Hey Ling-Ling… Wrong jibby, baby girl. Wronnnng jibby.
A Chinese woman got the surprise of her life when she discovered the man she tried to make love to was an intruder and not her husband.
The woman, Qiu, told police she was sleeping in her Changsha home in the Hunan province last week when she heard someone enter her bedroom,?China Daily reports. Believing the burglar to be?her husband, Qiu threw herself on the man to make love to him.
The intruder pushed her down on the bed and started to oblige when she realized the man?s hair was much longer than her husband?s. Switching on the lights, she saw the stranger and started to scream.
Qiu?s husband, who was at a neighbor?s house playing Mahjong, ran in and subdued the intruder until police arrived.
Old Chinese proverb:?Look before you leap. [source]
Is it really a criiime though? Let’s face it, she tried to throw that good-good at HIM after all. Yeah yeah I know, folks, don’t get mad. I?realize?that none of the accidental d--kery would have even occurred if a mufugga wasn’t burgle ass burgling ?in the first place, but that’s not the point… ok ok so maybe it is.
I like how her husband stopped his Mahjong game to come and whoop some ass though. Business handled. Flawless victory.
We all know some shyt is being left out though, right. Like ling-ling didn’t get a lil slob on knob first.. I bet she did. She ‘naaaasty.
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….wait, what kinda wild and fun sexitimes does Ling Ling and Mr Ling ling have? Soon as muhfuggah bust in the door, throw the cooch at him like a snowball sexitimes?
I needs me a chinese woman.
That shit would do it for me. No “Hey baby…”, no ” Hey n---a, you ready for this yellow chocha?….”, no “Now that you are finished playing Mahjong with the neighbor, its time for you to Mahjong this cooch”……just, boom…….cooch all up on ya.
Yeah, my B-day is less than a month away and I am resurecting the Birthday Titty Pic Campaign.
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I got a question… When people in China want to go out to eat. Do they say “Let’s go out for some chinese”? Also… when they want bugers and fries..do they say “Let’s go get some american”?
Just wanted to know that tidbit of info….
And if “Jimmy Cracks corn and no one cares… why does he keep doing it”? -Pinky
she prolly got a hand full of nuts and realized it wasn’t her husband………..I don’t think it was his hair that gave it away
Giving all the above a side-eye o_O ^^^^^^^^^^^
@ Deltagirl………see my previous comment O_O
@Lo-Kei the only shit that is quote worthy from Pinky is *Clap *Clap *Clap
I’m agreeing with @COD – and thinking probably the “intruder” was not an “upgrade”, if you know what I mean…
the Muthafuggin BULLY and I want titty pics for my B-day. January 28, 2010 at 8:09 am
Yeah, my B-day is less than a month away and I am resurecting the Birthday Titty Pic Campaign.
I hate you for this Bully, Bout also I should be exempt, you stay seeing mine for free practically
LOL @ Bully!
@ Bully – “Hey n---a, you ready for this yellow chocha??.” Chocha? UGH! feel so dirty all the sudden.. I think I need a 2nd shower
I don’t see any specification of the hair location……. some dudes shave their publics.
i want to know how she didn’t know it was her man by smell alone…
she didn’t have to go touching him really…
but then a man’s downfall will always be dyck related…
Damn something like this happened to me. Thought Id come home from a girl’s night out and take my man’s booty…… I slipped in the bed butt naked with the biggest smile on my face. I was about to start rubbing and heard “Im not him! Im not him!” >:- l
Which hair was she talking about?
@Bully, yellow chocha? SMH.
@Huni – O_O Tell me you’re lying….please…*cracking up*
@can’t I know a few people who have done what @Huni did. Men have to let your chicks know when you have a homeboy stayin over for whatever reason. That can prevent this type of thing lol
@ Huni — I. CAN’T. BREEVE!!! Please tell me you’re joking…
@Cant-Sadly no Im not. My bf had the bestfriend over who fell asleep in our bed and had to be to work early so the bf slept in our daughter’s room. I was originally spending the night @ my dad’s. The sad thing about it is I checked the guest room and politely closed the door. When I realized it wasnt my bf I screamed/laughted and ripped the covers off the bed to cover myself. No one could sleep for like an hr after that. They laughed at me and I still didnt get any
Question: once you start, what’s the point of stopping?
:: DYING @ huni ::: you lil hussy ass hussy!
Wolfie, some men shave their publics? If they’re so public I certainly don’t wanna be touching them! LOL.
Why I gotta be a hussy… trust and believe the bestie isnt on my “If I Were Trifflin” list…lol
Yellow Chocha? Wrong rubbins? the only way this could get better is if the dude bust a nut on the wife’s face before the husband got there. Try explaining your way out of THAT shit.
“i swear he broke in”
“and you waited till he bukkaked you before you called me?”
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