I love you lil ratchet-head hookers so much, that today I’m gonna give you TWO example of all out f--gary. That’s the amount of looooove I have for you guys.
…and the fact that I’ve got ish to do and don’t feel like bloggin ass bloggin today.
First of all, the fact that this chick’s tiddys look like the misadventures of Flapjacks, is not even the funniest part of the whole thing. But it’s the brown chick’s face on the left of the screen as she looks at this heffa. If that isn’t a pure not from concentrate-ass “This Bytch” stare,, I don’t know what it. I really don’t.
But I’m not done, no no no…..
WHy do her inner thighs look like they got burnt up on reentry into the atmosphere? ANd how much girdling does she think that girdle is gonna girdle?
I don’t even know. But.. amuse yourselves with this one, hookers.
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The saggy woman in the first photo makes me appreciate my small girls, and a well-fitted Maidenform bra.
This flapjacked tiddy woman looks like she ironed her shirt on her body along wit her titties…
This second one tiddies so stuffed in this “corset”, they done ate her neck…
As far as her thighs, b---h like she been makin fires…..
yeah the first pic. i know mommy boobies when i see em…
the second pic, why does she look like she’s either playing the hokey pokey or she’s part of king herod’s court from jesus christ superstar?
Don’t insult mommy boobies. I GOT mommy boobies and they don’t look NOTHIN’ like that. The girls are where they used to be…..but, dag, they’re not layin’ down by my navel either…..BLECH!
….AREN’T where they used to be……
They may well be mummy boobies, but no woman should go out wearing only a cummerbund……
lol that was supposed to be my nice thing. it didn’t come out right though
but i got em too. i’ll miss the perky perkies T_T i didn’t want to comment on the fact…nope he said say something nice LOL!
Ummmmmmmmmmm First chicks necklace is really happy it escaped the Valley of the Flapjack Tiddies in one piece?
Second chick: her corset is doing a very admirable job of keeping all her fat meat in one place.
*whispers* You just know if something pops, she’s gon look like a busted can of biscuits
Girlfriend in the first picture’s “This Bytch” face is life.
“busted can of biscuits?” iCan’t stand you! LOL
them tiddies need a jumper cable
iCried
or a bike pump?
Nast…. Trini….bowf uh ya’ll juss ain’t right…..
LMAO
those tits are waaaaaaaaaay down there…. Not a good place for tits at all.
Pic 1: You are only supposed to raise your hands if you are “sure”. You don’t look “sure”… you don’t look “certain”… I see definite “doubt”.
Go back – try it again. And take those strawberry pancakes with you.
Pic 2: It’s supposed to be “Steppin’ Out” not “Bustin’ Loose”. You may retire.
*hands in the air crackin up!*
iquit!
*def by firing squad*
see you in hail bishes!!
*Opens bus door*
No Trini, how many times I gotta tell you we don’t sell transfers on this bus! It’s a straight shot to your final destination…keep it moving.
*Pneumatic door hiss*
Next stop LoKei’s post…
“…And take those strawberry pancakes with you.”
Officially ruined strawberry pancakes for the dude. Thanks.
In the first pic why the girl (behind the b---h wit the raggedy tits) look like she getn fingered by ole boy?
And why is the b---h in the 2nd pic standn like that?
Im so sick of black people today, i am seriously thinkn about goin Micheal Jackson on yall asses for real!
If you quit… you’ll be messin’ up the ratio of black people to nyggas…
::sings::
“Please don’t go girllll – it would ruin my whole worrrrrrld.”
Sorry Trin but afta 2day i just cant wit the whole ckeckn the black box thang no more
Only thing nice I can say about the first heffatard is…..I gots nothin…and the second one…..did she wear Spanx to the club and thought it was an outfit??? Guh….*goes to wait in the “aintshyt” line, ticket in hand*
And how much girdling does she think that girdle is gonna girdle?
*SCREAMS*
I have been saying this all day!! Good question.. good question.
Only thing nice I can say about the first heffatard is…..I gots nothin…and the second one…..did she wear Spanx to the club and thought it was an outfit??? Guh….*goes to wait in the “aintshyt” line, ticket in hand*
2nd Pic first! She look like a broke cat woman that would kick those purple heels in a mofos chest and ride him like she stole him (which she possibly did)
*tire screech…Pneumatic door hiss*
Get in here Folk…
*Pneumatic door hiss*
Are you sure that’s a door making that noise…?
::Runs. Fast (ish).::
LOL!
I bet that boobie tattoo on chick in the first pic started out on her neck 10 years ago…
-dead-
-just dead azz dead-
See this what I get for not readin the post we done said the same shyt, see I aint only one that seen that
HA! It’s alright Scuba
*bootyrub*
CORNER!! lmfao
DEAD!!
1st Pic At least her tiddays match her fo’head. IJS.
*gulp*
O.o
damn her titties have the same oblong shape as her head! and the second one look like somebody stuff 20 lbs of s--t in a 5 lb bag
The more I stare at pic#1, (in amazement of course), the more I appreciate my lil “B” cups………… &
The more I Stare at pic #2 (in amazement of course), the more I appreciate (Newton Homeoathics- Appetite Craving Control) and my Schwinn Elliptical…..
OMGEE!
I bet that tat on the first chick started on her neck
thats not a tat, thats the stamp the USDA puts on rejected meat. she got them mad cow titties!
*Pneumatic door hiss*
Two for one…
So where is the stamp for the other chick, some one need to be fired for this shyt
the other chick look like a hip hop pig in a blanket, she look like a pregnant number 8 with legs, she look like an overfed black Carrot Top, she look like she been putting put kitchen fires between her legs, she look like the stay puff mashmellow ho! …. wait a min we were supposed to say something nice right. im still working on that
*Laughing…too hard….can’t breeve….reaching for inhaler*
*tire screech*
*crumpling metal, and broken windows*
… NOW WHO GONNA PAY FOR THIS???
DEAD!!
:: dead ass dead::
dead as hell!
1st pic, putting a tatoo on flapjack breasts just seems sad. Her skin tone is very even.
2nd pic, All I can say is her shoes and bag kinda go together.
f--g ALLA Y’ALL!
*slams door*
2nd pic looks like she pops popcorn between her legs! between that and the flapjacks i’m getting hungry!
Her breasts were talking to her arms like “you go thisaway, we’ll go thataway!”
Are those areolas peeking out of the top??? EWWW flat titts with big nips??
Looks like the only way she could hold the top up is if she had a bra on… ladies you know you need a bra when your tits touch your belt buckle! ijs
lol them s--ts look like ping pong paddles with a busted ball stuck to em
side note dont she favor one of the goons from popeye http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/45245_97087_2.jpg
oh my she does!!!
:: Throws QDeep straight down a sinkhole ::
Yall aint bout sh!t…yet I keep coming back for more. *hangs head* I need help. I know this isnt right. *deep breath* I need the first chick to wrap her titties around her neck and hang herself from the nearest tree. The second chick. Im mad that she was actually willing to take the picture knowing damn well her inner thighs match the outfit she’s wearing.
*wince*
*hangs head out of ambulance window and yells*
IHATECHU… just you wait till I get a new bus i’m pickin your ass up FIRST!!!
Pic 2 – she looks like she’s about to pyss on the photographer……
Y y’all aint mention how ol gurls toes is hanging over her shoe tips in the 2nd pic. I bet she has good traction if she got to run up out the spot tho. As for something nice…hmmmm… I would rock the shoes and clutch from the 2nd pic. The first girl is nice and aerodynamic, I bet she can swim real fast
Why does first chick’s chest look like it has a runny nose and her armpits have a 5 o’clock shadow?
Why does 2nd chick have on some ankle supporters like she’s finna go to a kickboxing class? Why do her legs look like old velvet? Why does that corset look like it’s gasping for air?
So many ain’t shyt questions, and there’s an ain’t shyt answer for all of em.
Now why that woman’s tiddies in the first picture immediately make me think of this painting:
http://abacus.gene.ucl.ac.uk/jessica/images/dali.jpg
atleast MY tiddies don’t look like this…which is very nice…for me…
….prove it
OH SNAP!!! you can see the thigh burns on darth vader’s BIG cousin inner thighs…….this bring me back to a very important lesson slaus gave the other day……Cause they make it in size 16 don’t mean you should wear it in said size.
something nice…
momma in the first picture is having a rockin ass time and not home with her kids
girlfriend in the second picture doesn’t need to waste money on turtleneck sweaters
Um… the first pic, that chicks boobs look like rowing paddles. She can row her own canoe with them suckers.
And I see Smokie the Bear has a little sister in the second pic.
Only you can prevent forest fires–use my inner thighs!
All y’all clowning, but as soon as the mole Men come around and try to take over the earth again everyone is gonna be calling for the superhero, Black Thighya to save the day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
oooooooWEEEEEE!!!
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