Poor lil Billy got caught in the age old girlfriend sting operation it seems as he gets his flirt on with some random ass chick on Facebook. Little does he know, it’s really his girlfriend… being sneaky. This is nothing new though is it. Remember back in the day when you would have your friend call someone and you would lsiten in on 3-way to see what they were saying about you? Your ass is sitting on the other end hoping to hear if Keisha liked you, or If your man would try to f--g your girl if she pretended to come on to him? Man we were childish. This is nothing but the newage version of that ?saaaame f--gary.
BIlly got caught up good though didn’t he…. ol well. Sucks to be you!
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…..wait, does she really only bathe like once every 2-3 days and s--t? And was konging a cooch with an accumulation of 3 days of cooch funk?
puahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats what his ass gets…………learn how to keep it at home and you wont have this problem……….I hate cheaters
Guys are soooooo stupid. Ok let me break it down for you. This convo went south the min she start asking for some d and he fell for it. All with in a hour period he was willing to travel to or bring her up to him 45 mins away..and get some. Dude.. first of all she was too damn aggresive. That should have raised a flag. She might have the skinny disease or something. She was just too agressive..I smelled that one coming.
::dead @ she takes a shower every 2 weeks::
ROFL…A friend of mine did this to a guy on Myspace several years ago. She strung him along for weeks. He flirted but when she tried to set a date to meet up he froze up. I think he knew something was up. They eventually broke up anyway.
Dumbf--k!
That was pretty f--king awesome of her… I woulda made sure his pic and full Government were busted wide open for the world to see tho
smh…. he sucks. first of all for falling for this mess. and second of all for being in a relationship with an “unhygenic” b---h in the first place.
FAIL billy, FAIL.
I love how men keep the hope alive that someday a woman is going to appear offering themselves to them – and is REAL! Sucker!
You know it’s ON when a heffa resorts to all caps…. that’s yo Assss Mr postman.
@dc chick – basically
…makes me wonder why she set him up in the first place but his ass is stupid……just dumb….
She going kinda hard over an 8 month relationship…
They’re both idiots – him for falling for one of the oldest okiedokes in the book; her for not realizing that if you have to go thru the motions of setting up such an operation, then your relationship is already f--ged.
Lol.. I caught like this last year – It wasn’t’ pretty.
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH she said pencil d--k!
LMAO… sounds like something i did with my ex….. yeah… all email converastions. LMAO
well.
I set up a similar sting many moons ago on blackplanet. At the time i was young & immature & unable to trust my gut. i needed EVIDENCE in order to sever ties from a total waste of my time.
What kills me is that he was probably lying… all that about how she doesn’t bathe and is moody… classic BS to justify his crappy@ss actions. So, if she is that nasty, then ew. But, really, it probably wasn’t true.
And being moody due to her allergies? Try being in a good mood with skin allergies… that ish is painful! (yes, I had sympathy flashbacks for ol girl)
I would have busted him in public for ALL to see. He got what was coming to his trifflin @s.
He fell for the ol banana in the tailpipe. He was about to trick to get him some. He was gonna pay for a 45 min cab ride? Aren’t cabs kind of expensive these days? He wanted that side tail bad. I haven’t pulled a stunt like this is ages. Ah the good ol days.
looks like billie just ignored the ringing red phone going off in the background with each reply to this “girl”…. damn , that was almost too easy…
I don’t have Facebook. I don’t have crazy-azz heffas in my life. Like Sunny said: if you have to resort to THAT kinda shyt, you may as well step the hell on . . .
agree @ sunnie…if you’re even thinking this way.. it’s over..
lol… Ive never done anything like this.. but sometimes you do need evidence bc you could be wrong… we are all human
Dude was simple ass simple. I’m mad at tearing down his girlfriend for some unknown vajayjay.
@sunnie, I agree , if you have to go to these lengths at 8 months, just let it go and be glad it wasn’t 8 years and some kids.
women don’t give themselves enough credit. You guys are so intuned with your emotions and gut, but you dont trust them.
If you suspect your man aint shyt… trust me.. he aint shyt.
Just like if a dude’s momma doesn’t like you.. chances are she knows YOU aint shyt.
I’d trust a woman’s intuition over most shyt, annnnyday.
she was stinky (which she didn’t deny, but she damn sure went str8 to the “li’l duck” comments) and she crazy……howzabout he knew all along and played her????
Dude, it’s a trap!
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My intuition used to be so tough it was subconscious…one time I played “so he think you don’t know ” by MJB in the car just cause I liked the song and lo and behold.. the f--ka told on himself. But after awhile your gut begins to doubt EVERYTHING and it’s a war between your intuition or paranoia.
Why is it that men who are trying to step out always say “my gf/wife/etc is crazy”? (a) Women should wonder what the man does to make her crazy and (b) What woman wants to mess around with a man with a crazy gf/wife/etc?
I can relate to the unhygienic issue. I once took this woman home and I gave her a towel and tried to push her into the bathroom so that she can shower, but she said that she was feeling shy. We’re about to do something where’s she’s gonna be naked and she was feeling shy about bathing? Something didn’t smell right here, so it was a pass and a fail at the same time. I kept it in my pants.
But I don’t understand why Billy would put up her not bathing for three days. Shows a lack of conviction on his part to be tapping that despite his misgivings.
Billy is the worst kind of simpleton. His girl was nasty but it was OK until he was offered something he hadn’t even seen, much less smelled? I need to send Billy the Uncle Dumb f--k award.
@hex noooooooo
“Just like if a dude?s momma doesn?t like you.. chances are she knows YOU aint shyt.”
Nah, some momma’s can’t let go. They either can’t take it that someone is more than or just as important as them or that they can’t rule their son’s life anymore. HOWEVER, most momma’s know when you ain’t shyt, though.
“Why is it that men who are trying to step out always say ?my gf/wife/etc is crazy?? ”
That’s all I’M sayin… why is SHE crazy? And if she is, why are YOU stupid for still dealing with her? Something isn’t adding up there. I wouldn’t believe anything they lying, cheating scumbag had to say.
I trust my gut, but sometimes, it does get its signals crossed. Something may be wrong, but not exactly what you THINK it is. Which is why I used to go looking. Now? I just ask and if what you have to say makes me MORE suspicious? It’s on. If I have to make the decision, you will NOT be happy. IJS.
The best thing you can do for an encounter of the personal kind, for the first time, is take a shower together. The massage and bubbles are great foreplay, especially when uh, washing, personal areas. And rinsing with the hand-held shower wand.
And oh yeah – intuition works. About a million little heffalumps thought they could catch the kid if they could soften me up. Steel gets harder with heat, little bytch. Then he brought one over who I immediately figured was the one. He married her. Moms, 1 – illiterate slatterns, 0.
…..she never defended her hygeine….
LOL@ Z
I was thinking the same thing.
many, many thanks to de for a surprise use of the word “slattern”.
@ Z – I know, right? Some dude justifying cheat on me (with me!) by calling me all kinds of nasty human, and I’m not taking him to task? Something’s very wrong there.
@”They?re both idiots ? him for falling for one of the oldest okiedokes in the book; her for not realizing that if you have to go thru the motions of setting up such an operation, then your relationship is already f--ged.”
Yes Ma’am!
I’ll admit I’ve been with some stank chicks before. If the body is looking right, you stomach it a bit. But if the cooch stinks, I’ll just head north and get some Becky and bounce. Tell her come back when the hot water gets turned on at her house.
What was her point of doing all that? Was she trying to bring spice to the relationship? If everything was going perfectly why do this? It was hella funny though..lol..
lmao @ smells like an old lady..
This jerk is mad stupid. How gullible are some of these dudes ? lol
I mean really? first convo and your calling your chick a no soap using geriatric grump? lmao
… pathetic really
Step ya game up if your going to be a cheating ass cheater.
ladies instead of goin thru all that extra bulls--t creating fake profiles and s--t, just purchase a keylogger (google it)—-he logs in, you have his password…and all other computer activity completely monitored….much more effective then all that nonsense
he walked right into that one
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