Booty. Just… just thank you

by Slausito Jesus Ashylandro Gordo Grande Ramirez on January 27, 2012

I…..and….but I….I just… and then……. but…. Just…. YES!!

This damn pic made me feel some sort of way I must say…… All that chocolate candy coloured skin…. and …and booooooooty cheeks that the pole just …just disappears in and.. and…..oh laaaaaaawd thank you!!

Booty is just everything great in this world…..

I bet her man KEEPS a bevy of baby oil bottles handy. WooooOOoooo lawd.

Oh don’t worry bootiless ladies, boobs are just as awesome.. it’s ok…. but i’m just saying….

Wait wait.. let me act right…. : cough cough :

Man i bet her personality is just hot… I just wanna read poems with her.

:: lies :::

Booty.

1 TheUndeniable January 27, 2012 at 11:09 am

lol

2 twinklestarr82 January 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

The video did me in… LOL *BUTTCHEEKS!*

3 WanderBoi January 27, 2012 at 11:24 am

I betchu she saves a lot on hand sanitizer not having to grab the pole. That is just…..wow.

4 letinstar January 27, 2012 at 11:34 am

that video…

*passes out*

5 DreaRiley January 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

Damn the blog i am gonna be dancing around singing that song all weekend
BOOTY BUTTCHEEKS

6 Leo_YardieChick January 27, 2012 at 11:53 am

'Make that ass clap!'

7 DreaRiley January 27, 2012 at 11:55 am: imma be all damn day talking bout THIS STORE SELLS BOOTY right off the west side highway next to da chuckie CHEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE

8 cakes_and_pies January 27, 2012 at 11:42 am

"We can make you an ass that can play the guitar."
I'm done.

9 That Dude Bennegtt January 27, 2012 at 11:51 am

I'm pretty sure I can't watch the video w/o getting fired, so I'll save it. However, the fact that her booty wraps around the pole just so…and I bet she doesn't eem feel it all slapped up in there. Lawd…

*gets hose for Lo*

10 Lo - Kei January 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm: *gets hose for Lo*

O.x

11 Leo_YardieChick January 27, 2012 at 11:52 am

That video was all kinds of wrong, and all kinds of right! *dead*

12 Leo_YardieChick January 27, 2012 at 12:00 pm

No post on booties is complete without this video. That would be blasphemy:

[youtube k4he79krseU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU youtube]

13 Lo - Kei January 27, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Why the chick in the vid azz clapping like Klick Klacks?

::you youngster dont remember when these came out:: o.o

[youtube 0_DFz3OpS2k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_DFz3OpS2k youtube]

14 HappyStina January 29, 2012 at 6:01 pm: Damn I loved the klick clacks! Played with for hours! Ah… to be a kid again!

15 Jonesey January 27, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I knew this would pop up here sooner or later…

16 phenomblak January 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Yes.. Praise Booty… but she do look like she's old as fire.

17 Sexy Bath Salts _T January 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm: Hey, you can't get that kind of wrap-a-round off a youngun. Dat booty right dere done been through some things. That ain't no inertia clap from a booty dance, that's a natural "been there, done that", cheeks-know-how-to-meet clap. And you can't hate on the fact that she finds that position comfortable…

Okay, I'm done…

18 Tester70 January 27, 2012 at 2:23 pm

*kicks everyone's post, flips chairs and tables…leaves*

19 That Dude Bennegtt January 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Anyone else think that the DJ saying 'booty' is Slaus is a afro wig? I know I'm not the only one…

20 Marina Lasanya January 27, 2012 at 6:03 pm

"booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere!"

21 Slausosaurus Rex January 27, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Objectification is awesome when it's awesome.

22 Zan January 28, 2012 at 4:15 am

I can do that. *shrugs*

She has an arch in her back similar to mine (swayback posture) that makes her booty jut out like a shelf. It's muscular but it has enough fat to "round it off". I ain't mad.

23 Sexy Bath Salts _T January 30, 2012 at 7:09 am