Dammit Morgan Freeman!

by Slausito Jesus Ashylandro Gordo Grande Ramirez on January 27, 2012

in Uncategorized

I lol’d at this so hard.

Not just because it was true, but because I heard him as clear as day in my head reading the damn verbage.

And titty sprinkles, son? Seriously??  I will find a way to slip that into conversation WEEKLY!

Man I just read this again and laughed like a lil monkey ass monkey at the sound of Morgan Freeman saying: Titty Sprinkles.

 

Thanks to B and everyone else who sent this in.

1 Sexy Bath Salts _T January 27, 2012 at 8:22 am

Based on what I've heard about Captain Morgan, he's ended quite a few comments with that phrase.

2 foolishnessandfuckery January 27, 2012 at 8:25 am

Had it been a picture of Samuel L Jackson or Denzel Washington's "Training Day", I would have done the same…lol..Samuel would have been yelling all in my ear!

3 cakes_and_pies January 27, 2012 at 8:47 am

If Samuel L. Jackson had a poster like this that said "Have you had your V8 today?" all I would hear is "WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!"

4 Sexy Bath Salts _T January 27, 2012 at 8:56 am

I'd hear, "AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THAT DRINK WITH A GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER!!!"

5 OHNCantTakeIt January 27, 2012 at 8:30 am

[youtube pYw4os8nK9I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYw4os8nK9I youtube]

6 IAmTmonie January 27, 2012 at 8:59 am

This sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy doing a Morgan Freeman impersonation

7 DreaRiley January 27, 2012 at 9:06 am

you sho' right

8 FubsyNumbles January 27, 2012 at 9:12 am

You've been straining at the leash to find an excuse to post this!

::Chuckles…..::

9 Sexy Bath Salts _T January 27, 2012 at 8:42 am

Freeman's voice is so authoritative and reassuring that when he was President of the United States in Deep Impact, he told the country that they were all gonna die, and no one freaked out. They just said, "well, Morgan Freeman said it, so I guess that's how it's supposed to be. Let's go get a sammich."

10 Lo - Kei January 27, 2012 at 9:00 am

Word!

11 HoneyDipt January 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm

"…. Let's go get a sammich" ^^_^^^_^^_^_^^^_^___^__^^_____________ DEAD, I tellya D. E. D

12 DreaRiley January 27, 2012 at 9:06 am

would have been better if it had been james earl jones

13 Kat_Coll January 27, 2012 at 10:29 am

That's what I was thinking.

14 flowerpeddlesmehtare13 January 27, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Or Barry White.

Or Alan Rickman.

Or Sean Connery.

15 FubsyNumbles January 27, 2012 at 9:13 am

I would have preferred Ray "Fahkin'" Winstone…….

16 letinstar January 27, 2012 at 9:28 am

this is how i see morgan freeman….

[youtube 5u8MY7PjSXU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8MY7PjSXU youtube]

it was a great time to be a kid then…

17 Tester70 January 27, 2012 at 10:41 am

Yes.It.Was

18 RhandaKs3girlz January 27, 2012 at 10:46 am

Easy Reader….. that was g-shyte… I miss those days!

19 Goliano January 27, 2012 at 10:00 am

I actually read it in Sigourney Weaver's voice. Been watching too many episodes of Planet Earth.

20 Boss Hog Gangsta January 27, 2012 at 10:09 am

This was great!!! Because I damn sure did!

21 Kat_Coll January 27, 2012 at 10:30 am

*cackles* Titty Sprinkles. I can never watch Through the Wormhole again.

22 That Dude Bennegtt January 27, 2012 at 10:51 am

iHollered! HateChu, Slaus!!

23 CaspercutieSTL January 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Morgan Freeman's voice is just cool and calm.

24 cecenichole January 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Yeahhhh just found out about him marrying his step daughter…a little creeper…but I did read this in his voice…and this will now be found on my facebook….*snork*

25 flowerpeddlesmehtare13 January 27, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Marrying his step daughter?

26 mysstea January 27, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Step-granddaughter actually.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/10/edena-hi…

But he was on The Electric Company so he gets a pass from me.

27 Leo_YardieChick January 27, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Step-grand daughter, actually.. Either way – ew.

28 mysstea January 27, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Apparently one of the producers on his latest project has been receiving numerous emails to get Mr. Freeman to say and record the phrase "titty sprinkles".

I shole wish he would.

29 Jonesey January 28, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Totally made me spit my M&M's on the screen… titty sprinkles… WRONGGGGG!!!

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