I lol’d at this so hard.
Not just because it was true, but because I heard him as clear as day in my head reading the damn verbage.
And titty sprinkles, son? Seriously?? I will find a way to slip that into conversation WEEKLY!
Man I just read this again and laughed like a lil monkey ass monkey at the sound of Morgan Freeman saying: Titty Sprinkles.
Thanks to B and everyone else who sent this in.




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Based on what I've heard about Captain Morgan, he's ended quite a few comments with that phrase.
Had it been a picture of Samuel L Jackson or Denzel Washington's "Training Day", I would have done the same…lol..Samuel would have been yelling all in my ear!
If Samuel L. Jackson had a poster like this that said "Have you had your V8 today?" all I would hear is "WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!"
I'd hear, "AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THAT DRINK WITH A GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER!!!"
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This sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy doing a Morgan Freeman impersonation
you sho' right
You've been straining at the leash to find an excuse to post this!
::Chuckles…..::
Freeman's voice is so authoritative and reassuring that when he was President of the United States in Deep Impact, he told the country that they were all gonna die, and no one freaked out. They just said, "well, Morgan Freeman said it, so I guess that's how it's supposed to be. Let's go get a sammich."
Word!
"…. Let's go get a sammich" ^^_^^^_^^_^_^^^_^___^__^^_____________ DEAD, I tellya D. E. D
would have been better if it had been james earl jones
That's what I was thinking.
Or Barry White.
Or Alan Rickman.
Or Sean Connery.
I would have preferred Ray "Fahkin'" Winstone…….
this is how i see morgan freeman….
[youtube 5u8MY7PjSXU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8MY7PjSXU youtube]
it was a great time to be a kid then…
Yes.It.Was
Easy Reader….. that was g-shyte… I miss those days!
I actually read it in Sigourney Weaver's voice. Been watching too many episodes of Planet Earth.
This was great!!! Because I damn sure did!
*cackles* Titty Sprinkles. I can never watch Through the Wormhole again.
iHollered! HateChu, Slaus!!
Morgan Freeman's voice is just cool and calm.
Yeahhhh just found out about him marrying his step daughter…a little creeper…but I did read this in his voice…and this will now be found on my facebook….*snork*
Marrying his step daughter?
Step-granddaughter actually.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/10/edena-hi…
But he was on The Electric Company so he gets a pass from me.
Step-grand daughter, actually.. Either way – ew.
Apparently one of the producers on his latest project has been receiving numerous emails to get Mr. Freeman to say and record the phrase "titty sprinkles".
I shole wish he would.
Totally made me spit my M&M's on the screen… titty sprinkles… WRONGGGGG!!!