Lurkalicious are the folks who never do no postin.
They chill and catch some giggles from the folks that we be roastin.
Who They be-be, we don’t see thee
Are they seedy? Prolly they be
Whether quiet or pro-minent
It don’t matter if they comment
their Lurkalicious… Their cool cool!
Lurkalicious.. we know their quiet ass ‘are fools
Lurkalicious… We hope they’ve got some boobs boobs
Lurkalicious… come introduce yo-self—- and say: heyyyyyyyy
Look, if you lurkalicious hookers don’t introduce yourselves, I will be forced to continue parodying songs about boolshyt n shyt. No one wants that now do they.
So.. Introduce yourself, where you’re from and what brought you here!
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Hola! I've been following the site for 2-3 years now, and I've loved it. I've seen a few domain changes, I believe it went from blogspot, to wordpress, to what we have here. I wana congratulate y'all on movin up. A little about me…I'm from Memphis (Yes, THAT Memphis), I'm a student/musician, and I'm 21 years old.
This comment goes "hood nygga on news" in 5, 4 ,3 ,2…
Shout out to all my OHNawlians, know what Im sayin…My nygga Slaus, the big homie Lo, lil Folk in this thang. Fubs, what it do! All the lovely ladies, you know, wasup? Im young, Im ready…holla atcha boy. Big ups to all the OHN OGs out there doin the damn thang. Bully, Q, chocl8, nonot…keep it 100. OHN all day! *throws random hand signals* Memphis in this thang! We ridin on all Fox News associates, you feel me? Get shot on sight!
*Returns to civilized state*
Don't worry, I know my way to the corner.
Whhaaaddddup Lurk?
Greetings sire. Welcome to the world of OHN commenting. Now, as you suggested, off to the corner with you. You'll find tea (tepid) and cakes (stale).
*throws up newly attained married gang sign and helps you to your seat in the corner*
Dapz Lurk!
Man you are the Godfatherof lurkers considering how long you've been around.
Ummmm sir…to the corner with you!
Well I aint a complete lurker, i been comin to the site for a while, cause yall is some fools, I was on for while then went ghost cause im still in Kuwait, an my innenets aint shyt sometimes, I like the new changes to the site keep up the good job
Welcome (back) – stay safe out there!
::Carlton dance as I act like I know what song you're parodying::
furgie- Fergalicsious
Thank you!
I'm a psuedo lurker. I make a comment from time to time, but most of the time I people watch. I have been making OHN a part of my work routine for the past year. I get to work… log onto my laptop…check facebook…check OHN…laugh at the posts…then on to start the work day. Anywho, I"m from New Orleans (home of the jagging).
I absolutely appreciate the ainshytness that is created or talked about on this site. It lets me know I ain't the only one in this world that thinks in such an ainshytness manner.
Can I have some of your Gumbo?
O.o
Can I have some of your Gumbo?
o.o
*pops you in the back of the neck*
Ouch! Dammit!
Certainly!
you don't wanna tell him that…
I'm a semi-lurker…sometimes I lurk, sometimes I post….Anywho, I'm 37, from Houston, and yes, it's hot as a sheep's ass right now…
Welcome foolishness! Glad to know I'm not the only one sweatin my balls off in Houston!
Dont you mean "HELL-ston"? It's been summer time since mid-May around this joint! And we still have about two more months of this fvckery! UGH. But anyway, welcome…welcome…welcome.
Too true. It's just getting ridonkulously hot here. I've been in an out of the H most of my life and shyt is crazy this summer. If you don't believe in global warming, bring you azz down here for a few days. And like you said, this ish is here til at least October. If not longer.
Hola!! I've been lurking for some months now and I just decided to post something. You guys have me rolling so much, that I've been telling my friends about this site. Also I'm from Atlanta, born and raised and I am 29. So it's nice to meet you all!
Greetings madame. Now, because Can't Take It & I are such caring souls, whydon'tchu come over here, let us "help" you get used to OHN……
….::looks around at the side-eyers:: Wha…?
I approve this message.
…..::slides right on over to get comfy::….
Y'all nasty
Move child, you're blocking the camera!
*waves*
Hi Lurkers!!!
YAY!!! I love when the lurkers come out to play!!
Heeyyy!!!!! ::jaggles::
STINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Baby!!!!! I missssssessss you!!! We need to find each other on Facebook!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Imma leave you a message on OHNW!! I missess you too Cutie!!!
I posted my FB link to your OHNW page and I am on Google +…let me know if you need an invite.
Bof of y'all on FB?! Iont know if I can stand any more aintshytness though…it might tip over lol
Hit me up on OHNW! We can continue the aintshytness there!!!
am i a lurker?
Yes. Now…break yo'self, foo! Lol
I guess I should comment since Twink (I think that was her name) lured me in with Skittles & Popcorn last week in the changes post (and my first comment)…
I don't know how long i've been lurking but it's been awhile now! I must've found it via another blog (because thats how I find everything) and thought the site was hilarious so I added it to my Google Reader feed… If I don't check any other feed all day, I ALWAYS check OHN atleast a few times a day!! I'm always emailing and posting the topics to my FB & Twitter though & people love it so you're welcome for the page visits! LOL
So anywho i'm from the Tre-Fo area in NC! (aka the 336/Winston-Salem). I'm a 26 year old Software Specialist. I'm also a Libra who enjoys picnics in the park & long walks on… i'm just playing LOL…
*wipes sweat from forehead* why does this feel like the first day of school??
In-T-Way… Nice to meet everyone!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Skittles and popcorn works every time.
Im a psuedo-lurker. I cant pull the site up from my desk at work because hell is in the url. So I lurk from my phone on lunch break or sneak away break.
a little about me…37 in Milwaukee, anxious for football season to start.
Hey, I'm in Lake County and I love football too. I'm trying to get Slaus to put together this midwest meet-up so we can all get together. (I hope you're feeling better)
Thank you….getting better…but more testing…
Lake County? Right down the street.
And the Ashy One needs to get this get together going ASAP.
Ahhhh…. I remember when I was a lurker….. the old days *sigh*
Welcome!
and why you lurked is beyond me…considering how close WE are!! ugh heffa! lol
Truth:
Because I lost my password! LOL!
So Slaus just calling us lurkers out today….
Well a little about me from Detroit (and living here somehow I have a job even though I hate it) … 28… and I fight people all in their face over the purple bags of skittles…..
Welcome! If you're from Detroit you're gonna need a lotta foolishness and fuggery to make you forget!!
I love my city but I drink a lot to deal with all of the foolishness…. (and I tell myself we're not as bad as Florida)
You got a point there – you guys can still be saved, especially if the economy recovers, but with the amount of ratchetness that comes out of it, Florida can't! It's gots to go!
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don't get stabbed James!
You mean by the floating penis that is Florida?
One of the FUNNIEST Bugs Bunny cartoons ever….iHollered when I saw this one recently….said to myself: Damn, Bugs had the same idea about Florida waaaaay before we at OHN had it…lol
SNAP….Bugs knew Florida weren;t shyt all those years ago..
Damn you James, how do you find these damn gifs! ROFLMAO!
I do love me some gifs! A good place to start is OhNoTheyDin't! There's close to 70 pages of gifs for every ratchet occasion, LOL! (Careful if you're at work starting on page 5 'cause some of those gifs on that page and the next are not safe for life!)
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/52154038.htm…
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Hello fellow Detroiter!!! Welcome to OHN,I hopw to see you around more!
Dapz and Gropes to the Lurkers!!!!!
Gropes back… working with something ain't you…
::bashful look::
Well modesty forbids me to say…. but…..
::bashful look::
Well modesty forbids me to say…. but…..
N8gga, who you think you fooling? <.<
Bwahahahahaha!!!
Well, well well hello lurkers! Its nice to get off the porch every once and awhile isnt it?
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Hello all! I am no longer a lurker. I'm from Detroit and a co-worker told me about the site, I have been visiting everyday for about a year. You never fail to give me my sh*ts and giggles for the day. Keep up the good work!
Hello fellow Detroiter!!!! Welcome to OHN, I hope to see you around here more! Represent the 313!
Thanks Virtual Virgo!
peeps in ………………………………………..what up folk……………………….tips out
seeing the Detroit lurkers coming out…guess next time I run up to see the bestie I'll have to try and meet some folks!
Would you? I'll be sure to make sure I have ingredients on hand for the Teenie Special…
Teenie Special? is that likka? Lawd…I don't drink…
but yes if I make it up that way I will do my best to arrange something for the Detroiters
Sounds good! I can make a non-alcoholic version of the Teenie Special for you Bef…unlike a Slaus Special, it won't involve penis in your glass
Now where were all these people when I was up there?
i am ashamed to say that i am a lurker. i have followed the blog for the past 5 years but i am only started to put comments in it this past 2 weeks.
hi! my name is Micheal aka phenodesignz and i am a Lurker
i am ashamed to say that i am a LURKER. i have followed the blog for about 4 or 5 years but it only recently that i recently started to post comments up in here. thanks Emmanuel for pushing me out of the closet (not the type of closet you think about) and be part of the Ohellnawl fam.
HI!!! my name is Micheal and i am a LURKER
i forgot i am from ATL
Lol….no prob, bro….glad to have introduced you to the family….come and get your passport to hell stamped…
Hey ya'll…I haven't posted in a while but I read daily. I'm just trying to stay cool down in ATL….
*le POUNCE*
welcome fellow atlien. i lurked for a while but these are some of the coolest most down to earth people you will ever meet…kinda like extended family.
Hi, I love this site! But since I am a white woman of a certain age/size from Massachusetts, I didn't think I would have much to add so I lurk and quietly laugh to myself.
Don't be shy. I'm working on losing my lurker status, and so should you.
*Gropes pink nipples*
OK, I didn't say I was albino!
Speak up. Besides half the time I don't know who's black, white or what and I don't care. ::jaggle jaggle::
Ummmm…..I am a white woman of a certain age/size from VA!! Come and join the fun!!!
Another Houstonian here. I post from time to time, but tend to stay in the background. Been following the blog for a couple years now.
Random gropes for all… then checks over my shoulder to make sure my parole officer, um, hubby isn't watching.
o.o
WHERE DA HALE YOU BEEN?
YO!! Warden!!! She is over here touching on all types of folks for no good reason, son! NO GOOD REASON!!!! Man i even got it on tape.. I drew a stick figure sketch of the shit and everything..
See this one over here with the booty is your woman right. And this stick figure over here looking all violated, see how i made the sad face, these are the people she's been touching and… huh? Why i concentrate so much on drawing her booty? Man.. it aint even like that, Warden it's just…..man don't hit me
baby..the warden is always watching. lol
*steps out the shadow of lurkersville, USA*
Hello from a tiny town right outside Greensboro, where the 3XL Tall T lives on! I'm 26 years old and I've been lurking, just about daily, for a few years now. I learned about OHN from my sorority sis Amber and have been hooked ever since. Though I don't post regularly….errr at all, I voted the last 2 years and think OHN is definitely worthy of the blog awards it has received.
I'm from DC. I've lurked since at least 2009 but didn't get an account until a few months ago. I forget which site I found this one through. I'm almost 20. You guys crack me up.
DMV reprazent!!
Yay!
*dresses up as the snack fairy and showers all of you with Skittles, cookies, Now n Laters, some good chocolate and some 5-hour energy to get y'all on the West Coast through the rest of the day….*
Welcome to all you lurker azz lurkers!
I WAS about to curse you out…but I just got your FB post lmao.
:Bathes in Cant's shower of goodies:
Hmmmmm that sounds a lot more ratchedy than intended….
Can I get some of those. I mean I know I'm not a lurker and all but share the wealth…
Dang i should've waited to come out of lurking… I Neva got snacks! *sneaks a bag of skittles in my purse*
I used to be the breakfast fairy back when I used to have more time at work to post here! *LOL*
I post here on occasion. I LOVE reading other folks replies. I have never seen such a funny group of people
on this blog….I laugh my ASS off….and Slaus? You are TOO many things!!
"You are TOO many things!!"
And most of those things are illegal to post, I believe…
Good afternoon everyone,
Posting from WSU campus of Detroit, MI this semi-lurker!
Off for the summer until September 6th when the madness returns…for I am the Road Warrior (School Bus Driver)
(Hugs and coffee w/kailua around to all)
i will take some of that coffee!!!!
I've lurked, come out, and gone back to lurking. As a result, I'll introduce myself again. I've been following OHN for a while, and I even got my best friend on the ain't shytness. I'm Jess, and I live in South Louisiana. Been married a little over a year, and I'm so thankful I have a husband who can put up with some of my aint shyt moments.
Was pretty active until my mother in law broke her hip and her daughters weren't exactly great helpers after she came home…
Feels good to be back out of hiding…again.
Welcome back! *booty rubs*
Hello I'm a lurker as well that happens to have access to post drinks and music every week.
I'm happy to have not been fired by the peoples…but if yall do fire me, I'll still be here lurking. I'm from Ohio, lived in Texas, and banned from Chicago. I work and travel a lot so I can't post my ignorance as much as I want.
Until then I'll continue lurking….
B get somewhere!!!
And Lord knows we don't need yo ignance on a regular basis!
Maaaaan It's good to see folks here from my home state of michigan n ish, PONTIAC, WHAT!!
but where my chitown folks!!?? ..prolly doing some corrupt shyt
under your tutelage no doubt lol
Okay ashy one…
I'm Chuck….Born and raised in Da wild Hundreds,,,moved to Suburbia (naperville Il) and now residing in Pittsburgh Pa. ( wife is from Pa). can't really say I'm lurker. Been here for a min try…. to contribute when I can but since great minds think alike most of what I'm thinking has already been stated.
I live like down the damn street from you, Slaus.
But yes, I was doing some corrupt shyt.
Brittney here. From the same region as The High Priest of Pooting, lurking in and out depending on my schedule.
I know right! you me and cher and whomever else with some sense in the chi area, need to get together.
I've lurked, come out, and gone back to lurking. As a result, I'll introduce myself again. I've been following OHN for a while, and I even got my best friend on the ain't shytness. I'm Jess, and I live in South Louisiana. Been married a little over a year, and I'm so thankful I have a husband who can put up with some of my aint shyt moments.
Happy to be back.
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to all lurkers. Feel free to participate in all the shenanigans
and aintshytness on this wunnerful, wunnerful blog.
Hello there, CurlyQ here (formerly known as Dactylologist), Bay Area, CA…. I'm not technically a lurker as I have done some participatin' but probably due to time differences I never get a response (y'all all gone by then, I guess!)
Work as a freelance ASL Interpreter, single, blah, blah, blah…. Ask whatchu wanna know.
Sign language! *daps*
Hello Artist Formerly known as… let this late response re-welcome you
How very kind of you, Dwane, thank you.
hey ppl, ive been lurking since spring 2008 so ive witnessed ALOT of growth and changes.around here. commented for a couple weeks last year then ducked back into the cave, now re-emerging with a diff name and an attempt to comment more. I love, i mean REALLY love, the community here.
hi y'all and thank you for revealing yourselves! (i'll probaby regret that phrase later, but anyway lol)
this post comes just as I decided it was probably time to make a profile, after I got into it with a roommate and had tipo be like, ugh bytch, UGH pay your damn rent! It's cool…you never know who aintshyt until they, well…ainshyt.
So anyway, I'm Kaydee ( Kay, dee, whatevs) from Brooklyn's Finest, twentysumthin', been lurking for a few months. was very happy to know there's a dictionary for all the mess I grew up talking. Promise I find a photo soon!
Greetings, miss!
WELCOME all ye Lurkers! Now that you've revealed yourselves……there's NO going back!
:Evil laughs:
Mae Govannen (Elven greeting), everybody!
Dear Lurkers,
I hope you know that now that you have made your presence known…there's no going back. You can thank us later.
The Management
*Kicks rocks* none from my side of the hood.
KC represent!
*goes over to the KS side and hangs with Mehtare*
*Clinks glasses with w/ever Blade's drinking*
Those of you who like to watch us with binoculars: why don't you all just join us for real?
I'm really curious!
Soooooooo… you're real curious and you're hangin' with Bunny…
::Drops binoculars and gets camera::
You said SO much in that one little sentence.
*nags you to share that camera..*
::Shares camera with Can't… dismantles webcam at Chateau de Fubsy::
*giggles in elfin glee*
Yeah? So?
Whutcha point?
How did I miss this? The heat wave's been making me slow.
*Attaches video link to said camera*
Hey everyone!!! My name is Leslie, I have been lurking now for almost two years, every now and then I come out and post a comment. So just know I am here and will be popping in and out
Pop on Sister.
Hey Lurkers, welcome to the world of aintshytness. Everyone please make room for the new people on the hell bus. Thanks…
I came with my gasoline lingerie on… is that ok?
We're gonna need another bus…Tester!!
LURKERS!!!
Please post more often Please!!!!!
Greetings from Cape May County NJ and da Wildwoods.
Jersey REPRESENT!! *sends some love down the GSP*
Hello! I have posted a couple times here as Birdie or SBirdie but then went into lurker mode.
I live in Milwaukee, WI, although I am known to wander down to Chicago to revel in some aintshytness. I love this site; there has been many a day that I would come here after a bad day and you guys would just make it go away with some "Say something Nice" challenge or LNBS post. Keep up the great work.
Well I am not a complete lurker. But I do read daily and enjoy all the aintshytness that goes on in here.
Hello all! I've been lurking for the better part of a year I believe, a friend of mine put me on. Love the blog, come here every day before work. Living in a small town in Asia right now, so you guys are my connection to black people…adn white people…and aintshytness. Keep up the good work !
Nothing good can come of this… nothing good indeed….
Don't you love it, though?
Hello! I am a complete lurker. I've been coming to this site for a couple months now. My bestie got me hooked and now i can't go back lol.
Anywho, Im 27, college student from the M-town(Memphis)
Now I gets to lurk again :hides behind bushes:
:: poots in those bushes ::
GET CHO ASS OUT THEM BUSHES! (Said with clenched teeth)
I need a fellow Memphian to clown with, and I can't do that with you lurkin.
Ok, have to stop lurking for a hot second.
I'm not sure how I got here, prob from CnD. I keep coming back day after day because I love literate black people who are just as good with rap as with rpgs. The discussions here are intelligent, open, passionate, and educative – I learn something when I read comments!
Me – over educated, from the south (SC to be exact), enjoy helping people for a living. I claim both the doctor and the ninja.
Please ya'll keep on keepin' on!
Welcome fellow nerdy ninja
shiiit… i rap WHILE playing RPG's Dr Maam lady.
love the comment and welcome..it's all love here
Ya'll are awesome. *goes and roundhouses some Angry Birds*
Whatchall doin?
I've been a lurker of the aintshytness for 2 years now. I'm originally from MD but reside in Brooklyn, NY.
I enjoy this site very much and always look forward to the new posts, they always keep me entertained
I have fam in BK…and Mr. Kei Lo Lo stays trying to kidnap me to Red Hook.
We have to get up sometime!
I'm Dominique and I'm a lurker.
I live in Cali, I enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, vodka and aintshytness.
I've been lurking and laughing at the shenanigans for a few (4?) years. I don't even remember how I found OHN but it was love at first sight. I guess I'm a partial-lurker since I'll pop up with a comment now and again, usually after a few cocktails.
You have cleavage in your avi; you'll go far here.
I was about to pop you in the forehead, but……you ain't lying. *LOL*
Welcome, pretty doom lady!!
Ha! Thank you, Can't.
The pic is so small that I didn't think anyone would notice but I've been lurking long enough to know he was only speaking truth.
Welcome lurkers, especially those from the south! *tosses confetti*
Welcome all you (former) lurkers & those yet to announce yourselves. It's really a great place Slaus has here, minus the occasional ash storm, but we have goggles & masks for that. As you can see the corners are nicely decorated and comfy, since all of you will spend some time there…oh, that area? The dark corner with the cages, moat, and KEEP AWAY sign? Yeah…you don't wanna go over there. We keep the Lo & the Folk in that area…no good ever comes form letting them out — no good at all.
Wayment, I've never been to sent to the corner…I don't think. I'm a good girl. *adjusts halo*
*shoots that shyt off with an air rifle* You used to stay up in that corner with me….you'd better acknowledge our love!!
Um…am I a lurker? I know I used to comment all the damn time but now that I don't have internet at home (long story) and work at night, I do read the blog but don't really see the point in commenting since y'all are long gone by the time I get on here and am able to comment, and since ole ashy ass Slaus won't enable a mobile site for OHN, I can't even participate in the fvckery from my Blackberry. Boo hiss. But anyway, welcome to all the real lurkers and I'm glad that y'all are here…keep comin' back now, ya hear? LOL.
Your not a lurker, you're a voyeur… since you know us and we know you. Don't worry, your presence is felt even when you don't post.
He's working on a mobile page now, Zan!
To All Y'alls Comin' Out:
Welcome, welcome.
As a former longtime lurker myself (hence the handle), I can tell you three things for certain:
1. The people that I've "met" (you know, as much as a n!gga can "meet" somebody over some innanets) have been consistently kind and interesting. There's plenty of room for errbody up in here, and word around the campfire is that they are about to expand The Corner to handle the additional traffic.
2. Commenting is addictive as all hale. I almost cain't leave without sayin' something stupid somewhere…
3. The following is a guide to some of the ratchetness you will encounter up in herrre:
Fubsy and Folk keeps it real. That Dude aintshyt. Lo Kei is down for What. Ever. When. Ever. Chemcutie will make you tired just listening to her (I mean, dayum, its more to life than exercisin' and bein' all healthy all the gat dam time)…Zuly and Twink and 'Stina are good for some down-home rubbin', gropin', jagglin', and booty-smackin'. When he ain't raisin' my nephew or playing guitar, Hex puts out a dope-azz music review. Bef WILL tighten you Right.Tha.Fugg.Up. (in a good way, I mean…::checks to see if Bef is strapped::) Caratime and Blade are deeper than Morpheus. Marinin think I'm funny. Darealyst Pixie got jokes. James_Cambridge is Cooler Than A Gat Dam Fan.
OH, and Slaus is ashy, he fat, and he poots when he walks, and Wanna is a saint-azz-saint. I've never met her, but I already have a shrine to her up in my office that I pitch pennies at, hoping she'll put in a good word with Gawd for a brotha erry now and again.
Holla back atcha boy!
The Lurkasaurus Rex
Me? Aintshyt? I'm one of the nicest ones here! See, you've been listening to Twink's right boob — that heffa is trouble, I tell ya!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hate and holla, yo. Hate and holla.
Hey Lurka!! ::gropes::
Sup.
Ok Ok I am originally from NYC but have been in Pittsburgh for about 12 yrs.
OHN brings the news Katie Couric is afraid of.
"OHN brings the news Katie Couric is afraid of. "
Oh. *blinks* Oh, you get a good ol' grope for that one….
::Throws confetti and brings cupcakes for lurkers::
Welcome, y'all.
*Lurkaholics Anonymous*
Hi everyone! My name is Chelsea, and I'm addicted to shenanigans. Lol!
I'm 18 years old from Yazoo Mississippi, and my mom introduced me to the site while reading some foolishness about a year ago and I've been hooked ever since! I figured since I'm finally legal I should sign up for OHN
I would've been content with my lurking ways had there not been an invite
Now please make the Slaus STOP WITH THE SONG!!! Fergie is somewhere feeling responsible for that horrific remix!
I dont know where Yazoo is, but if it's anywhere near Memphis we should start an OHN division.
Well its kiiiinda close… 2 1/2 hours away and I have family up there that like this site! So I'd be down for that!
Hey there Lurk McLurkerson! I reside in Bartlett, so a Memphis OHN division is needed! Let's Git-R-Done!
Hi! I am Baps… I am not a lurker…just want some attention. >>See me!!!! Love me!!!
LoL! Welcome Lurkers….now that you have intro'd yourself…you can't be lurkers any longer!
::mushes baps in her pretty ass face ::
oh hai! my name is letinstar and i'm a lurker…
tee hee..hello lurkers!
I am a lurker ass lurker and have been for a few years now. Originally from Philly, now living in Eastern NC. I would like to say I won't go back to being a lurker, BUT…football is getting ready to start…so I promise nothing
Giants fan in S.E. NC, and believe me… once the season starts you may need to post so you don't lose your mind. The NFC East will destroy each other. You guys getting Plaxico was a shot in the dark to break away from the pack… get it.. shot in the… eh… nevermind…
Well Plax went to the Jets, but loving the shot in the dark
I think he is the only player the Birds didn't sign last week, which I am totally ok with. Can't wait to roll the NFC east this year, especially the crappier Ryan brother's trash talking self in Dallas. He couldn't even carry his Dad's jock,so he needs to just STFU and let the big boys talk.
I was so set on Plax signing with the Eagles, i forgot he didn't. I want to say something about the Eagles rolling through the East over the Giant's dead bodies… but it might be true… just being honest.
OK, so I'm a 'Lurking azz Lurker', did you HAVE to call me out. it's summertime in Houston, and that's what we do here, we lurk in the shadows cause it's Hella azz Hot! But if you insist, I'll come out and play nicely with everyone, especially since you all help keep me sane everyday during Work/Home/All hours.
Grope and a smack for that azz….WELCOME!
I am a lurker been following this site for over a year my 13yr said Ma ur on there everyday why u dont just say something sooooo hello all Im a New Yorker but live in Bmore n Im dying to get out lol Im 33
Gropes Lil_one… I thought you were by the way you said "Ma" Ahhhh to be home again…
Let me find out your daughter had to get you to speak up! *lol* Welcome to the site!!
I only lurk on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
Wait…
*SWAT*
: )
Well, damn. You're really just gonna out me like that? SMH
I'm from a random IL suburb and I've been lurking here for quite a few months and CTFU the entire time. I love hwo addictive you all are.
Oh, and Slaus, you ain't ish for posting that pic of the woman with the mega tiddy.
Yay Illinois. +1 for the Meet up
Hey Hey!!! I've been lurkin for about a year and a half. I stumbled upon ohn through random links and never looked back. Im from Chicago, a college student. I actually thought about commenting a lot because I usually have a lot to say…and it usually points out how much somebody aintshyt so I guess this is my official disclaimer that now that my cover has been blown =)
This entire site needs a disclaimer!
WELCOME!!
and a bleaching…some holy water
Chi town! Welcome!
Hello all, I'm a Semi-Lurker which means I comment every now and then. I'm from Hartford, CT, one daughter and I don't cry when someone says the word "cat." I think someone on FB posted an OHN link a year ago and the rest is history. Checking OHN has become more important than checking my email, I can't wait for Slaus's comments and Lo's stories and the people here are just so well spoken with valued varied opinions, how can one not love it here.
::poots on your hand ::
Ummmm… Not sure if Im a lurker or not…
Nah, your family all-American.
I wonder….how many of those that lurk are the brave souls who offered up their trials and experiences for the "Confessions of a Side Piece" segment and got judge azz judged for their troubles. Just wonderin.
I'm guilty..I'm a NYC Lurking azz Lurker. Ive been following this blog for a few years now and I LOVE it. The content, pics and most definitely the comments!
*looks at avi* Heyyyy there mama, how YOU doing?
Yea, I lurk…..and WHAT?!? U own't want none of this!
I kid, I kid…though I really am a lurker…just not confrontational.
Can't remember how OHN came into my life but since I relish in ain't shytness, I instantly knew it was a place for me.
Oh, and I'm grown azz grown and from Detroit.
Welcome my fellow Detroiter!
AND you went to high school with me HEFFA!!!! LOL, get active on here. It's really fun! I can't believe you are a "Lurker"!
Tannille
let's go to JUJU's chicken shack for ol time sake, girl!
Hey, I've been a luker for the past 3-4 years now and currently reside in a southern state that gets picked regularly on sooo, I ain't saying! My aunt introduced me to the site when she sent me a comic strip starring "Boo" and I've been hooked ever since!
FLORIDA!!! ;o) That or Texas….
Not to worry, several of our more established OHNers are there, so even though we joke regularly, we still love y'all!
and you know… soon as i find a way to bring Boo back.. I will definitely do so
Ok. well…i lurk, and I'm not 'shamed. You all know my better (and far more social) half Chemmie, but it is I who got her on the site in the 1st place.
So all the torrid tales, sordid stories, and names to these photos from social outings come to me in one form or another.
How I ended up finding this fascinating family, was probably a link on another blog, click, boom, hooked ever since. I'm also a lurker on Game Banging, and I've seen a site about Tuesdays every once and a while….
And now my infameous twin is on here……..
Ugh Bish Ugh
Yeahhhhhhh :: dapz and dapz some more ::
uhm.. yo.. i aint one to gossip.. and.. but… you need to peep the latest ish on Ttuesday… but.. you aint heard it from me…… just… just saying.
:: fatboy matrix dodge before chemmie can attack ::
It ain't too late. Late Night Lurkers can still show yourselves!!!
Yeah, I've been quietly watching the shenanigans for about 3 years. I can't remember how I found the site, but i became hooked and read it almost everyday. Y'all keep me laughing. Anyway, I'm 26 from Cali but currently residing in the DMV area!! So, HELLO!!!!
What's up Doc?!?! (Sorry, couldn't resist…)
what's up!!! It's cool I get it all the time.
Yeah I Lurk… but I also tell everyone I know (that has a sense of humor, a sense of self, and are armed with a brain they actually know how to use) about OHN. I'm 35 (will be 36 in a few days) married with kid (THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE). Originally from Newark, NJ 10yr Army Vet and now I live in Southern MD.
Fine then…I'll reveal myself. I'm the one that keeps the likker & skittles supply stocked on the hell bus. You know…that set of eyes you think you saw in the shadows…that cackle coming from the back…the one that you knew you didn't make.
I'm 41 & from the aintshyt capital of the West Coast – Oakland stand up – and thank each and every one of you, most importantly Slaus, for providing a place that I can come to daily & laugh and release stress and be around some of the smartest, coolest folks I've ever seen on the innanet…
Now…who wants summa this here Belvedere and summa these skittles in exchange for a grope azz grope?
::gropedy grope:: Belvie and skittles please!! ::holds out hands batting eyelashes::
Mmmm…thank you…
Have as much Belvie and as many Skittles as you want. I went to Costco before boarding the Hell Bus. I've got plenty…
::grope::
maan i just wanted some damn belvedere… without the molestation n shyt
I ain't giving you none…hmph…
What good is Belvie without a grope?
:: giving otu some love to the Nickel Dime ::
Yo… is sweet jimmies still over on broadway?? maaaaan i went in there once…..once….. neverrr again. But i did laugh my damn self silly ass silly. Drove my azz back home to pleasanton, POST HASTE
::jaggles and drops it quick nickel dime style::
Bless Baby Jeezus that Sweet Jimmie’s is closed! That was a den of boolshyt and bad decisions that proceeded to get worse every night! Dude, I came home after living in Singapore for four years after undergrad, went there not long before they closed…all I’ma say is this….I raised the hayle up outta there because I knew that I’d be catching some lead on someone else's behalf within the next 30 minutes if I stayed. You wouldn’t know Oakland now – there’s a section called “Uptown” where you can get your party on hassle-free…go figure…
And I don’t blame you for hitting the 580 out to Pleasanton to get away from that madness…that’s what we all do!!
Whhhhat?/ Oakland and party free?? does not compute! That is awesome though. I used to kick it at jack london most times. straight chillin in Yoshi's. The last night we were in the bay, 12 of us went to dinner there and that bill was $800….
Fa real. All of Oakland ain't great, but there are spots.
Yoshi's. Oishii! $800 bill at least. The highest I racked up with a bunch of folks was $950. And I'd do it again…
I sense a Town meetup at Yoshi's…
I am not a lurker, but want to say helllllooooooooooo!
Why don't we have any male lurkers? In the Midwest? who are Single? with muscles? And Brains? I'm just wondering . . .
::Commences throwing chairs around the room::
I'm quite parched, I'll be over in the corner building ash castles.
LMBO!
Well I finally decided to join in on the ain't shyt and ratchetness…
I've been lurking for close to 2 years now. I came here through another blog and I've been hooked eversince.
I live in Amsterdam, Holland and I'm a 29 y/o mother of 2.
Can I savely go back into hiding now?
hell no. you have to stay out here and commit heinous sins with the rest of us. Aaaaaaand since you are in holland, I demand a box of chocolate…with… 5lbs of marijuanna hidden inside
Do I lose my lurkalicious status if I comment?
Doh!! I just did.
Trinidena you can do what everrrrr you liiiiiiike :: bats eyelashes :: oh… hey..hey Wanna.. yeah..I just had something in my eye… that's all…
Trini!! *pounces*
TRIINI!!!!!!! I MISS YOUR AVI!!
Hey Ya'll! I'm Aja…been lurking for years.
I live in South New Jersey, I'm 31 y/o, no kids, I love traveling, mojitos and laughing at aintshytness. I don't even remember how I found this great blog, but I feel in love with you guys immediately. Is it too late to sign-up for the cruise?
FOllow-up with cherbear on ohnworld, as she is the queen of all things cruisey ass cruisey
Jersey represent!
Even though you're from Sowf, Jersey, though…lmao.
Hello, Upstate NY Lurker here. I love it here—I watch all the groping and whatnot from the sidelines and giggle at the commentary on the foolishness that goes on in this world. ***sliding back into Lurkmode***
Good Afternoon,
I am a semi-lurker, it just depends how busy I am at work,. I have been following the site for years thank to Amber who put me on to it. I am from Philly, but now I reside in State College, PA and I am an Administrator at Penn State University.
" World life we push weight!!! fugg the state penn, fugg hoes at penn state!!!!""
but not my baby doll.; Psufan….cuz like.. i wasn't calling HER a hoe… like..just..just all those other hoes and… you know what, fuggit
I've been lurking since my undergraduate internship in DC. And I used to be good at commenting and whatnot. I guess with age comes great responsibility…or just a real messed up time schedule.
and quite honestly, i've been trying to devote more time to my own blog at dateofdunbar.wordpress.com.
but i'm here, i'm lurking, and you're stuck with it.
::drops mic and walks out::
…wait, i forgot something.
::runs back in, fondles random boobie, and runs back out::
got you added on the blog roll, Mr George
Yep, I lurk. A lot. STILL love this site more and more though!
Yo.. if i didn't get a chance to welcome everyone individually, my bad!! thanks to all yall for being here ass here!
can i borrow a dolla?
Hello all Micchi here. I'm Serial OHN Lurker from the Bahamas here. I love this site, it usually has me squawking at work. What brought me here? You know what…it was over a year ago, and yeah I forget. The pure hilarity that is OHN is just too good not to read! Well now that I've come forward out of lurkdom, you bet I will start commenting on some of the ainshytness!
Are you gonna stop by and meet us when we all get arrested getting off the cruise ship next year?
XD Sure I promise to stop by Yamacraw University (the prison) and see y'all… Lol it really won't be that bad, but I will try my hardest to be out in the Bay Street/Downtown area when everyone gets in town =)
South Carolina lurkers and former lurkers! We need to have an SC meetup!! What say you?!?!
Yep, still lurkin. I've been a little scared since the giant spider post – I think it was a spider because I ran away from the computer and came back with my eyes shut to just shut the computer down. It took a wee or two to return.
Hi everyone! I usually just keep my head down 'cause ya'll seem to hate on Texans…..
:; dapz :: man it aint a YALL hating on texas, it's just MY evil azz.
oh.. unless you're saying YALL because i'm big n shyt and you're trying to say i'n the size of two people!!!! Oh that's how you're gonna be, homey?? You just gonna come up in my house, put cha jibby in the sugar and flour like aint shyt wrong!??? Oh.. aiiight then!!!!!
Poot battle, PONK!!!
*holds up a bottle of lotion at Slaus* down boy. We don't hate Texans, just Texas — and your governor. You, sir, have our sympathy…as do the residents of Florida, Arizona, Detroit, and anyone downwind of Slaus after a burrito
Semi-lurking from the country azz town of Reidsville NC, 33,full time college student, and mother of three hard head azz boys I have to falcon-punch sometimes. I saw one of the comics on another site and it brought me here to lurk amongst some awesome azz people. I post sometimes, but mainly read the posts& comments because y'all are straight hilarious.. y'all remind me of drunk uncles at a cookout, only with more teeth and less ash (with the exception of Slaus, but I'm just going by hearsay until his ashiness can be confirmed)
Hello I'm Ms Bird and I'm a Lurker from Detroit. Been on here for a while just sticking my nose around and crackin up. OK – bye!! Gotta go lurk somemore!!
Welcome fellow Detroiter! We are no longer lurkers.
Hello all! ::Grope::
Been lurking a lot lately since I'm 11 time zones away and by the time I get to seeing the posts, everyone is in bed for the night. Still crack up or empathize with everyone, just don't post much anymore.
Hey!!!! I've been following OHN since 2007. Searching for porn, I found yall. Go figure. I'm from Durham, NC by way of Fayettenam, NC. And because of where I work I can't post alot or even read the blog til I get home. But I love, love, love this site and hilarious and thought provoking posts I see here (Folk is a beast with the Sunday commentary).
OH YEAH!!!!!! Durham is close to Morrisville!!!
Glad to have another NCarolinian in the house…..though I originally hail from the DMV by way of Cleveland by way of Hempstead NY
Hey Chem!!!! Waving to you from 1-40. Cakalak representin! Its good to have someone from NC who frequents this site. I try to get friends and fam to check OHN, but they easily offended. *Kanyeshrug*.
Oh yeah, Slaus, I just emailed you a link to a video that I think will make you want to fight me in my face. LOL! You know it features us, doing some hoodrat ish with our friends.
might as well be a lurker according to my comment status
Hello OHN'ers. I come to OHN Blog weekly to check out the shenanigans. This week's post have been awesome azz awesome.
Welcome to all you aintshyt knaves of the House of Slausicus!
Lurker here. I think it's been over a year since I've found out about this site. I might've posted once or twice and I do get kicks out of the comments and stories on this blog. I live in the Hampton Roads area in Virginia but I'm hoping to relocate soon.
Been reading OHN religiously since before the move to this domain! I absolutely love this blog!
Don't let Slaus know that you read it religiously, his head's big enough already as it is, without him getting ideas that he's some kind of ashy deity……
LOL Well I've been lurking for about a year now. *hangs head* this makes me feel like I've been watching yall while you've been getting dressed. LOL I finally created an account so I can post as of an hour ago. LOL
29 from Phx, AZ. It's hot as all hell right now. Social worker, music lover, food lover, blah blah blah. LOL Engaged to be married March of next year, *scared face* LOL Nice to meet yall, and now I go back to lurking and posting. bye!
Social worker, music lover!?!! Come out of lurking! Sounds to me like a voice that would be welcome. Oh, and good luck with your marriage. I did the same, to the wonderful Can't Take It, earlier this year (yaaaaay for OHN weddings!) So far so daaaaamned good!
It's actually physically impossible for me to lurk somewhere and not post. Some say I have a big mouth, others say I'm conceited. I say I'm always right about everything – who are they to judge. A buncha idiots, that's what they are.
Nope. You've got it right. Just come here and blahblahblah! Lurking's fine, but commenting's better!
I lurked for about 4 months. The way I see it…if I am going to lose my job over laughing at these comments, gifs, and other foolishness while I'm at work, I might as well make a few comments. I am a 33 year old female, Navy veteran, from Jackson, MS.
And welcome to ya! You may continue.
Of course, whenever I see your name pop up on OHN, I think:
"You wanna front, what?
Jump up and get buck
If you're feeling lucky duck
Then press your luck"
yep… been a lurker for a while… but HI EVERYONE!!! I'm from Florida and I'm a student at FAMU… Found this site in 2009 and have been "lurking" ever since… it gives me daily chuckles