We need more barriers to entry n shyt. Maybe start making people carry an IQ card. Maybe an Ratchetness ID. And in order to enter public businesses and buildings, you have to slide that shyt or put it on a scanner in order for everyone to be sure that your ponk-ass has some gatdamn sense. Because these instances of wilding out over pancakes, burgers and other random boolshyt, have just got to stop….

Ol coon.

Panama City Beach — A cell phone camera captured the action in the Panama City Beach Burger King on Front Beach Road Saturday, as a crowd of tourists nearly rioted at the restaurant.

Employees dialed 9-1-1 for help, as one bikini-clad woman, later identified as Kimesia Smith of Montgomery, Ala., jumped up on the counter and threw a charity coin jug at employees, and 3 of Smith’s friends also began throwing napkins, utensils, and trays throughout the location.

The woman in the bikini, who became concerned about the whereabouts of her two children after Panama City Beach Police placed her in handcuffs, was taken to the Bay County Jail on charges of simple battery, in part because of allegations she pulled a Burger King employee’s hair. Beach police contacted a friend of the woman, who told police she would take care of Smith’s children.

The video has already been watched thousands of times, but be warned, there may be some harsh language overheard as the out of control group destroyed the Burger King

Acting like someone needs to tag her azz and place her back in the wild. Then again it’s Florida so… you can’t really expect much.

:: burns my black card :::

Thanks to Paisley for the send in!

1 phenomblak March 25, 2011 at 10:21 am

Damn.. this is what the Outbreak Monkey would look like if it was a child star all grown up now…

Her wig is like the new way to do Kick Me! signs

Why do people act a fool and then realize they have kids to take care of "Where my kids".. FAR FAR AWAY FROM YO DONATION JUG TOSSIN ASS

2 OHNCantTakeIt March 25, 2011 at 10:27 am

We do not bring up the Outbreak Monkey!!

*stamps foot*

3 Jade Star March 25, 2011 at 10:25 am

Lawd! Them edges is lost like Nemo!

4 Zuly March 25, 2011 at 10:27 am

Wait…how are you gonna be "concerned" about your kids AFTER you do some ratchet shit that gets you put in jail?!

5 That_Dude March 25, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Exactly!! You weren't concerned about them kids while you were making a natural-born fool of yourself — ook ooking all on the BK counters & ish…

6 TwinkerBelle March 25, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Get out for that "ook ook" comment.

7 LollyLollyLolly March 25, 2011 at 10:34 am

<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_likd8yQBR31qbjl98o1_500.jpg"&gt;
"Gurrl, show some self-respeck, like me!"

8 Dwane_T March 25, 2011 at 10:36 am

I see she's sporting the new Lace Back wig.

9 Zuly March 25, 2011 at 10:39 am

LMAO!

10 marinrin March 25, 2011 at 11:07 am

aww hell, it's panama city beach….

even if it is in the gulf, i'm throwing out flares, y'all! please come get us out this state!

11 TwinkerBelle March 25, 2011 at 11:32 am

Where in the world is this woman's hairline?!

12 Cher_Bear March 25, 2011 at 12:56 pm

No hairline, no common sense.? maybe the two ran away together

13 Folk March 25, 2011 at 11:46 am

That's what they get for putting mayo on a d@mned cheeze burger!

But Folk must give this disclaimer, As a proud southerner Folk must officially place pig poo on this type of behavior and officially declare that this is by no means a representation of how southerners treat employees of the great heart stopping establishment of Burger King.

14 Folk March 25, 2011 at 11:47 am

Folk got one question though, why didn't any one pull down her drawz? Why? Spring break right? Hell at least toss her some onion rings to lift the top right?

15 Tester70 March 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

*snatches Folk back into the corner* Who told you to leave?

16 Circa 1984 March 25, 2011 at 11:57 am

it's times like these when I pull the "I'm half white, I don't know these fools" card and walk away…

17 mr_cane2u March 25, 2011 at 11:58 am

a mohawk gone wwwwaaaayyy wrong!! That's why I ain't black no more. I'm Cybertron. Instead of calling the police, they shoulda called Big MAMA to whoop her mawn-key AZZ!!

18 That_Dude March 25, 2011 at 12:14 pm

She needs to be mad at the heffa or hair stylist that sold you half a track & told you it was the in thing now..

My Black card has been destroyed so much, that I'm just taking theirs…she's no longer one of us — gwan, git!

19 James_Cambridge March 25, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Wouldn't y'all be as angry as this chick if your head looked like that? I'm sending nothing but sympathy and love her way to make up for yesterdays ratchetness.

In other news, I didn't know Slaus played baseball…

<img src="http://oi50.tinypic.com/1pxu34.jpg"&gt;

20 letinstar March 25, 2011 at 12:30 pm

this is giving me all sorts of giggles…

21 Zuly March 25, 2011 at 12:35 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG I am laughing so hard at work. Good thing there's no one in the office right now.

22 TwinkerBelle March 25, 2011 at 12:37 pm

LMFAO @ the face plant…almost like he didn't even TRY to brace himself

23 James_Cambridge March 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Gravity took over. Nothing he could do.

24 CaspercutieSTL March 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Now you know that Slaus likes Popeyes.

25 letinstar March 25, 2011 at 12:29 pm

why is her clip on pony so far back on her head?

26 Cher_Bear March 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm

One day the government will start putting secret chips into newborn babies. My only hope is that this chip can serve a secondary purpose of preventing ignant azz people and teens from having babies.

27 James_Cambridge March 25, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Thank you for saying one of those things you are not supposed to say. You need a license to drive a fuggin' car, by proving you are competent enough to handle that car and you have to show you have insurance. In other words you have to prove you can physically and financially handle having a vehicle. But any fool can have a child and do what they want with it without having to prove you can financially and mentally take care of that child. Ridiculous!!! The weird thing is, scientifically we can do it. We can sterilize everyone at birth and once you are an adult and show that you are financially and mentally sound, that can be reversed. It will never happen tho…never.

Wow…this is the most serious conversation I've ever had here, LOL.

28 SnakeBitten_504 March 25, 2011 at 5:31 pm

Is that samuel jackson with hair?

Previous post:

Next post: