I don't know much about makeup but…

by Slaus is a Reading Azz Reader. on March 29, 2009

Now.. I don’t know much about make up, but i do know that your foundation should remotely match yo f--gin skintone. I mean.. surely it’s impossible to match it perfectly and such, but seriously? ?Should it look like this? ?This poor girl’s face looks like a scooby doo villain.?

If I was in the room..laying on the bed…nekkid… d--k just dangling..waiting for some loving… and this heffa came in with the scary glowey ass glowey face… i’m out that bytch.

After i get my nut off though.

Thank’s to Ms Lizzia who sent this in. Cuz she don’t

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!

{ 19 comments }

1 Wilfredo March 30, 2009 at 1:43 am: I recently met this woman who had the foundation at least two shades lighter than her actual skin, and you can even see the brush strokes. She sat next to me and started stroking my right thigh. I got up because, knowing myself, I was going to get too distracted by her make up. She looked like a bargain basement mortician did her face. Yuck!
2 DirtyRed March 30, 2009 at 7:07 am: It looks to me like this heffer, Michael Jackson and Lil Kim all frequent the same damn paint stylists. This heffer looks like she is trying to get the part of a 2 week old dead body on CSI.
3 Chocl8t March 30, 2009 at 8:36 am: This is what happens when you shop for makeup at your local drug store like Walgreens being a cheap ass. At least once spend the $50+ at the Prescriptive counter where they can do a match to your tone (or MAC, Clinique, hell, even Fashion Fair if they’re still selling that s--t). At least once for the love of all that is righteous n holy!

Ole girl looks like she powdered her face with Johnson’s baby powder!
4 QQ March 30, 2009 at 9:04 am: OOOHHH f--k no! Homegirl straight looks like the natural child of Lil Richard and s--t!
5 Minista The Gunsmith March 30, 2009 at 9:50 am: b---h look gray in the face like cooked ground turkey.
6 MsLizziA March 30, 2009 at 10:14 am: LMAO @ SLAUS CENSORING HER EYES OUT!

n---a called her clown face in high school
7 Minista The Gunsmith March 30, 2009 at 10:17 am: b---h face look like a rain cloud.
8 KiAnna March 30, 2009 at 10:28 am: damn thats mean, different lighting or maybe BETTER lighting could have saved her from this harsh criticism
9 Z'maji March 30, 2009 at 10:44 am: ^^NO KIANNA!

The lighting is the problem. Ladies…..and SLAUS, if you’re gonna wear foundation make sure your brush your neck and bosomz with a little powder or else when light from a camera hits you, you’ll look like your head is dead but your body didn’t get the memo…….
10 Z'maji March 30, 2009 at 10:47 am: Brown neck, white face and yellow teef……..Jesus be a Crest white strip for the children!
11 Minista The Gunsmith March 30, 2009 at 10:47 am: Lmmfao@ Z
12 Minista The Gunsmith March 30, 2009 at 10:49 am: ain’t nuffin bout that bird real..not her complexion,not her hair,not even that beige tinted smile.cuz we ALL know there is no way she could be happy.
13 Z'maji March 30, 2009 at 10:54 am: Maybe her head is being broadcast in from another dimension but they’re using dial up to do it so there’s interference and the picture gotz static…….
14 Ms.K March 30, 2009 at 11:02 am: yea, she sucks and she shouldn’t use cheap powdwer foundation ever.
15 Maglet March 30, 2009 at 11:24 am: Huge difference. Her friends should tell her about it… someone should!
16 Wilfredo March 30, 2009 at 11:29 am: Maglet – Maybe if she reads this blog, she’ll know we were better friends to her than her actual friends.
17 Minista The Gunsmith March 30, 2009 at 11:33 am: good point @Wil
18 Ms.K March 30, 2009 at 11:52 am: excellent point wolfie
19 ewok calrisian March 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm: Base for your FACE! She gets the Gas Face….