A CABINET-MAKER has been ordered to destroy his skimpy work shorts after exposing himself to eight women while performing renovations on their kitchens, a court has been told.
Mark Stephen Owen, 50, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane Magistrates Court today to 12 counts of performing indecent acts at various Brisbane homes between 1999 and 2008.
Prosecutor Lewis Shillito told the court Owen wore skimpy shorts or stripped down to his underwear while he worked, allowing what the women described as an “extremely large” penis to poke out from the fabric.
The court was told Owen would also masturbate in front of the women, aged between 45 and 83, and rub cream onto his exposed genitals while complaining of a rash.
Mr Shillito said Owen’s actions made the women feel uncomfortable but that all allowed him to finish the renovations.
Only one woman initially reported Owen to the police but more came forward after police made a public appeal for help.
Owen, from Victoria Point, was given a nine-month jail term for the offences but was released immediately on probation for three years.
He was also fined $1000 after pleading guilty to two counts of possessing child abuse computer games.
Magistrate Noel Nunan ordered Owen’s work shorts, which were seized by police, be destroyed.
He also refused Owen’s request for the return of penis rings he had worn to work to enlarge his genitals [source]
Hey, I’ve got your back Mark Owen, and I’m not even mad at you homey. As a man you are supposed to use every bit of weaponry at your disposal in order to get the booty ass booty. Hell, women do it all the time right? Buuuut at the same time dude, you aren’t supposed to be up on a ladder talking about: ” Hey can you get that hammer down there for me?” THen when a heffa looks up, she has all types of just d--k in her face. That’s not even right, man. Not even.
I’m not mad at you though.
But you can’t just be on the job and allow your jibby to just enter someone’s airspace without permission n shyt.
Just unsavoury.
Much love to our fam over at TabloidProdigy for sharing this with us.
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“He was also fined $1000 after pleading guilty to two counts of possessing child abuse computer games.” You’ve got his back, huh?
Anyways, some women would find this a kind of abuse, so this numbnut deserves whatever….
Also, seems to me the release into probation was misguided, as he requested the return of the rings, which doesn’t exactly suggest he’s learnt the error of his ways….
‘just unsavoury’ says it all…
This guy must’ve been very unattractive. If he were like say, some hot celebrity or model type guy, he may have gotten away with all that. I feel you on some of what you’re saying Slaus. Well except the child abuse thing, that’s just sick.
“Mr Shillito said Owen’s actions made the women feel uncomfortable but that all allowed him to finish the renovations.”
No one picked on it huh? lol… the fact that even after doing it.. the women were like.. “Ummmm that’s disgusting..you should be ashamed ..put that away… umm… but you can fininsh the job though…”
LMAO
iRefuse to think about old wrinkly balls!
I ain’t gon lie…………..if I had a big huge ass d--k I’ll flaunt it too…………a lil differently but i’ll do it………….but thats just me
I don’t even know what a child abuse video game is. Honestly, that s--t sounds like good wholesome fun…..and therapeutic. Let’s say you are at the mall, and some bad ass teens, running around in some ho fit jeans are doing the Jerk in the middle of the food court, bump into you, make you drop a Chik-Fil-A nugget. Instead of f--gin said teen up, you just go home, sit down at the P.C. and get you in an hour or so of “Whoop a Teen 3: Straightening out them lil sumb---hes”.
Matter of fact….where can I get a copy?
Yeah, I’m with COD.
I’d be tight pantsing it like ol boy from “Superbad”.
loser!
“…aged between 45 and 83…”
you know nana (and nana’s nana) didn’t need to see all that… and he didn’t show it to 19 yr. old Shanaynay, cause he knew she’d be ROFL at his delusions of grandeur, eczema and bad intentions…
“…but that all allowed him to finish the renovations.”
heck, do you know how difficult it is to find reliable handymen?!?!?!
I’m with Bully. Cuz i’ve never heard of a child abuse video games.
especially for a chic-fil-a nugget?! sheeeeeee-it.
but i digress. had i been the one with the third leg, i’d hold that in secret, like an elusive love potion. pop it out when suckas underestimate ur boy and say Pow (or Bam?) like Emeril and then slap it on her belly button. merry christmas snitches.
since all the ladies allowed this jibby swinger to finish his work, can i assume this dude does a fine job of touching up the wall…
He mustve been extra wierd bc I know some women who wouldve hopped all on that ““extremely large” penis” and then said “Now can you finish please”
@Huni…..you know some hhhooooeeeeesssss
P.S.: 25 days til my b-day, show me your tittays
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Love,
the BULLY
If I am 70 years old, and a young 50 year old comes in his skimpy shorts to fix my kitchen… I’ll be all happy standing behind him as he fixes my garbage disposal! I actually dont think he is all that bad.. cause they all let him finish his job! Only one complained, and that is probably cause she told the wrong friend.
Damn.. this sounds fun! I totally get Mr. Owen… and the.. I need to rub this cream on my balls.. yeah.. right now.. here, in the middle of your kitchen… is priceless!
@ fubsy – Absolutely, because on several occassions the term CHild Abuse video games, turned out to be nothing more than some Hentai video games from japan that are in fact pornographic and general feature some very young looking women that were in fact not younger than 18.
With that in mind, I looked over that. Because most so-called child abuse video games are actually regular hentai games from japan
LET this muf--ga be doing some renovations in my place and start rubbing cream on his dack when I walk in… I would quite calmly walk back out, call the police and wait for them to come get his unwholesome azz. Big or not, you better take ish somewhere else where they’ll appreciate unrequested d--k in their space. Nasty bastard.
@ Slaus – is the dude covering himself with his jacket the big-jiiby handyman himself?
I dont know why but this story reads like something I would see in an episode of Shameless. Maybe I just feel this way because thats ALL I have been watching all weekend and plan to continue to do today.
Im not to sure that I would have reported old boy. If this happened to me and dude boy has halfway cute with a big diak, I dunno, he may have got some ass (if he didn’t have a rash and all for real). DONT f--kING JUDGE ME!!!
Okay… I’m trippin’ on some of the comments here. I’ll just say this…
If the d--k doesn’t belong to MY MAN— I don’t want to see some strange man’s d--k EVVA!!!
What I don’t understand is the women…why allow him to continue the work if you weren’t “okay” with him doing this. If they were truly “uncomfortable” they would have kicked his ass out immediately. I know I would! But then again, I’m and outspoken indignent type of person when I feel I’ve been violated and disprespected by some cheezy ass dingaling flasher…or even by neighborhood kids who refuse to move out of the street when I rolling through in my car….but that’s just me. ::shrugs::
Up next…..the Return of the Eldredge Cleaver d--k Sock Pants.
I’m with Ms Shameless-I mean hellokittyslut.
rocks don’t it?
Was he kinda hot? Would I get a discount on my handyman services? Hell could we take it in trade?
How big are we talking here-Imma need to see it.
Bwhahahahahaha! At dude rubbing cream on himself talking about a rash. His feelings would have gotten hurt from laughing in his face. THAT kind of stuff is so high school.
And after all those antics the let him finish his work, is he the ONLY cabinet maker in town? It’s kind of telling that they didn’t chase him out of their houses with a broom or shovel.
Lookie everyone its my bestest girlie in the world Wickedgravity
And YES Shameless does ROCK thank you for putting me on. I may have to get hard core like you and order the box set and a foreign DVD player. And I’m with you girlie Imma need to see it too!!
(ya’ll see why were friends LoL)
I agree also with Chocolate, if they were so offended why did they let ‘ol boy finish the damn work?
first of all if he was doing it for like 10 yrs and these women so mortified why was it allowed to go on so long?
second, the 83 yr old will probably never see another jibby again in her life…maybe he was granting her a dying wish
but @ Wickedgravity (idk about hot but i was wondering too what did he look like, personally if he’s decent looking and it’s huge….oh imma look, might even stare) LMAO! hey if men can stare at breasts all the time why can’t a girl stare at a fully exposed humungo jibby?!
@Bully- *side eye*
See HKS thats what Im talkin about
Agrees with Chocl8t– I would have spoken out as well, meat cleaver in hand!
And GIRRLLL, I thought I was the only one trippin’ on little hard-heads lingering in the street when in my car! Hate to say it, but that kinda s--t only happens in da’ hood! Those lil’ crumb snatchers will look at you like you’re not behind a moving vehicle!!! Like a drunk driver won’t accidentally hit their lil’ asses!!
LMAO @ Bully and Huni!
Unbelievably, I really have nothing to add to this chicanery. Give me a minute, will you?
@Jazz-No it happens EVERYWHERE only difference is its not lil nigglets dancing. In the burbs they dont even look at you they just walk in the middle of the parking lot like they have bumpers on their ass
@ HuniLemonRose… hmmm…. interesting. I’ve only seen this in one particular neighborhood and it’s been very consistent. In the “burbs”, kids part like the Red Sea (in my experience).
LOL @ “lil nigglets dancing” (because they WILL do that s--t too, won’t they?!), and “bumpers on their ass” lol— good one, lady!
I just think the rule of thumb should be “move out the way” because a person’s brakes COULD fail.
@Slaus – I see…well, if that’s the case, fair enough.
@HKS – do you mean the UK show Shameless? If so, props! The first 3 (maybe 4) series of that are top notch, funny as hell, and pretty damned accurate for what that particular niche they portray……
@Jazz – nice to see you joining the facial displays with your avi. Though I can’t talk, having removed mine to get all poncey and put art in it’s place…..
Assuming I had already paid 1/3 – I’m lying, if I had fronted one red cent you’re damn skippy the job would get finished. And if he really wanted me to “have it,” he could leave it behind for me to play with later. Imagine that, a tool packing tools.
SIDEBAR AND OFF TOPIC:
Hi @ Fubsy– thanks but it’s an accident. Wanted the pic to be at my blog… somehow things are all screwed up. I’m so L-7 (square) with this blogging s--t! hahaha! Don’t be surprised if it’s changed! Hey– if anyone has hints to help, please let my ‘non-tech ass’ know! And yeah (Fubsy), put your ‘avi’ back! (smiles)
I guess the good thing is, those who may have thought I was a dude for a while, now knows differently. That is me with my afro flat ironed! (smiles again)
P.S. Winks @ Wilfredo’s pics for his childhood days– toooo cute!
Fusby, I am indeed speaking of the UK show
I LOVE IT. I have seen the 2 episodes for Season 7 (current) Those were the first two episodes I saw. My girl Wickedgravity told me about it and now Im f--king hooked. I am on episode 7 of season 1. I LOVE IT
so umm. . he had an umm. . . Rash. . . a rash he was rubbing cream on eh? Like really? smh@ this dude. Any ol else to play with his slim jim while on the job.
Really? Granny’s? This dude reminds me of that Mike Epps skit off of Funny Bidness.
Hey, if chicks can have them heaving out, ready to pop, let ol boy do his Lt. Dangle dance. I highly DOUBT that all these chicks were uncomfortable. Old ladies getting their Deuce Bigelow on, but keeping it to themselves.
Good for him making use of what he’s got. Like a dirty Bob the builder.
10 weird things about hello_kitty_slut February 1, 2010 at 10:16 am
“Im not to sure that I would have reported old boy. If this happened to me and dude boy has halfway cute with a big diak, I dunno, he may have got some ass (if he didn’t have a rash and all for real). DONT f--kING JUDGE ME!!!”
::whispers:: me too, girl, me tooooo….
The ladies described it as “an extremely large penis.” Dude might have had a dyck weave. You can glue on all kinds of things these days…
*smashes cabinets and counters with a mallot*
*hopes for manuel ferrera and his penis to show up as the “handyman” instead of the freaky ass guy from this post*
the Muthaf--gin BULLY
I’d be tight pantsing it like ol boy from “Superbad”.
*dead*
slaps virtual high five @Slim…..
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