Wisconsin women sexually assault man, make him drink urine and… twists his jibby with pliers

by Slausosaurus Rex on February 1, 2012

in Just Ignant, That Bitch Crazy, WFS

Two sisters have been charged in St. Croix County Court with sexually assaulting a man with a pliers and giving him urine to drink.

Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17, both of Somerset are each charged with a felony count of second-degree sexual assault by force and misdemeanor counts of battery and criminal damage to property. Johnson is also charged with a misdemeanor count of intimidating a victim.

The felony has a maximum penalty of 25 years in prison. They each are scheduled to make their initial court appearances April 12.

According to court records:

An 18-year-old man told police he was at a Somerset residence Oct. 1 when the sisters punched and kicked him, and later put one of the man’s shoes in the toilet and soaked the other in a sink.

The man said the sisters later brought him a cup of liquid that they said was lemonade and forced him to drink it. It was urine from the sisters.

The man said the sisters later forced him to undress, saying one wanted to have sex with him. Bartkey reportedly pulled and twisted the man’s penis with pliers while Johnson threatened him with a belt. The man said, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 the most pain he’d ever experienced, that the incident was 10. Johnson later ripped the man’s shirt to the point at which it would not stay on his body.

Johnson reportedly called the man Oct. 27 and threatened him, saying she would tell authorities he smoked marijuana Oct. 1. The man denied smoking marijuana

but said Bartkey and Johnson did. [source]

This is a normal day for a heffa in Wisconsin, man. Dude.. have you ever been to a wisconsin night club? Well I have. 90% of the women in wisconsin look like the Island of Misfit toys n ish. Just a bevy of behemoth looking-heffas. Shyt looks like the cantina scene from the first star wars movie, man. Just a menagerie of mutant looking folks.  Like an episode of the oblongs n ish.

Oh wait, I’m talking about Tennessee. nawl, Wisconsin is ok.  But whenever I hear a story about women who might just sexually violate a man in the worst possible ways, I always think of Wisconsin. Not because Wisconsin folks are crazy, nawl. That’s Florida where 90% of the population act like they were served farina and f*ckary as children. But in Wisconsin, if you don’t live up in Madison, there really isn’t ish azz or ish ish to do! So hell.. you might as well torture a mofo on a Thursday night, hell.. nothing else to do.

I’m mad they made a fool drink a cup full of urine though.  Hell , I need to see these women, because they better have been the size of she-hulk or armed harder than Fdot aka Captain Glock Cocked. Otherwise I’m sorry. If this was me, the story would have read:” Darkie ass darkie punches b*tches in the face…all in the face. ”

Twisted his jibby with pliers, yall!!!!!!!!!

I demand these heffas be lynched in the town square.

{ 19 comments… read them below or add one }

1 That Dude Bennegtt February 1, 2012 at 10:10 am

Sounds like a weekend at HKS' or Lo's…

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2 Lo - Kei February 1, 2012 at 11:28 am

WORD!!!!! You took the words right out of my mouf!!!

Man… I got soooooooo fuking horny reading this. I mean… pliers to the dack?!?!?! Son! All i needed was these women to drip some hot wax on my nutz… and man! I would have paid thier rent for 2 1/2 months.

Sheeeeeeiiiit…. beat me… pull on my dack…throw your urine on me and give me a warm golden shower… I'll be your Mandingo Cabana Boy… You can call me Riiiiiiiicky DeLa Soul. Spank me with the paddle mama… go ahead.. harder…. fuk yes…. hard…..harder… YYYYYOOUUUUU MMMYYYYY MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY

::looks around::
o.o

Sorry….

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3 That Dude Bennegtt February 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

That was so much more than I needed to know about you… x.0

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4 cecenichole February 1, 2012 at 6:44 pm

2.5 months eh? hmmmm…..

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5 Lo - Kei February 2, 2012 at 6:58 am

Dont play with me Cece… doooonnnttttt play. :)

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6 sxydyamond February 2, 2012 at 10:11 am

I agree with CeCe…. That's all i got to do for 2 months of rent? interesting offer… lol

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7 Lo - Kei February 2, 2012 at 10:16 am

Damn..yall gonna break me….will you dress up like catwoman? Eartha Kitt style? Not Halle Berry..
http://ebonytamu.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/batc…

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8 sxydyamond February 2, 2012 at 10:28 am

yep catsuit, mask, whip…. and a utility belt…lol

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9 MrsHTA February 1, 2012 at 10:44 am

What the Fyck?!?!? How you even bring up the conversation of let's get dude and torture him for no apparent reason….

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10 Kat_Coll February 1, 2012 at 10:58 am

What the fvck kind of damage do they have where going out and doing this kind of stuff sounds like a fun idea?!

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11 mdbrowngirl February 1, 2012 at 10:59 am

Wisconsin's state beverage is milk – what else are they supposed to do for fun?

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12 Zuly February 1, 2012 at 11:06 am

Is it just me or are those charges kinda light? These girls are young. If they're ALREADY doing sick shyt like this….just lock them away and never let them out because I bet you their crimes WILL escalate.

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13 Unca_Ruckus February 1, 2012 at 11:52 am

Was he a paraplegic? How in the Hayle you gonna get my pants down and get within a foot of my paynus with rigged steel?
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14 Folk-stopSOPA February 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Nothing like Piss cider to warm you up on a cold Wisconsin night.

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15 justme81 February 1, 2012 at 12:16 pm

90% of the women in wisconsin look like the Island of Misfit toys n ish.

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16 blu4577 February 1, 2012 at 12:56 pm
17 CaspercutieSTL February 1, 2012 at 5:01 pm

One of these heffas 4 year-old child was awake in the next room during this foolishness?!!! They
really don't need to be in society anymore.

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18 Ardamus79 February 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Looks like them two dumb biyatches got it twisted. Literally.

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19 msvonnz February 1, 2012 at 3:52 pm

ok…i must stand up for the women of wisconsin….we aint all crazy.dammit! now down here in milwaukee you might run the risk of getting shot… but that twisted shit they did you would find in any hicktown in the country.

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