regular or decaf

33 Kat_Coll February 3, 2012 at 9:22 am

I saw it was Lo, so I didn't buy it. But I can't wait for Slaus' reaction.

34 That Dude Bennegtt February 3, 2012 at 9:36 am

I can barely see that fool up there in my monitor…he's sucking in the light

35 Cher_Bear February 3, 2012 at 9:59 am

LO! Why? WHY?

36 DatDamnDarkie February 3, 2012 at 10:00 am
37 Sexy Bath Salts _T February 3, 2012 at 10:37 am

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.

38 Cher_Bear February 3, 2012 at 11:03 am

Slaus, you is kinda purdy in the face just like roundy faced Amber. Put on a wig and sing "I Bust the Windows out yo Car" so I can compare better.

<img src="http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_staff_slaus.jpg"&gt;

Hides behind Dwane

39 DatDamnDarkie February 3, 2012 at 10:00 am

And in other OHN news, staff-writer and jerk ass jerk: Lo-kei was fired as fugg today…..

40 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 10:46 am

::shrug::

What are little brothers for? To snap on! To hold in a headlock and give noogies to! You know we peoples….you know you my brother from another mother. You know we go back like bra straps! Homey.. home snot… my dog! :)

41 DatDamnDarkie February 3, 2012 at 10:47 am

I was just saying you and Dwane are the older brothers I always wanted…. but want to fight in the face even though i'm gonna lose.

42 CaraQ301 February 3, 2012 at 10:01 am

Between Slaus and Bully…. plus, that pic doesn't have enough white spots/ash. #IJS

*bricks Lo up in the cowna before posting missing signs of Slaus upside-down and backwards*

43 DreaRiley February 3, 2012 at 10:14 am

you wrong rot that..damn where is that mans features all i saw was black blob and nostrils…thats the kinda shit that keeps my ass in the house after dark…you wont catch me out in no jungle as jungle for fear of a great big dark dark darker that the bottom of a coal minke blueblack mofo is just out in them bushes stalking a bitch from less than two feet

44 Lurkasaurus_Rex February 3, 2012 at 10:25 am

Who tha fugg…where…I…

tha fugg IS this night-breed-azz black-azz n!gga?!

This n!gga so black, if you cut him, he don't bleed, he smokes…

…he shyt charcoal…

…his favorite ice cream flavor is "burnt"…

…if he go swimming, it look like a oil spill…

45 CaspercutieSTL February 3, 2012 at 10:52 am

The brack man made me laugh. Slaus should falcon punch you for this mess.

46 Cher_Bear February 3, 2012 at 11:05 am

Where's Granny Ho when you need her? She knows that dude is too light skinned to be Slaus.

47 chocl8t February 3, 2012 at 11:21 am

It's official. IH8U Lo. H888888888888!!!! lol

48 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 11:51 am

Man why everybody gotta hate me? I just post shyt. Just like the rest of the staff. I mean I make good, sensible, down to earth posts. Posts that make you go:

"Hmmmm… you know.. that Lo made an interesting point. That is one deep person. I aspire to be just like him."

o.o

49 yaya120 February 3, 2012 at 3:04 pm

:cue lightning strike:

50 queensgirl1960 February 3, 2012 at 12:03 pm

[youtube q7LNGQGLYV0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7LNGQGLYV0 youtube]

51 queensgirl1960 February 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Everybody aint always pickin on you..

You leave the door wide open for us..got the entire OHN Community riled up.. that takes skillz.

52 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 12:53 pm

::booty rubs::

I just try to be the best I can be!

53 The_CCDreamz February 3, 2012 at 12:11 pm

So I'm the only one who was hollering while clearing out my internet history? Because you all realize that whenever Slaus gets locked up it is gonna be for something so unholy that they are coming for us all. LMAO!!! *pops Lo in the dome just cuz*

54 Lo - Kei February 3, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Ouch!

55 That Dude Bennegtt February 3, 2012 at 12:53 pm

two words: private browsing

56 The_CCDreamz February 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Pssh! Boy, please, the FBI, NSA, Homeland Security and a few other acronyms got files on you and Lo. So private browsing will not save your ain't shyt azzes.

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