Dude, Laurence.. your daughter is about to star in a porno?? REALLY DUDE??? OWWWWWW BLACK FATHER FAIL!!!!
FAIL… FAIL.. FAIL.
Look dude, your main job as a father is to keep your daughter away from hoe-s--t. And I’m not talking about the fact she might have sloppy topped 5 dacks in a 2 day period. That’s just basic-bytch shyt. I’m talking about pure unadulterated hoe-shyt.
Some of you might be thinking about the stripper pole.
Nope. That isn’t even all that bad really. She would just be shaking her ass and collecting dollars. Long as she isn’t slobbin knob in the champagne room, you are good.
But this shyt here? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOW OF FAIL!
If ever your daughter’s mind formulates a plan that involves being skewered in a rotisserie chicken type move involving dacks and it’s being filmed? Dude you fail.
HOW THE f--g DOES FURIOUS STYLES end up with a daughter dabbing on dack on film!! Wasn’t he the cool ass daddy that said: ” Put the mothef--gin gun DOWN tre!!”
Dude, you were MORPHEUS! You saved the whole world and brought down the Matrix!! You can’t keep a cameraman out of your daughter’s anus?
Awwww man.
I guess sometimes it doesn’t matter how good your parents are.. a simple bytch will be a simple bytch…
Man ….. What would Cowboy Curtis say?
Oh..but i will be watching it though…. Don’t Judge Me! It aint MY daughter.
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LMAO @ that last line…..but epic fail on his part and to think…he was just gettin’ back on my good side for that small role in Predators….smh, man, can ANYBODY do right??
This is ALMOST as bad as what Morgan Freeman did…like I said: ALMOST!
THAT is just a rachet mess!
Aw Morpheus.
The Matrix has you.
And your daughter bucked nekkid on film.
If he takes the blue pill, will the story end? Or should he take the red pill and see just how deep his daughter’s rabbit hole goes?
*ponders*
I h8 you so much right now !! **Kelis scream**
So none of yall gon’ say it huh?
Fa Real?
Ok…f--g yall then.
I’ll say it.
Look at his daughter. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE LARRY!
Man I COULD NOT f--g HER! It would be like fvcking Larry…
nawl….
daps…
Finally! Somegatdambody you wont lay the dack to. There is a God!
been keeping track huh?
That’s one Event Horizon I did not need to see.
Larry F needs to stick a plug in her neck and send her ass to the Matrix. The hell kinda shyt is this. I can see him being interviewed on TMZ ” Larry, how do you feel about your daughter swallowing buckets of dack throw-up? What tips can you give her a far as being an Actress when the jibby isnt good to her?” lol. Poor man. Eternal Fail
It’s not his fautl his daughter wanna be a porn “star” for all we know, he raised his daughter the correct way and she’s just acting out, or going through a phase!
Let’s not place the blame on him, she does have a brain after all…..
sidenote: i cant wait to watch this, her breast looked extra delictable
did this hoe just say “i have a lot of ‘at home’ experience, so i’m pretty comfortable in front of the camera”???? woooooooow!
yeah….she got a sideeye for that one.
We know she has a brain and she’s gonna be givin it up during every job. Just sloppytoppin erebody
Corner, post haste
she looks like a black Julia Stiles
…wonder if her movies are about sex with white guys
“she looks like a black Julia Stiles”
For real. O_O
yep…
1. knock my wife up with a daughter
STATUS: in progress
2. renew gun license
STATUS: to be completed after #1
3. teach her in the ways of Jesus while living it
STATUS: to be in progress after #1 and #2
FATHERHOOD WIN!
QQQQQQ hey Quon!!! And on Larry’s daughter..umm what the hale is ya’ll doing at home?
*grinds on Val when the church folk not lookin*
Da Booty Matrix
Hood Boyz In My Daughter
Deep Cover In Dat Ass
Booty Predators
Biker Boobs
CSI Special Victims Booties
21 n---az At The Same Time
What’s Love Got To With Her Butt
Akeela And The Butt Plug
Cornbread Earl And Her And A Gallon Of KY
Y’all know I can do this forever right……
lmfao hahaha u aint shyt. whats love got to do with her butt… wow
*falls owf earf*
*murked*
Akeelah and the Butt Plug omg
Im callin on Jesus!
ok Q… get out… I am seriously cracking the hell up.
ur banned from the internet
lmbooo
lmfao get thee the to hell
I’m just saying, the possibilities are endless. Just think about it her sucking d--k matrix style and dodging the nut like when neyo dodged the bullets. Classic just waiting to be made!
You forgot School Dack with her getting smashed by a lil’, ashy, gremlin-lookin’ dude.
Out! O-W-T, out!
What the Cornbread Earl and me Phuck is this???? Interviewing at Chick-fil-a about porn? Did anyone listen to the background music? Life in a Northern Town?
REALLY???
AND…. both they beige asses need to comb they damn hair!!!
There is so much fail going on here I can’t even deal with it.
That’s just sad.
On the other hand, he has a very young daughter with Gina Torres. He may have failed with this one, but he has a second chance with the little girl.
I had to find a silver lining somewhere, folks.
Yep, and a semen filled cloud next to it.
Hold on, and today is Laurence Fishbourne’s birthday. That is so messed up. I know that can’t be a coincidence this is coming out today
Y’all missed the part where she said that Kim Hodashian got famous from a sex tape and so she’d like to try it too. *blank stare* I still say she looks like a masculine Strawberry Shortcake doll. Seriously, who wants to watch Larry Fishburne’s clone w/weave get it in? Just all kindsa eeww.
I’ve yet to watch that video, but just the idea of her saying that tells me all I need to know about the type of chick we’re discussing. The only question is whether to call her Basic or Beyond Basic.
How dreadful….what can I say…this chick looks to Kim kardassian as someone to aspire to….there’s a disconnect somewhere.
Double Amen
So we all just gonna ignore Steroid Stan beside her wearing all his porn earnings huh?
he do look like a black version of ron jeremey old ass
Brian Pumper
All she needs to do is star in Asspocalypse Now to complete the circle….
I dont know..Male porn stars have some ‘Mommy issues’ or self hatred brewing in them somewhere too?
naaaah, they just want to get paid to dig out the dug out with the dack. And use that to get MORE chicks.
Can’t even blame the man for his daughters actions….For all we know this man could have done everything in his power & know-how to lead this child down the right path. Now being that she is “legal” there is not much he can do to stop her, except Beat the Tar Sh*t out of her, drag her azz back home & lock her in the basement until she come to her senses, however, even though that’s a plan, there are repercussion to face like:
Assault & Battery
Kidnapping
False Imprisonment, etc…….
It’s just sad that she is throwing her young life away……….
u know what i’d rather have happen to me than have my boys and the media clown me for my daughter suckin wankys on film?
Assault & Battery
Kidnapping
False Imprisonment, etc…….
#iaintsayin #imjustsayin
I totally agree wit cha, however, I wouldn’t being doing because of the being clowned ……I would be doing out the love that I have for my children, and the fact her their success in life means everything to me….
My question is, those that are coming down on him for his daughters actions, do ya’ll say the same thing about Pinky’s dad? IJS. She’s grown, & he can’t control what she does.
If your daughter views swallowing Dack snot on film as a viable living..
Yes… the father has failed.
After a certain point in time, your kids are going to do what they want to do, no matter how well you raise them. Prime example, my moms and pops are from the old south. Where if they even think u breathe the wrong way “Payow” all up in the grill. I’ve gone on to get my masters, while my brother turned out to be an ignorant a$$hole doing coonish things. There’s only so much you can put on the parents.
And if the Parents can get credit for their kid’s successes.. they can take some of the credit for the failures also.
Gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. My parents raised us the right way. My brother did/does the things that he did/does not b/c of any failure on our parents parts, but b/c those are the things he chooses to do.
yup. Much respect though
Ol boy look like a busted down Marcus Houston. Look real close.
Rather not, thanks. I was blinded by all the ‘ice’ he’s wearing tryna be…idk…ugh. Like Zuly said, all types of fail…
She chesty though…IJS
It’s kinda sad.. “Chippie Dee” is actually very cute.
this is all off subject and will make me sound like a fatt but idgad! lol
tell me why their in a subway restaurant interviewing??? ….. 0.o….
i wish i could’ve seen l.burns reaction when she broke it to him… omg *DEATH*
Can someone please tell me why? I really would like to know why.
I’m amazed at how much jewelry this cat has on. Like…I didn’t know pornstars get it in on the ice tip like that.
Soundin like extra percussion.
[Also,] I’ma watch that video.
You can’t put the whole blame on him. Where was her mother?…He is a celebrated actor. Leave the man alone… I’m sure the shame must be unbearable for him…
aint.
Hoookay… This here gal has far surpassed Basic bytch & DP’ed her way right on over to remedial. What in THE world happened to this child for her to think that shock porn is a good career choice? Abuse? Drugs? Lack of hugs? What!?
Morpheus, man put them pills down & get your daughter.
None of us know how he really is. maybe he was never there for her. just because we see them in a pic together dont mean he spent any time with her or helped rear her . From the pic they both look irritated as hayle. I usually think about any person thats in a porno’s parents. What do ANY of them think? That hs got to be a friggin punch in the gut for any parent whether they raised the kid or not.
ok HOLD ON, I just watched this bullshyt. First and Foremost who da hell is this Brian Pumper dude? Listening to him talk make my blood pressure shoot up. ugh. I hate him.
Secondly….did ya’ll hear this hussy? “the first time is really nerve racking, but I have alot of at-home experience…” ummm she sounds like ole Daddy Fishburne was bangin her…IMO. How old is she?
Her damn daddy got money and I am sure she was sent to the best schools. and this is the best her simple ass could come up with for her life?!?!?! Polytickin with Brian Pumper and J PIPES!!! just for this broad imma step over the crackheads and go to the 125th and hit up Mr. African Bootleg Man and cop this BS.
and what the Fcuk is good with the Lion King music playing in da background?!?!?!?!
How old is she?
NINETEEN….yes NINETEEN barely legal and dumb as a box of used condoms for believeing KK is a better role model than her father! IJS
she’s 19. legal ti f--k but not drink.
i could understand the uproar if she were 14. *cough* R. Kelly *cough*
i dont see how this is the parents fault. she wants ‘kim kardashian celeb status’ and believes that sucking d--k will get her there. she COULD use her dad’s name/work her way up and be a successful black actress. she could be HUGE, but of course she’s going about it the wrong way.
point is- regardless of anything my parents told me, i still went out and did whatever the eff i wanted when i moved out. upbringing never had anything to do with my decisions. while i dont want to be a porn star, ive done plenty s--t my parents would disaprove of. simply cause i wanted to.
……………..aiiiiight.
:: muhammad ali face ::
in case yall didn’t know, i was totally being ignant azz facetious.
People are gonna be who the heck they are gonna be regardless of the parents influence ass influence.
imma fight you.
He looks like an Ommpa Loompa
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