Now from what I have been told, and I aint one to gosisp so you aint hear it from me, is that this heffa with the missing molars, goes into Apple Stores, and records her own videos.
Dancing and frolicking in shyt like not a gat damn thing is wrong with it.
ONE of you lilt c--kmonkey muf--gaz, knows this heffa, or you know someone who does.
Bytch this si SOMEONES Aunt n shyt, so whomever she is related to, I want you to send her ass a note and let her know to quit doing this ol ignant shyt.
I bet if you ask her family if this chick has a mental problem, their ass will be like: Oh nawl, that’s just te-te, she ain’t crazy, she’s just different. Black people always say that shyt instead of just admitting a muf--ga is nuttier than a bukkake film.
Thanks again Drew!
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She’s a cho-ographer that fell down the stairs two years ago….I think Slaus posted this up because she got some big ta-tas…
*blinks*
Unfortnately I do know her or should I say my grandmother knows her. Most of her videos are shot at the Apple Store in Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City, NY but this looks like Walt Whitman Mall also on Long Island. I thought she kept her act to one Apple store.
Why does she have to be named Charlotte?….Dang.
Nigerian Hustle?
Why are the people in the Apple store letting her continue? I just saw a few more videos posted on another website.
What is a bukkake film?
“Oh nawl, that?s just te-te”, LOL! You have to give her credit having the nuts not to give a damn about what anybody thought of her! The brutha in the black jacket was trippin’ me out! lol!
Nigerian Hustle, eh? What, is that like the sequel to Kung Fu Hustle?
Man, I woulda been encouraging the hell outta that nutty broad if I was in that store. Be like, GO! GO! Get it Miss Charlotte! Hit that hoe!
Or something like that…
Oh…yawl just gon’ ignore Chuck’s question huh? We actin natural…got it.
@divalalake–it is a serious question. i have the slightest clue as to what a bukkake film is.
oh, ok. according to wikipedia a bukkake “is a sexual practice that features a person being ejaculated on by several men.”
:crickets:
and female bukakke is a rare occasion when multiple women with the power of squirt gather together and do they damn thing! It’s a thing to behold.
bukakke? kinky
And why is she somebody my mom would know and encourage? Ain’t nothin wrong with a lil ethnic dancin, but not in the Apple store…dang.
I see now that I will have to stalk Roosevelt Field Mall.
I have a very strong desire to sing a duet w/Miss Charlotte. I think we’ll sing “We Fall Down”
And then hopefully she’ll take me on as a student; I haven’t danced in a studio since I was maybe 11yrs old but I think she’d be the perfect teacher to help re-introduce me to the art…
@chuck. Thus you now understand why that line:” nuttier than a bukkake film.” was genius. Disgusting as hell. But clever.
she’s missing more than molars…
1:22 “…Ima chorwografa…”
lmao
um…is she even nigerian?? and she fell downstairs cuz god was tryna end her dancing carrer and save us all. lol
LMAO @ dude in the background lookin around like “Doesn’t anyone else see this s--t but me?!?!”
Really….this is whats hot in the apple store, an the rest of them just walk by like aint shyt goin on, I would have been in the background like, I know damn well she aint just bustin a move right here
all i can say is wow! that is about equal to the crackhead i saw singin geenie in a bottle! where r those damn mall cops when u need them! (oh, bukkake kicks ass! ) lmao!
totally fvcking agree with scuba… what is everybody blind except the geezer in the puffa (what season is this shot in anyway…)
just how do you ignore random shyt like this…..
apple employs automatons…
poor bloke must have thought he was having a mr ed moment…
@triplx I never heard Whitney sing Genie in a Bottle. Is that on the new album?
My suspicion is that her Nigerian brothers and sisters will thank the ancestors that this toothless, talentless, chorographer, got sold the f--k away. They probably wanted her crazy ass people out the country.
’spress yo’self!
funny things I saw in this video
1. The dude standing behind her looking like WTF?!?!?
2. The guy who works there mocking her in the background
3. Her awful grammar
4. Her giving shout outs to Nigeria and Africa and then CHICAGO!!!! thats not in Africa shawty lol
someone must have sent money toward her apple store ministry because her teeth look 10x better in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bwxSSugJo8
check out the brotha in the back with the blank stare (** crickets **)
Tweet? You need a beating.
Oh, the poor dear. She might be a King of Spades short of a full deck.
tweet I went to the link and you are correct it looks like the Lord provided her ass with some dentures. Praise Jesus. She got a movie coming out and and aCD. I’m getting on my knees today to ask the Holy Saviour Jesus Christ to drop some knowledge of Miss Charlette. She needs to know that if you can’t draw nothing but stares and flies at the apple store ain’t nobody going to buy your movie or CD.
How is it always that men are never in the know of what a Bukkakke film is while all the girls side eye???
OOHH OH I get it the same way chicks play dumb about Irrumatio and stuff, Ok ok!
I bet she also Been Missing all her teeth since she was 8 years O’ like she says… I Think she likes the Apple store cause they got good Lighting in there
i’m personally surprised they haven’t banned her from the store. all that moving around dancing and ish…singing negro spirituals and preaching. but then again, she probably draws so much attention, that people come into the store…and just might happen to but a $2000 computer on a whim.
* buy…not but above^
QQ–Chuck is a nickname, I am a woman and I have never seen a bukkake film…that is until last night….
I had to google irrumatio. wikipedia said it was also known as face fvcking, throat fvcking and skull fvcking.
The more you know….
The more you wish people didnt’ have the internet
I’m SO MAD that this chick said she was related to Emmett Till! WTF? Someone PLEASE give her one of those pretty white jackets that fasten in the back and allow you to hug yourself ALL day and Mothaphuckin NIGHT! GEESH!
I can’t f-in breathe watching this s--t. Oh my goodness…dude in the background’s face.
I truly must say I don’t ‘preshate chall talm bout my mama like dat! Cmon mama they don’t know nuffin bout dat good dancin!
awwww, look at her nephew (side eye):
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/08/13/kid-vlogs-from-apple-store-we-smell-a-new-commercial-campaign/?icid=main|main|dl7|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urlesque.com%2F2009%2F08%2F13%2Fkid-vlogs-from-apple-store-we-smell-a-new-commercial-campaign%2F%0D%0A
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