Woman has the freakiest road rage ever….

by Slaus is a Reading Azz Reader. on July 29, 2010

in FAIL, Florida Got Problems

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (970 WFLA) – A woman suffered a severely strange case of road rage while driving on the St. Petersburg side of the Howard Frankland Bridge, that she took off her top.

This all happened around 4 p.m. Tuesday. The lady got out of her car, jumped on top of the other car’s hood, and started flashing the driver.

When authorities arrived, the topless woman ran into traffic to avoid getting arrested.

Emergency crews were on scene for about an hour, and the woman was taken into custody.

The right northbound lane was blocked for some time following the incident. [source]

Well damn, I’m gonna start cutting people off more often then! Make a heffa show you her angry boobs and jump up and down. Hell for that type of performance i feel like they should have tipped her ass a few dollars.

What’s the worst case of roadrage you’ve ever had?

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!
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{ 17 comments }

1 Trinideña is tryna keep curiosity from killing her cat... July 29, 2010 at 10:53 am

Some tweakers stole my purse off a park bench so I high speed chased them (in a car) for two miles and ran them off the road into a light pole, walked over took my damn purse back and fled the scene… ‘course, I was high…

2 ulovejay July 29, 2010 at 11:30 am

of course you were trini! lol, isn’t that when the best and worst things happen to us!

3 Folk loves legs! July 29, 2010 at 10:56 am

Is that what happens when you piss a woman driver off? you get a free tidday window wash flash?

::runs to car::

4 Folk loves legs! July 29, 2010 at 10:58 am

Oh… I was suppose to answer the question.

Folk once was involved in a 20 mile multiple exchange of “the finger” exchange with a NJ driver once.

5 shtzskia July 29, 2010 at 11:32 am

don’t you know this happened about 5 miles from my house? i’m currently taking up a collection to get me the HELL OUTTA FL!

6 Fineazell1 July 29, 2010 at 11:34 am

No video, no care….

7 DR.FUNK July 29, 2010 at 11:40 am

Back when Miami was basically Dodge City – I cut off this arrogant rich Jewish kid in his brand new Acura NSX .He pulls up next to me at the traffic signal.Rolls his window down to reveal this impossibly hot and giggly “shiksa” babe…aaaaand he’s waving a nickel plated .38. Lotta mofos were gettin’ capped ass capped at traffic signals in broad daylight back then.I began to wonder in a split second why I would obey a traffic signal at 3.am.I had this classic BMW 2002 back then.A sporty car…but by no means capable of pulling away from the very latest in Japanese technology.Went for it anyway.Ran the light & hit the I-95 on-ramp like a bat outta’ hell.He’s not done with me.(figures) My five second lead was ERASED liked it never happened.I see him in the rearview closing like a jet fighter.I got it to the floor…but he pulls up alongside me as if I’m parked.He’s got that maniacal “coke demon” look on his face.She’s still laughing uncontrollably.He takes aim a coupla’ times…but I either slam brakes- or hit gas-or weave lanes.All this time – I’m thinking :”Where tha’ fvck is FHP when you reeeeaalllly need ‘em !?!” He never pulls the trigger.Probably would’nt have…but that’s not something you wanna gamble on back then.The whole sequence probably lasted 2-3 mins. I guess his rage subsided because he did’nt follow me off the exit ramp.

8 RazzleDazzle July 29, 2010 at 11:55 am

Well damn. That had me on the edge of my seat. I don’t make eye contact with angry drivers…I wanna live.

9 Lo Kei July 29, 2010 at 11:53 am

Woman cut me off then flipped me off…

I pulled along side her

She mean mugged me

I opened my window and laid my dack out it..

We dated for about 3 mos after that.

o.o

10 Hova1914 July 29, 2010 at 12:08 pm

*dead*

11 Kisa July 29, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Lol….Hey Lo

12 That Chick July 30, 2010 at 3:03 pm

of course you did…. LMAO

13 DJ BLAKOUT July 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Well, it is St. Pete!

14 Jonesey July 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm

Freeway, middle of the night on my way to the club, rather low traffic. I’m on the fast lane overtaking a truck in our old VW Golf. So this shmuck in an Audi speeds up from behind, gets so close I think he wants a ride in my trunk, starts flashing lights and indicating left. I finish overtaking the truck, switch to the right. Audi-guy passes me buy, making gestures and obviously screaming and ranting. Sooo I hit the gas a little bit. My car was old, mind you, buuut it sorta had a little extra under that old hood. I keep up with the Audi. Since there’s virtually no traffic, I stick on his right side, just peacefully driving along, watching dude get madder and madder. So, after a few solid minutes at the speed limit, dude can’t take it anymore and floors it.
I stayed at the speed limit and had a good giggle because I knew the route and and the locations of the speed traps very well… guess he didn’t, unfortunately.
Fun times.

15 Tester 70 July 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Sitting in standstill traffic on I-40 W, my 4-80 wasn’t working so I was hot as HELL. Finally we pass the accident and this smoking ass smoker broad in front of me starts moving about 30… I’m flowing with her waiting for my chance to pass her so I can get some smoke-free breezes. This heaux flicks her butt out of her sunroof, it bounced off my hood and came in my sunroof! Burned the shyt out of my arm. I finally got beside her and proceeded to call her all kindza b---hes!! She speeds off LAUGHING!!!

iFollowed that pale broad for 15 miles, I never ran up on her…didn’t flip her off any more just followed….I saw her on her cell phone and sure enough I got pulled over by 6 cops. They asked me what I was doing, where I was going made a big ass production out of it. After they detained me long enough for her to get away. I turned my ass around went to the Dr. for my burns and went to see my attorney the next day. None of them realized I had filmed the whole damn thing AND I had the butt with her DNA all over it. Long to short I put a civil suit on her ass and won, bet she won’t flick another ciggarette

BEEEYATCH!!!

16 That Dude Formerly Known as SMH July 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm

I Flove you! Cuz u dat b*tch (in the nicest possible way)!! :-)

But I ain’t ever nan never getting on your bad side…IJS

Marry me? lol

17 Caramel (naturally twisted and coppertopped) July 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Usually, it’s the Warden who’s seconds away from doing something that will require bail. IJS.

However, this one guy got mad because we passed him and tried to get on the shoulder to pass us… he couldn’t outrun the Expedition, but kept trying… until his stupid ass ran out of shoulder and had to swerve into gravel/dirt to avoid hitting a metal guardrail.

Idiot… we laughed.

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