This ignant bytch broke INTO jail to sell drugs

by Slaus is a Reading Azz Reader. on June 5, 2009

in Just Ignant

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TEXARKANA, Ark. (AP) ? A man caught breaking into the Miller County Jail last summer will soon leave his cell there for one in an Arkansas prison. Bobby Finley, 20, was accused of planning to sell drugs and tobacco inside the jail. Finley pleaded guilty Thursday to five felony counts and was sentenced to a total of 19 years in prison. But the sentences are to run consecutively and top out at five years.

Guards caught Finley using bolt cutters to get through the chain-link fence that surrounds the jail. Prosecutors said Finley had cocaine and marijuana in his possession.?[source]

I mean, what do you expect from anyone living in a place that can’t even decide if it wants to be called Texas or Arkansas, n shyt.

Now the real question here is: How dumb of a muthaf--ga you gotta BE, to try and break INTO jail, to sell drugs!!

Maybe this ignant bastard is just tryna be EXTRA efficient out in those streets. Maybe he just said f--g the middle man and actually getting arrested and having a trial, ima just put mySELF in prison and do my thing.

Yes from a high level one might think: n---az in prison like drugs, I GOT drugs, Maybe I should sell to them. But what an ignant jaggle head f--ga is missing, is all the details in the middle like… I’ve got to go INTO a jail in the first place.

Gyat Dyamn, man.

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Maybe it’s best this ignant bytch is off the streets, and not some other occupation where it might be essential that a muf--ga be able to make a proper thought. ?Cuz i’d hate to run into this fool if I’m in an accident, and he is the EMT on the scene. I’m suffering a minor contusion from the crash, but THIS ignant bastard got forceps and tubes in my asshole like it got anything to do with the fact im seeing looney tune stars.

Nawl, yall keep this bytch behing bars.

Thanks to Morgan for sending this in

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!
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{ 21 comments }

1 pixie ass karrie June 5, 2009 at 11:19 am

everytime i wanna comment my cursor lands on the photo and displays what your ignant ass named the image

2 SunnieDee June 5, 2009 at 11:26 am

LOL
At least it wasn’t the Texarkana, TX side…

3 Bef June 5, 2009 at 11:27 am

……………………..

I have nothing to say….

4 Caram-El June 5, 2009 at 11:35 am

My question is: Where does his soul end up when he die? I mean he too stupid to recruit souls for either side. Damn, even my halo is in agreement.

5 TinaBaby June 5, 2009 at 11:44 am

::sits on the OHN couch with a drank & some snacks:: Can someone, anyone explain to me how in da fuk this would seem like a good idea? See, this is what happens when people let their kids get all their brain building vitamins, minerals, & nutrients from kool-aid.

6 QQ June 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm

this would only be some daring Talk -back-to-the Po-lice- white-guy-with-a gut type of s--t

I just feel it in my heart

7 Wilfredo June 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm

The not enough customers in the streets, maybe?

8 Her Side June 5, 2009 at 1:36 pm

I knew there was some new-age Raid ish going on. They’re making jails like roach motels now so the whole arrest and court thingy can be skipped.

“Dumb azz n---as come in, but they won’t get out…

9 Caram-El June 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Bobby: SammySue my darlin? wife I gots an eye-dea!
SS: What cuzin Bobby?
Bobby: I?s goan to sell this here tobacky and wacky tobacky down de jail there.
SS: How you goan do that cuzin?
Bobby: Why?s I?s goan break in dats how! Make us a whole pile of money so?s I?s can take you to Red Lobster! Nuthin too good for my wife/cuzin!
SS: Cuzin Bobby you?s too good to me! I?s so glad I married you instead of ur brother.

Later that DAY
Rifle c--ks
Bobby: Oh Lord! Please don?t let them shoot me.

Jesus: Father, you going to answer him?
God: Answer who?
Satan: Stop playing cuz he ain?t one of mine!

10 Wilfredo June 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Caram – Pretty much, lol!

11 Slaus aint shyt June 5, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Caram lol get the f--g out

12 michaelTO61 June 5, 2009 at 2:42 pm

motherf--ker’s dyslexic. he got this s--t all the way backwards. what the f--k were the inmates going to pay him with a shanking and a butt f--k?

13 fineazell1 June 5, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Bobby Finley gets his day in court.
texarkanagazette.com/news/localnews/2008/07/17/FinleyCourt1.jpg

14 Slaus June 5, 2009 at 3:41 pm

THanks zell

15 fineazell1 June 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm

:)

16 Wilfredo June 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm

I can’t really tell from the profile, but he doesn’t look particularly or spectacularly stupid.

17 Slaus aint shyt June 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm

@ qq – nope… he’s black. As Zell no doubt enjoyed pointing out. lol

18 fineazell1 June 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Only because of that s--t caram posted ;)

19 Jamaal June 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

THIS IS MY STATE! I’m disowning every n---a I see for the next 6 months.

20 Jamaal June 6, 2009 at 10:22 am

“motherf--ker?s dyslexic. he got this s--t all the way backwards. what the f--k were the inmates going to pay him with a shanking and a butt f--k?”

DEAD.

21 Caram-El June 8, 2009 at 8:23 am

Yeah, I totally thought that was WFS. *considering turning in black card*

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