‘Toine whoops all up on project rapist. All day, Boo.

by Slaus is a Reading Azz Reader. on July 30, 2010

Forget calling Batman, call THATman if you want some shyt dealt with, because Antoine isn’t playing with you bytches not right now, not tomorrow, don’t try to schedule it for next week, not never bytch. What chu gonna do, boo, not nothing? That’s right gurl. Cuz Antoine is on it quicker than a douchebag in line for an Iphone, tell it. :: snap snap ::

I don’t even think the police are investigating shyt on this one, yall. Because after BooBoo gets his hair braided, that’s that ass, bytch. That’s that ass. What did he tell a bytch? ” We gone fiiiiind you.”
Bytch the power button must be lit, because it is ON!!
:: snap snap ::

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!

{ 52 comments }

1 letinstar July 30, 2010 at 6:12 am

i think i’m in love…

2 a_rhino July 30, 2010 at 10:57 pm: agreed!!!

3 LIL Chuck July 30, 2010 at 6:15 am

Its waayyy to early for this…..
“Twaun gonna beat that azzz

4 ulovejay July 30, 2010 at 8:12 am: already w/ the ‘toine avi?! ok HOMEBOY!

5 Lo Kei July 30, 2010 at 6:24 am

‘Toine gonna scratch them eyes out….

6 queensgirl July 30, 2010 at 6:39 am

Yo, I want Toine on my team..

HAPPY FRIDAY OHN FAM..

7 Lo-Keiacus July 30, 2010 at 7:10 am

Ok?!?!

He gon’ get up in that azz….

literally….

word.

8 F. Cornelius aka Dee Nizzle July 30, 2010 at 7:35 am

LO i bet toine would love your avi lol

9 Lo-Keiacus July 30, 2010 at 8:34 am: LOL!

Whatever…

(mean muggin you)

10 F. Cornelius aka Dee Nizzle July 30, 2010 at 6:54 am

:blink::blink: Did any body else notice that it took someone as “genuine” as ‘toine to say hide your husband? ijs….

11 illy is gonna hire Toine for security! July 30, 2010 at 8:55 am

YES. i heard that. hide your husband cause they raping errebawdy up in here!

really, boo?

12 Meme Mane July 30, 2010 at 8:58 am

Toine closed my casket and threw a shovel of dirt on me with that. Funny!

13 char July 30, 2010 at 9:56 am

yeah i caught the husband comment too…was Toine secretly saying ” oooo my turn my turn” and got mad and chased ole boy out??????

14 F. Cornelius aka Dee Nizzle July 30, 2010 at 10:04 am: I don’t think there is anything secret about toines authenticity

15 I Am Chocl8t July 30, 2010 at 7:15 am

I’m sooo glad you posted this…My soul died last night after watching this but not before I laughed my ass into tears.

And yes, Toine is as Authentic as they come.

16 DJ Fusion/FuseBox Radio July 30, 2010 at 7:22 am

Good for ‘Toine protecting his sister…but just wow at him & his ‘hood swishery… o_O

F** it

#TeamToine

17 Irritated Boi July 30, 2010 at 9:35 am: Hood swishery!
iDead!

Betchu he got long yellow fanga nails!

18 Bethlanai July 30, 2010 at 7:27 am

oh my GOD I am so glad no one is in my office right now…I got straight tears in my eyes…

19 Sugafree is the Bee Basher(thx Fubs) July 30, 2010 at 8:03 am

Watching it for the 3rd time… OH…MY…HEART!!!!

20 ulovejay July 30, 2010 at 8:15 am

‘Toine is the dude to have on your side when you make that dreadful trip to McDonalds.
He’ll snatch up ghetto girls and knock lil white babaies off of the counter!

21 Yitadee! July 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm: ..and grab a few Apple pies for that a$$ too!

22 Caramel (naturally twisted and coppertopped) July 30, 2010 at 8:32 am

I died off of this last night!!! Wooooo.

23 illy is gonna hire Toine for security! July 30, 2010 at 8:54 am

n---a. What?

24 Hex July 30, 2010 at 8:54 am

I take it this is his formal bandana, the one he only wears for special occasions like being on TV?

25 illy is gonna hire Toine for security! July 30, 2010 at 8:55 am: BWHAHAHAAHAH!
26 Bethlanai July 30, 2010 at 9:06 am: get out!!!

27 DanceMistress July 30, 2010 at 8:57 am

“WELLLSSSS!!!!!” LOLOLOL
Toine was serious wit it. Head scarf over big hair and all. “We oint need you to confess…… We gon’ find ya, Imma tell ya dat na”

And then Stamped it all with ” Na Run Tell Dat….HOMEBOY”

Dead and buried

28 QQ July 30, 2010 at 8:59 am

Once he said DEY RAPING PEOPLE i was DOA

29 Caspercutie July 30, 2010 at 9:31 am

‘Toine is ready to beat SOMEBODY’S ass.

Dead@ the power button must be lit, because it’s ON!

30 Tester 70 July 30, 2010 at 9:48 am

‘Toine wants someone to beat his ass wit a dack… he mad because dude didn’t come in HIS ROOM!

31 Smashworthy July 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm: LMAAAAOOOOOO!!!!

32 Marvy July 30, 2010 at 9:35 am

All that was missing was two snaps up. lol. And how the hell did the reporter and camera man not start laughing while filming this f--kery? I would have been one unprofessional azz that day because I couldn’t have held it back.

33 Tester 70 July 30, 2010 at 9:46 am: I wonder how many times the reporter had to practice before she could get through the whole story with a straight face!!!

I’m dun-da-dun-dun- duuuuuuunnnnn

34 QQ July 30, 2010 at 9:36 am

Antoine Looks like he serves a hot plate every day, but most importantly, How he gonna front like he wouldn’t have gladly tooted that up for the assailant?!?!?

…no wonder he couldn’t barely help his sister

35 DJ Fusion/FuseBox Radio July 30, 2010 at 9:41 am

Please go to the corner for saying ol’ boy looks like he serves a hot plate everyday *dead as J. Lo’s “singing” career*

36 QQ July 30, 2010 at 9:55 am: I KNOW you just went there for my sole benefit!.. i love you… but I also hate you

37 F. Cornelius aka Dee Nizzle July 30, 2010 at 9:56 am

you heard the man “we(meaning him) is going to fiiiind you.” meaning he liked what he saw and plans on persuing more in the future.

38 illy is gonna hire Toine for security! July 30, 2010 at 10:16 am: *wheels in the iron lung*

*hooks self up*

*commences to guffawing*

39 deltagirl2 July 30, 2010 at 9:59 am

Dear Alabama,

Please stop disgracing me. Tis all.

Former resident,
DG2
*hangs head in shame*

40 qdeep July 30, 2010 at 10:36 am

I’m mad toine got on a kerchief and a mouth that look like somebody been playing horseshoes with his teeth. I bet his dentist gets hazordous duty pay

41 CheWithBlingOn July 30, 2010 at 10:39 am

wasn’t expecting the sassyness.

42 Hova1914 July 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm

there’s a second interview, for anyone who hasnt seen it. has the sister describing the attempted rape and everything. equally as funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOroFwRo26U

43 Yitadee! July 30, 2010 at 7:45 pm: I died just a little in the eye and ear area, my mouth is silently whispering a prayer **singing** come by here my lord, come by heeerree

44 Eman July 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm

‘Bama: HAS been country, STILL is country and ALWAYS WILL always be country!

45 Smashworthy July 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm

DEAD AND GONE

‘Toine is the reason you should beat your son at the first sign of swishery! *SMDH*

46 kajani500 July 30, 2010 at 2:38 pm

But why did his name really have to be ‘Toine though?? I’m saying…can’t I get a f--kery break and have hime be named something like Todd or Mike? Why’s it gotta be ‘Toine telling folks to “hide errrbody cuz they raping people!”

I imagine them finding this dude on a corner…I see a bunch of windmilling, hair pulling, & “Bytch, you BET NOT!!”

47 That Dude Formerly Known as SMH July 30, 2010 at 9:43 pm: OMG, iHateU for that imagery!! DEAD

48 1hunid July 30, 2010 at 2:44 pm

“Wellll, Obviously we have a rapist in the projectsss!!”

Bwuhahahahaha!!! Did he do two snaps and a swirl anywhere in there?

49 Yitadee! July 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm

The news station JUMPED. RAN, and BOOKED it down to the projects for this story! Shii.. I bet they have a collective of “ignant mofos in front of the camera” compalation that pull out just for holiday parties and birthdays!

50 Tha DarkCyde July 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm