False rape claim over bad sex

by OHN Staff on February 3, 2010

in Just Ignant

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Cops: Tennessee women solicited cigarettes in exchange for liaison

JANUARY 28–Two Tennessee women who accused a man of rape have admitted to cops that they had consensually agreed to sex with him in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. One woman told investigators that the duo filed a phony police report because they “didn’t enjoy the sex,” according to cops. Jessica Kathleen Alexander, 18, and Tammy Nicole Ortega, 29, were arrested today for filing a false police report. Alexander, top, and Ortega are pictured below in mug shots taken by the Washington County Sheriff’s Office. The women had originally claimed that they had been assaulted last night by two men outside a Telford home, according to criminal complaints. But Alexander and Ortega subsequently confessed to having a consensual encounter with a man they had met on a telephone chat line (and who agreed to their sex-for-cigarettes proposition). After recanting the rape claim, Alexander told cops that they accused the man “because they didn’t enjoy the sex,” according to a sheriff’s news release. Both women are being held in the county lockup in advance of their scheduled arraignment tomorrow morning in Jonesborough Session Court. Police have not identified the accused man, who still could be charged with solicitation in connection with the sex-for-cigarettes arrangement.[source]

LOOK AT THESE HEFFAS!! These ganches have the nerve to talk about how the sex wasn’t any good, when they themselves look like some gatdamn Dino-bots n shyt!! Maaaaan STFU, fo real LOL. How the fugg is a bytch gonna have a moustache talking about the sex wasn’t good. SHiiiiiit who the hell could be excited and virile when they are thrusting up into THAT ish. Heffa is looking like aunt bunnie n shyt. Goonie goo-goo mufugga. Goonie Goo-goo!

Don’t even get me started on that no lip, tiny mouth-ass heffa up top.  Looking like Terrence n Phillips n shyt.  I still don’t get how fat faced people can have little mouthes. Aint like you can stuff your face, with a lil tiny -ass anime mouth gat dammit, it makes no sense!

Shiiiiiiiit!

We’ve got a saying in the IT world: garbage in, Garbage out. How the fugg are you gonna expect someone to give you the good-good when you look like ugh ugh.

Some ol booolshyt.

LAtecia aint shyt for sending this in.

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!
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{ 12 comments }

1 Ker February 3, 2010 at 10:53 am

LO F’ing L @ Fat face people with tiny mouths…You a damn fool dude.
What I’m trippin on is how bad does your good stuff have to be, to only be worth a pack of Ports…LOL

2 SunnieDee February 3, 2010 at 10:56 am

sex-for-”cigarettes”…riiiiiight…

An 18 year old and a 29 year old hoing it out together for a pack of cigarettes? Are they that expensive nowadays?

3 letinstar February 4, 2010 at 4:51 am

how much is pack a ciggies ? i think the dude who paid for sex with these pigs with ciggies got ripped off…

4 f--k.a.slim.jim February 4, 2010 at 4:56 am

no.

5 Irritated Boi February 4, 2010 at 5:50 am

EFF you for bringing up Aunt Bunny and goonie goo goo!
Yous a fool!
and a telephone chat line? Betchu the dude thought he was getting some of those chicks from the commercials in some silky low cut lingerie. Instead he got two beasties in sweatpants with grease stains.

but if you phuck a broad you met on the phone, betchu wearing your Styxx tshirt from the orginal concert.

6 Caspercutie February 4, 2010 at 5:56 am

A telephone chat line? They still exist? It’s sad they didn’t ask for two whole cartons, then maybe it wouldn’t have mattered if the sex was bad. I’m just sayin’.

7 Aunt Donna February 4, 2010 at 6:28 am

These women are ONLY 18 and 29??? FOR SERIOUS?!!!

8 Fubsy Ol'Crumpet Eating Ass Numbles February 4, 2010 at 8:32 am

There is nooooooo way on earth you’d catch me within a thousand supermarket queues of these – I’m not even sure they are – ladies…..

For a pack of fags? Damn, they shoulda been paying the poor chump who rode them. Makes me feel a tad queasy just thinking ’bout it…….

9 jazz February 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm

“Fat face people with tiny mouths” LOL! WOOOOOOO I swear I was just mad at this pure f--kery… then I read that shit! LOL!!!

But damn, sex for cigs? Shit… how much does a pack of freakin’ smokes cost?

10 deprogrammed, luvin the fact we're all back February 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm

@irritated, the original concert?
::wakes up on floor::
you are sooooo correct on every point.

11 P.A. February 5, 2010 at 2:53 am

I hope they get YEARS for trying to pull that shit off. Who would rape Wormtongue and the Orc? f--kin bullshit dude.

12 Yourfriminimyapyap February 4, 2010 at 11:56 pm

These yatches look like they smell like Tuna and Menthols and spray themselves in designer knock off perfume

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