Happy Birthday Kit and D’Mario!!

Happy birthday to two of my favourite ass favourite ass people and staffers: Kit and my bro D’Mario!!!!!!!

Thia lil ol half-height tiny and tatted lil pretty ganchy ganch is my lil Boo-Boo. Always talking some shyt on the daily but it’s ok because all I need to do is clean the litter in her habitrail, change the water and give her the good pellet food, and she will just be on her lil marry ass way. Running all day in her lil plastic ball n shyt.

Hell I can remember taking her to get her first deluxe apartment over at Petco n shyt. It was such a big deal! Everyone had a party while we set up her new crib in the corner n shyt, watching her run all up the tubes till she needed a lil drinky drink form her water bottle . Man those were the days.

Now my baby is growing up and doing her own lil zhuzhu thang. Happy Birthday!!!

And to this bytch here.. My ace , my brotha from another mother n ish. I love this punk, maaaan. Even if he stole all my ex girlfriends by sending them pictures of his jibby ass dack, I still got nothing but love for my homey here.

Ol punk ass singing ass singer n shyt.

Why this fool hasn’t gotten his own band together yet, I have NO idea, but it’s a damn shame ass shame that this fool isnt singing on records yet. But it’s prolly for the best, because then he’d have to take me with him while he tours n shyt, and nothing good would come out of it.

Ol ringtailed, coon donkey.

But that’s my brohomey right there. Love ya, bytch!!