Do you know these 31 flava slanging f--gas?are asking all of you assorted crackas,coons, spics, gooks, mahakanas and bibadies, to learn how to do or create an Ice Cream n Cake dance?? Not just for any reason though, bytches, but for $10,000 muf--gin dollars??
Gather around minorities, gather around. Yeah… I agree… uh huh…fo real… right… right… let me tell em then.. cool?… ok bet.
:: coughs :: Look here, white people. This is exactly why we don’t ever wanna let yall in on shyt. This is exactly why we like to keep ish amongst ourselves and snicker about it in the corners of our local hoods or areas of non caucasian cohabitation, because you always take some lil shyt and turn it into some ol bool ass boolshyt.
Yall always gotta take some shyt to the next level in a manner that was NOT at all intended. Then you make the shyt worse by offering up all types of just trinkets n coin n shyt. Like, who the f--g ain’t gonna sell their dignity and soul for $10,000!
And then… and THEN you go doing some ol shyt like the n---adry below…
Muf--gas had to bring in gold carts and lil happy ass white chilluns with signs n shyt. How the hell a brotha supposed to compete with motorised props and happy lil vanilla coated alabaster offspring! Ugh bytch, ugh!
So white people… remember this ol boolshyt next time you see your black, Asian and Latino peeps at the water cooler ?enjoying 7 good chuckles, and they quit laughing when you arrive. Either we are talking shyt about you, or… we don’t want another muf--gin Ice Cream n Cake debacle of 2009.
Ok but when the lil cake topper gumby bytches said: WHo dat isssss with the Ice Cream n Cake…. i died laughing.
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They should solicit the help of souljah boy or those coons who sing the you a jerk song. I must admit, I love the ice cream n cake jingle. Ice n cream cake do the ice cream in cake! Very catchy and a great way to build their brand image.
*weeps*
Oh White Brethren… where is thy dignity? Thy Rhythm? Thy asses?
Too much , too early
How is that even a dance? On those mofos on the video.. they couldnt even finish it and had to wheel their way out..
1.) This nothing new. Since the dawn of civilization whyte folks have taken from other races and made it their own regardless of how ridiculious it makes them look.
2.) The chubby whyte folks in the video look like they need to do more ice cream and cake aerobic dancing and less ice-cream and cake caloric eating!
…and now it’s official. 21st century coonery has gone mainstream.
It’s too early Slaus … too early.
I died at the “who dat is wit da ice cream n cake”
f--g yall……..im bout to get wit them white folks……….10 stacks sound real good right about now
I’m ashamed of being black…and white..where’s a clear muhf--gah like me to go?
im korean anyway.
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um okay so those question marks WERE korean characters. i guess ur comment box is racist lol
@Bella…….naw they got question marks fo yo lying……….lol
I’m lactose intolerant…
I’m eating ice cream and cake right now. Why? Because it’s my birthday! Yeah, I’ve been posting on here for a while. Wheres MY F&#%@* birthday post at?!
Who da f--k is you?
The greatest piece of ass this side of the Mississippi.
white people be on some s--t… and in case you weren’t sure if they were white, they rode out on some golf carts with flames on the side at the end.
@blue – It’s never too early for f--gary game proper.
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