Look, I know we are late as hell with this story, but damn if we didn’t have enough stories last week that made Florida look bad ass, I figured why pile it all on.
But it’s a new week, bytches… let the ignance begin!!!
TAMPA, Florida – In emergencies, 911 dispatchers will go to great lengths to help out callers. Unfortunately for 29-year-old Joshua Basso, needing sex is not one of those emergencies.
Tampa Police arrested Basso at his Nebraska Ave. home Wednesday for making false 911 calls after he dialed the number looking for sex. He said he made the calls because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free.
“Basso admitted he has made obcene calls to 911 in the past,” wrote Tampa police officer Vivian Frauenfeld in her incident report. “But he has never been caught because he uses a false name and address when calling.”
According to the police report, Basso called 911 four times Wednesday before officers went to his home to arrest him. When officers asked him where his cell phone was, he appeared to be shocked, responding, “How did you know I had a cell phone?”
Frauenfeld states that Basso then pulled his phone out of his pocket to show her. When she called the number recorded by 911 operators, his phone began to ring. She says he then hit “END” to send the call to voicemail. He quickly powered his phone down, and when she redialed the number, it went to voicemail.
The officer then took the phone, powered it on, called again, and when it rang, Basso confessed, “I did it, I did it!”
He then admitted to “trying to have sex with someone” and only calling 911 because it was a free call. He had asked the operator about her clothing, her breasts, and her “butt” and gave her his address when she said she could come over.[source]
Don’t sit there all judgmental like you have never done anything ignant for the sake of a nut! Don’t evennnnnn try it! Hell, some of y’all are guilty of in the past or currently dating a mofo you KNOW is no good, but you enjoy those good nut-ass nuts. So you aren’t any better than this fool.
sike, I was just boolshyttin, this mufugga is ignant as all hell.
Shiiit, I wasn’t shocked by shyt after the first line about the guy being out of minutes.
Out of minutes? Who the fugg is out of minutes in 2009, cept mufuggas with bunked up credit and now having to use Boost-Mobile and Cricket. Hell, that right there shows a history of bad decision making. Don’t lie. Only mufuggas using boost or Cricket are Secret Agents and mofos with bad credit, aka… bad decision makers.
The Police should have gotten to the house and saw the Boost Mobile phone and been like… “Bitch, you are guilty of some shyt. We don’t know what, But we know your financially untrustworthy ass has done SOMETHING.”
Anyway, Shiiiit when I’m motivated and in dire need of a blowjob, I’ve thought of calling 911 a FEW times!
Oh but we aren’t talking about me….
THIS fool was ignant.
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Lord, if I looked like him, I’d call for sex too. yikes!
(and why is this always in Florida? I tell you, it must be in the water)
……..Slaus, what kind of cell phone would 25 yr old Slaus have today?
He’s an obvious fart biting half tard.
Bitch, you are guilty of some shyt. We don’t know what, But we know your financially untrustworthy ass has done SOMETHING.”
yasss!! I’m using this on the next negro who approaches me in the club. YAS!
his eyes look all glassy and bloodshot, like he’d been drinking wine… (shudder)
*sort-of related* when i was 15 i called 911 during a tornado (hail and a tree branch has just broke my window). this was right during the height of the tornado storm and i knew that it was all gonna be over soon, but I guess i wasn’t actually expecting any house damage so when the window broke, i panicked and called 911 like ” HEEEEEEELLLLLP!”. the 911 operator was pretty much”what do you want me to do? its a friggin tornado, ho!”
I know I am missing the moral of the story here…
WTF! SLAUS!?
What the hell did Boost Mobile do you to you? Did it touch you inappropriately and ask you where “you were at” while it did it?
We gonna take care of this molesting ass mobile right now, sit down baby show me on this teddy bear where it touched you and then we gonna roll out and handle them. I am gonna walk into K-Mart and pull all them pre-paid cards down and stomp on them with my converse!
::pulls out her at&t to call pookie n ‘em to help.::
I want to be mad that Now the posts stay saying: “florida” Floridians…’ man In Florida’ cause now I don’t even get to make the argument that it could NOT be Fl
NO then I scroll down to see a mofo that SURELY eats Windex Flavored Ice cream with glass shards sprinkles and then to top it off: “Out of minutes? Who the fugg is out of minutes in 2009, cept mufuggas with bunked up credit and now having to use Boost-Mobile and Cricket. Hell, that right there shows a history of bad decision making. Don’t lie. Only mufuggas using boost or Cricket are Secret Agents and mofos with bad credit, aka… bad decision makers.”
*cackles*
@bully – a douchebag smart phone like an iphone, droid or blackberry.
@Ria – :: fights you ::
he looks like the type of fool that goes down on a heffa during a yeast infection
Cricket? I swear to god…if a mufugga ever pull out the big keypad phonme on me…I will die laughing on the spot. Where they do that at?
LOL @ QQ
“NO then I scroll down to see a mofo that SURELY eats Windex Flavored Ice cream with glass shards sprinkles and then to top it off: “Out of minutes? Who the fugg is out of minutes in 2009?”
“he looks like the type of fool that goes down on a heffa during a yeast infection”
Just looking at him I don’t doubt that one bit!
Aw man, I just learned that my iPhone is a douchebag phone! I promise I’m not like those mac ppl!
He couldn’t even be with boost cuz they offer unlimited min for $50! Idk what this silly ass man prob was
lol @ Ria- where did they touch u?
Oops forgot to change my name on my douchebag iPhone.
Wait, you did not get the 911 call ? be right back!!
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lol @ chrys and the “douchebag phone” revelation!
I ain’t even gonna lie…….when I was like 15 I was lost and I was going to call 911 to call my dad because my minutes was up………good thing I didn’t or I probably would of been locked the fugg up
@chrys – sorry, if you own an iphone you are automatically a douchebag to noniphone owners.
fugg em though. I love my iphone. when folks hate on it, I just giggle at their azz like I do retarded kids trying to understand geometry..or paste.
and just like I shniggle at douchebag Apple Fanboys that buy anything and everything apple, just because it has a logo on it.
pretty much, if you love apple just because it’s apple, and you hate apple just because it’s apple.. you’re a cunty douchebag
Oh.. and if you walk around with a bluetooth piece in your ear? yeah… everyone thinks you’re a douchebag.
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Slaus, c’mon, you’ve gotta admit, folks who walk around with their bluetooth in the ear look pretty douchie.
@willfredo i agree with you 150%.
whenever i see folks just sitting around with their earpiece in out in public, I just shniggle and say: douche.
I use a earpiece in the car, or in the house when im working and need my hands free. but out in public? nawl
People who walk around with their BT in their ears, tryin’ to look important, make me want to ask where the rest of the Borg is hiding. So far, my resistance has not been futile.
“but damn if we didn’t have enough stories last week that made Florida look bad ass, I figured why pile it all on.”
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the record…if you feel compelled to refer to ur phone by anthing other then “my phone”…where do u hide ur hose? cuz ur a fuckin douche.
@min calling an iphone or blackberry just..a phone.. is like calling Hitler some angry dude.
If your device is used for other shyt other than talking via phone at least 75% of the time…that shyt aint just ….a phone.
Malvo was just some dude…with a gun.
President Kennedy just got tapped on the head
therefore.. we will doucheilly and justifiably refer to our droids, blackberry, pre’s and Iphones by their names… and quite happily be known as douchebags.
i guess it all evens out. Cuz when people have a phone that’s just a phone we look at them like Boost Mobile users. with a proud douchey collective snicker.
we douches are like… “your phone just makes calls? awww..that’s uh…that’s cuuuute… So.. what event are you participating in during the next special olympics?”
Just saying.. it goes both ways, i suppose
This has to be the year for frivolous convocation of Hitler.
@wilfredo – basically.. yeah It was a douchey example. but im douchey i guess.
Nah @ Slaus ..it just sounds to me like a douchey justification for vaginal or anal irrigation. While I must agree with you on the Boost issue… i won’t even date a chick with a boost phone. However although my phone does MORE then just make and receive calls…ultimately it’s a phone..and YES Hitler needed anger management and Malvo was one hell of a shot, and Kennedy shoulda ducked. *shrugs*
“Bitch, you are guilty of some shyt. We don’t know what, But we know your financially untrustworthy ass has done SOMETHING.”
DEAD ASS D.E.A.D
DAMNIT TAMPA AGAIN!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I QUIT I QUIT!!!! F FLA
(my co-worker next to me keeps talking to me, I wanna say YAH BITCH YAAAAHHH) he one of those FanBoys (man) that buy anything apple and act all superior n shyt, we use PC’s @ work and he bitch about it every.single.day… ‘well if this was an apple’ YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“your phone just makes calls? awww..that’s uh…that’s cuuuute… So.. what event are you participating in during the next special olympics?”
Before I was an iPhone owner I was a cheap ass sprint phone (Sanyo8200,Fusic, Musiq, HTC Mogul) owner who didn’t text,net, or anything, only phone… when one of my co-workers found out and was like “wtf” he cut me up sooooo bad I called the operator and got all the services back!
@Min- u just hatin cause ur phone can’t do anything special, does it even have a calendar? OR u r a douchebag iPhone, Blackberry, or Droid owner tryna disguise urself an not look douchie…
If you use an iPhone, you are on auto-douche.
Android!!
@chrys lol at your old phone story and your applephile co-worker! i can relate to your story of having a “phone-only” phone post- 2005
@dickadocious- I’m just tryna pave the wave my way cuz when the iPod and iPhone take over (like on The Simpson’s) I’m not tryna get beat by any headphones (those shits hurt). I’m not too familiar with Andriod, but I will call u douceadocious! (sticks tongue out)
**fetal position, rocking back and forth mumbling: i am not an auto-douche… i am not an auto-douche…