Ok so I had a dream last night. Nawl. Really. Maybe you closet psychologist can interpret it for me? No BS.. weird dream.
The set up:
In the dream, I was sitting in my living room. Talking on the phone to some lady. I cannot make out the voice and have no idea who the lady was.. just talking to a female voice. Went like this:
Me: Hey you.. how are you?
Her: Fine baby.. you?
Me: Doing good..
Her: You coming over tonight?
Me: Maybe
Her: Becky will be here..
Me: o.o She will?
Her: Yep… do you like…. Becky
Me: I like her… very much so. I will bring Henry too.
Her: YES! I loooooove Henry. He is sooooo good to me. Woahhhhh oh wait… you can’t bring Henry.
Me: Why not?
Her: Well… cause you can’t. But Becky will still be here. But Henry has to stay home.
Me: o.O
Her: Trust me… if Henry comes all I will have for him is bread rolls.
Me: Really. Are they stale rolls or fresh rolls?
Her: They are fresh rolls. Still baking. Will take 7 to 10 days for them to be done. 3 days if I can get the right ingredients.
Me: I see. Hmm. Well what if Becky came, but I still licked the outside of the bowl that you made the bread in?
Her: o.o You nasty. NO fool!
Me: Ok ok… what if I just kneaded the bread a little first? I won’t lick the bowl.. just knead the dough.
Her: NO! The only one will be her is Becky… can’t you just be happy with that?!?!? Most men would!
Me: Well I love Becky JUST AS MUCH as I know you love Henry. Ok… ok… what if I push my thumb in the bread, knead it…knead it until the bread is moist… THEN eat a Chocolate Pudding Pie??!?
Her: :click:
I woke up.
o.o
Can someone please explain this dream to me?
Fvck Ciroc!
Note.. ladies some of the fellas might know what “bread rolls” in the convo mean.. help them out.
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I can't do this this morning…its too ghatdayum early…i can't believe i sat here and read the ish…what the …i quit
It's 11am… here.. what you on the west coast…?
Central and its still to early…i need another meal and some extra coffee a nap and possible a hug first.
We are in the same time zone but it will forever be too damn early for Lo's……''dreams''….shyt,screw the coffee:::passes Drea The Divas' ''too cheap to pay for $10 drinks at the club'' flask that looks like a pair of binoculars::
CHIL' Thank you… sits next you and hand you a bag of tacos from the dudes wife down the block from my office…
you think lo ate something bad before he went to sleep…or are all his dreams always this ignant
Nawl… like I said at the end.. fvck Ciroc.. never drinking that shyt again…
MAN please do…cuz this dream was extra….
Ciroc is the drink of the gods and that's what happens when mere mortals drink it. Stop playing in grown folks drank and stick to the boonsfarm.
Man whatever..lol I had it before it's just the way I mixed it last nght…
and exactly how was it mixed last night lo ( i must still be tired cuz ireally can't believe i just asked you that)
Do you reaaallllly want to know? I mean…. realllllly?
''you think lo ate something bad before he went to sleep'…….Do we really want the answer and visuals to this question?::takes one more taco and washes it down with some ''Ricky Red''::
*giggles* Scoot over so i can take a nap…maybe i'll have a lo style dream and wake up and tell you about it
Here,take one of these nodoze,can't have you dreaming of things like''….THEN eat a Chocolate Pudding Pie??!?
nawl..*hand you back the flask*…gimme some tooth picks too….im up…shyt…
*sprankles, yes sprankles, this whole post with lemony ammonia water*
It's never the right time for your foolishness, Pacific, Central and Eastern rebuke you.
You know I have nevah wanted to say this is you Lo-Kei but today you have gone too Gat Damn far. Fugg you and your hopes and dreams. Fugg going to a corner, Fugg passing go, Fugg collecting yo welfare check. Just get the Fugg off the planet… no get off the solar system….. no get the Fugg out my current constellation and go Fugg with them folks over in Polaris 314.
Fuggin Baking Bread Rolls……… bastard done ruined my whole libido for the day.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Whyyyyy??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I mean she was feeling a little "yeasty" that's all..whaaaa?
o.o
I do not like green eggs & ham; I do not like them Sam I am…
I'm just MAD AT YOU for that Avi pic. **SIDE EYE**
you too huh?
Why are yall hating on my avi?? Because that tri-color flip is flawless? Or is it the perfectly arched eyebrows and edged up moustache? I still say him beautiful…
wonder was him the voice on the other end of the phone in lo's dream
*just killed myself* NOTE : do not read lo's dream after a night writing with no sleep…ish is treacherous.
Ok, Drea? It is now officially too early for you! "wonder was him the voice on the other end of the phone in lo's dream"
Sleep deprivation make you ask querstions. AND NOW frankly i am scared to death to close my eyes.
Get. OUT. >.> ——————>
Nawl.
Lo…Lo…I am on EST and it is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too early for your ain't shyt shenanigans. I need a cocktail or two before reading your posts. And it ain't cocktail hour, yet.
Et tu CC…et tu?!?!?!?!?
I really tried to avoid this thread…Lawd
Whaaaa? Bef… you know we peoples…
o.O Yeah, it's too early for this. Too early in the year/my life/timeline of the universe…
^^^^^^ THIS
It is 12:24 EST and STILL TOO GATDAMN EARLY
Co-sign with Boss 12:30 is still too early for Lo's shenanigans..
Awww shaaaaadap! LOL
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
o.O
CARA!!!!! Maybe it was your voice!
Looka here… none of you hooka's are helping me the the dream! I need HELP!
Fugg help, you need a foot in your azz, a hug and maybe even Slaus as a role model for a month or too.
PREACH…cuz ajax and a wire brush can't help this shiggidy
Lo honey….it was a dream…….of yours…….'nuff said lol and yes we been telling you for a while that you need help….so glad you are finally admitting it!!! knowing is half the battle lol <3
You know, sometimes I just wanna hit you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper while yelling "NO!" just because, but this entire post has left me dumbfounded. LOL, Lo you are truly one of a kind.
Awwww thanks!
Hmmmm so you have two females in your life that you care for.
One more so then the other. Yet your still willing to
Help the other when shes going through a rough patch. mmmm
Thats all I got
:gives baker wings,toothbrush, and toothpaste:
Here you go….
Okay Lo… .. Ill post when I get home…
Awwww shid.
Now that I am home and have finished eating dinner. onto you Mr. Lo…
: Dissection:
Lo-kei, Becky, unknown troubled woman who likes another man (Henry) but doesn't want to bother him with her issues. Lo-kei regardless of his feelings towards Becky still wants to be with unknown woman despite her troubles. Unknown woman although playful, does not feel the same way as Lo-kei does for her.
:End Dissection:
: interpretation:
you are unsure of your feelings, and want to help those that do not wished to be helped even if it may hurt others
:end interpretation:
well that is what i got out of your dream.
…. o yea…
:hands baker wing, toothbrush, and toothpaste:
Good! Very good!!!!
But… but…. what about her yeast infection? o.o
Yeast infection could represent a issue she is having, that is temporary
Good Looking out!!!
you know, I was really all set to help you. But I forgot who made the post. I hope you dream of something traumatic tonight. Lol
Sounds like the yeast beast to me… nothing a lil micronazole 2% can't fix
THANK YOU!!!! You read between the lines
we gonna need more than ammonia water for this.Lo's kind of dirty don't come clean.
i feel so faint righ now…but every time my eyes drupe i see shasha's avi on a phone talkin to lo…and i pop right back up…its gone be a looooooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg day
but every time my eyes drupe i see shasha's avi on a phone talkin to lo –
Ummmm no… no…… you can't EVEN play me like that!
yes sir… i had to..you did it..caused it all…and then sasha tiptoed in with that avi… couldn't be helped…and I STILL managed to have a night mare…i went home for my customary lunch time nap..and right at the end when i thought "o em gee, what a lovely nap and no lo induced shiggidyness to it" what happens but i dream the phone is ringing and i know its you on the other line and i am scared to answer it… TURNS OUT the phone was really ringing but it was my hubs calling to wake me up so i wouldn't be late back to work. SCARED ME AWAKE
Glad to see I am in your
nightmares..dreams!actually i do so i know to avoid it but i know cece and kitty gone lock me in a broom closet as soon as you tell it so….