Chris Brown allegedly whoops a female's ass. ( Rhianna maybe? )

by Slaus is a Reading Azz Reader. on February 9, 2009

in Celebrity Gossip

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Damn dude.. if this ish is true, Chris Brown is a lil biiiitch.

Grammy day was supposed to be a glittery affair for R&B’s reigning It couple,?Chris Brown?andRihanna. But things went horribly amiss.

About the time Brown was scheduled to be singing?”Forever” onstage at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, he was instead detained by police, being questioned for allegedly roughing up Rihanna.

Brown, 19, turned himself in at the Wilshire station around?6:30 p.m. and was booked on suspicion?of making criminal threats. The case will now be sent to the district attorney’s office and further charges could be filed.?He was released from jail after?posting $50,000 bail.

Sources tell E! News that the alleged victim was Rihanna, 20, and that she suffered visible bruises on her face during an altercation that took place hours earlier. Both in turn balked on scheduled Grammy performances.

A spokeswoman for Brown’s label declined comment.?Rihanna’s publicist, Amanda Silverman,?would only tell E! News that the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer was involved in an unspecified traffic mishap.“Rihanna is well,” the rep said. “Thank you for concern and support.”

Per department policy, police declined to identify the alleged victim in the incident, which occurred about 12:30 a.m. in the Hanc--k Park area, apparently as the two were heading home from?Clive Davis‘ annual?pre-Grammy bash, where they had been all smiles.

In a statement, police say Brown and his companion?”became involved in an argument. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker.”

By the time officers arrived on the scene, Brown had split. [ source ]

As someone who is friends with both Amber and Beth, I know 1st. hand the temptation of just hauling off and knuckle dragging a chick in the face. But as someone who is a man, and not some lil ponk azz bytch boy, I also know that it doesn’t take a man to hit a woman.

Just a p---yass punkass bytch.

And Chris Brown, I hope you haven’t gotten a case of the Sean Connery, and just think it’s ok to walk around combo breaking upside a woman’s head.

I’m not saying it just because Rhianna could get it either. Hitting a woman is not cool under any non threatening circumstances.?Unless she has a weapon, there is never a reason to clock a heffa in the facial region.

Unless she talks about your momma. I kiid i kiiiiiid.

More info as it becomes available.


(P.s. if a bytch eats all the crunchberries out of the Captain Crunch cereal, it’s ok to hit her in the head with everything available within arms length, including but not limited to a bowl n shyt. Fo real. What kind of sick bytch eats all the gat damn Crunchberries! Maybe I wanted some gat damn crunchberries in MY bowl also, bytch. It IS part of this nutricious breaskfast afterall!! The box PLAINLY says Crunch Berry cereal. Which means it should be shared by everyone, you selfish ass bytch! :: throws chairs :: I just wanna go back in time and put my d--k in the cereal box. Oh my bad… what were we talking about?)

::: Update -TMZ confirms that it was Rhianna that got her azz beat and supposedly a weapon charge has been filed. They arent reporting what type of weapon it was yet.

::: Update – there was no damn weapon used.

::: Update -?The Double Mint Gum ads have been pulled by Wrigley, until theere has been a resolution on this whole thing.

Tell a friend, tell ya momma, tell that one heffa you hate!
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{ 82 comments }

1 Spinster February 9, 2009 at 12:58 am

So much for young love. If this is true, he needs his ass WHOOPED. (And hopefully the ass whooping will come from his mother, who has hopefully taught him better than that.)

2 MmmHmm February 9, 2009 at 2:00 am

Oh I got jokes lined up for this one:

…I bet Rihanna wishes she had that umbrella right about now.

…NO CHRIS! NO CHRIS! NO! Rihanna lookin boy.

…With that black eye she can join up with T-Boz & Chili.

…Ike & Tina Pt. 2

…Bobby & Whitney: The Next Generation

…did she mess up his nail polish?

…I bet Jay-Z never hit it like THIS!

*heads to the corner*

3 MmmHmm February 9, 2009 at 2:04 am

DISCLAIMER: If I offended anybody…oh well! You can’t whoop my ass. I willl Chris Brown the s--t outta you!

4 london February 9, 2009 at 2:07 am

i hope which ever woman it was presses full charges against him…
if it was rhi.. i hope she has enough sense and self respect to leave him… and if she is wavering her girls and her parents would go get her…

5 Z'maji, Still Clutchin Sammiez Granny Panniez February 9, 2009 at 2:30 am

*pisses in MmmHmm’s CrunchBerries*

Is it okay to hit ya gal if me and wifey “QQ” are role playin Batman & Catwoman, and she’s holding a detonator that will blow up the recently renovated City Hall building on the night of the gala for Gotham’s social elite, to dedicate the building and raise charity for a Commissioner Gordon’s new urban renewal program & I told her that she’ll never get away with it and she tells me that Robin is strapped to the bomb & I only have 30 seconds to find it but that’s not enough time so I have to fight her for the detonator or she’ll end up taking out everything in a 5 mile radius? Is it otay to hit a woman then?

*opens fresh box of CrunchBerriez*
*waits for answer*

6 london February 9, 2009 at 2:32 am

@ hmm.. get out of my head… you know rhi wanted to rock some half nekkid shyt when she found out jay-z was flying solo..

7 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 2:44 am

Wow, I find myself completely indifferent to this.

8 london February 9, 2009 at 2:54 am

@ wilf.. i am not a fan of either person involved and i don’t ‘care’ but i see the potential for the story to eclipse the grammys because the press love black folk acting up in public…give it time… give it time..
it’s actually perfect monday fodder.. 2 young ‘pretty’ black stars on the way to the grammy’s.. they don’t show becuase they have a scrap on the way there… one is arrested..this type of shyt happens once a decade…. and no-one died..
scandalous shyt…
grab some java and give it time..

9 DatQue February 9, 2009 at 7:39 am

at the behest of being put out for eva… Why is it that people have already jumped to a conclusion based on the info from the same folks that usually tell you stuff like Aliens have impregnated Oprah?

Seriously, Domestic Violence is tragic and should be snuffed out. But domestic violence has many faces and all of them need to be taken more seriously.

If C.B. hit a woman – he wrong point blank. But I would wait to know more from legit sources before I ruin the lives of all the people involved.

Now back to jokes and shyt!.
Really – she wishes she had more vaseline cause that’s a lot of forehead….

(headed to the corner)

10 jaila February 9, 2009 at 7:40 am

Teenagers are trippin world wide. I kno my teen is all ova this so it has opened up an opportunity to have THAT discussion. U kno the one where I wish a mf would put his hands on u. After u deal with his ass, bring em home so momma can get some. I got a special knife just for a mf like that.

If it was her, i wonder what she said that got her face bruised.

11 jaila February 9, 2009 at 7:46 am

SOOOOO HATIN SLAUS FOR THE NEW BANNER!!!! LMMFAO

12 Minista February 9, 2009 at 8:45 am

Its only cool to hit ugly chicks…I mean really what more damage can u do?

Nah Im just bulls--ttin….However…if she struck first..take that ass whippin shawty.

13 Minista February 9, 2009 at 8:48 am

I wish i could have witnessed that s--t..prolly came off like a catfight in the high school girls locker room.

14 Minista February 9, 2009 at 8:53 am

two b---hes screamin and tryna scratch each others eyes out..Chris’ bra probably came off in the scuffle.

15 Chocl8t February 9, 2009 at 9:15 am

I’m a big lustful fan of Chris Breezy…never hid the fact that I wanted to do all kinds of kinky isht to the lil boy. What girl doesn’t enjoy the occasional love tap ‘cross the ass when you turn your head to look at dude…but this hurr is a turn off.

If this mess is true…maaan, that’s it. I’m done. D.O.N.E.

16 Chocl8t February 9, 2009 at 9:16 am

Slaus…I LOVE LOVE LOVE the banner!!

LOVE IT!!!

17 karrie member of SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 9:22 am

he couldnt do much damage

rih rih is cheeky/mouthy/jaw-strong as f--ggg

18 Nicole February 9, 2009 at 9:36 am

I’ve never been a victim of domestic abuse so maybe my comment will seem callous, but…

What if she started it and was hitting him or trying to grab the wheel and crash the car. Look at her, you must admit she looks like she’d get all in your face slapping you and stuff.

I’m not condoning him giving her a black eye or saying she deserved it, BUT I have seen some situations where the woman not only asked for it but deserved it. Exactly how much is a man supposed to take before he clocks a hoe?

19 QQ February 9, 2009 at 9:50 am

ZHusband… Under those grounds YES IT IS

Under the grounds that a lil young b---hass like Chris Brown that looks like an inoffensive lil s--t?!?!?

NOT. Never

20 Aja February 9, 2009 at 9:55 am

Please don’t forget Rhi is from Barbados. Everybody knows island ppl are crazy – she probably struck first. LOL

21 karrie member of SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 10:02 am

aja…im west indian. my fam is from barbados and guyana…dont box us in, thanks.

22 lovli February 9, 2009 at 10:13 am

According to Bossip, she gave him herpes… how would y’all handle a situation like that??

23 Ki February 9, 2009 at 10:41 am

@ Nicole – I agree with you. Mama told me if you hit, be prepared to get hit back.

@ lovli – that’s what I heard too…and yeah, if that’s the case, she DID hit first…cuz yeah…that’s PERMANENT. ugh.

24 SmithnPdx February 9, 2009 at 10:44 am

If this incident did occur between the two mentioned parties, then this is not the first time this ish has happened. It’s the first time CB got caught. If he’s this young slapping up women Rhianna or not, dude has some serious issues.

If she gave him herpes, he shoulda been doing it with the lights on and a jacket. Take a Valtrex and chill.

25 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 10:49 am

I’m gonna co-sign with DatQue (9) on this one. I’m just going to wait and see. In the meantime, I’ll be living my life.

lovli: Wow, that’s pretty heavy. Let’s hope that’s not true.

26 That Heffa Bella February 9, 2009 at 10:51 am

wowww… i read about this last night. and i said “something just doesn’t sound… quite rite here.” like what would make lil soft ass chris brown hit a chick?

i couldn’t think of any reason. but now…

the herpes?

IF thats true, THEN… yeah she deserved atleast one good slap just off involuntary reflex alone.

27 Slaus member of the SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 11:06 am

Ive come to the realisation that Im incredibly in my own plane of existence most times.

because unless she has a weapon, i just see a dude hitting a woman ass b---hass.

Even if she struck first.

I’ll handle a bytch so hard she THOUGHT she got hit, or picking her up by her neck and tossing her azz out a door helps. But hitting chicks? not never.

but that’s just me.

And i heard about the herpes thing also, but refused to include it without more sources.

28 Z'maji, Still Clutchin Sammiez Granny Panniez February 9, 2009 at 11:10 am

QQdarling, what if RiRi and Brownie WERE role playin, and he was Ike and she was Tina and he dropped his pants and stuck his butt in her face and said,

“Eat the cake Anna Mae!”

and she said,

“Please Ike…..I, I, I don’t want the cake”

and he said,

“No, Wh-Wh-Wh-What you mean no, after all I done did and y-y-y-you gone tell me NO!”

and then she said,

“I don’t want the cake Ike, I don’t wants it”

and then he said,

“Eat the cakes Anna Mae, eat it”

and then she said,

“No Ike, No!”

and then he hit her in the eye cuz he was so hot from the role playin and the glare from her morehead made think he really was Ike Turner!?

What if that’s what happened?

29 O Hell Nawl February 9, 2009 at 11:16 am

but then again im lying.. cuz if someone ever hurt my kids? they gettin horribly difigured.

regardless of genitalia

30 Minista February 9, 2009 at 11:26 am

Herpes?…thats lifetime….i would have to schedule her in for an ass whippin twice a week and 3 times an outbreak.

31 truth hurts February 9, 2009 at 11:30 am

I think what is more b---h made than the fight itself was the fact that he bit her in said altercation. The news reported last night that she had bruises as well as a bite mark on her arm. That takes b---hassness to an entirely different level.

32 SunnieDee tha Stanky Legg Queen February 9, 2009 at 11:32 am

*escorts Z to the door*

Yeah homey…you got to go

*closes door behind him, double bolts the door, puts the chain lock on and sticks a chair under the doorknob*

33 Marvy February 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

This story is all over the news, but I hadn’t heard about the Herpes or biting. I would love to know what went down for him go off like tha because he seems like such a mamma’s boy.

I’m heading over to the Enquirer’s site because they get all the scoop.

34 AppleJacque February 9, 2009 at 12:20 pm

First off,…no, really. Ri-Ri WAS kinda acting all insecure throughout this whole “relationship”. I aint calling no ‘nother man “Breezy”, but CB has put up with all of it, and his azz is not in the clear, because he probably HAS broke off some of his background dancers and singers and groupies. It would have made more non-sense for HIM giving HER herpes (love is blind,..herpes is FOREVER), but for her to act all insecure,..to give HIM herpes?

Why YES, CB is wrong for busting her upside the head. Why YES, there may have been a re-inactment of the limo scene in “What’s Love Got To Do With It”, and CB was losing, so he tried to do the Mike Tyson, but missed her ear.

,…at least he bailed himself out and was “professional” about it, according to the female police sergeant.

35 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

You kids with your “pop” music, and with your ending everything plural with a “z.”

36 Black February 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm

I dont know what happened with Ri Ri and Cris Brown, but there are some things I do know!!

Slaus……and other brothas….Have you ever been with a woman who knows your limits. Who knows that you would never hit a woman…..and knowing that she does and says everything she can…and then tells you “yeah you better not hit me or touch me”? I have never hit a woman, I have rarely raised my voice towards a woman….but I have dated some women who have taken my demeanor and my upbringing as a weakness. I have had women in my life who have actually tried to push my buttons, by saying and doing what ever they could…I have even been hit before by some women. I dont think women should be brought up to thing that Men shouldn’t hit Women, because to some I think it translates into…”I could do what ever I want, and a man better not touch me”….thats a falsehood. Just like “freedom of speech”…you can say what ever you want if you want too….but there are some consequences. You can talk ish to a man if you want to….and yeah he shouldn’t touch you…but not every man is the same. You can scream F*** the Police if you want to their face…and it should be OK, but some cops will beat you a$$ with a night stick. We need to start teaching you folks, to have respect…just plain common descent respect

37 Slaus member of the SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm

@ Black. Nope. I was very selective with the type of chicks id associate with on that level.

and honestly it was usually ME pushing their buttons and not the other way around.

The FEW times i have had to put my hands on a woman, I simply grabbed her by the neck and held her against the wall.

But you’d better believe ive taken my FAIR share of punches from women. …and i can honestly say every last time was my fault because i know how to push a muf--ga to their limits.

38 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm

I have a feeling her island crazy came out and she tried to put her hands on him. It’s been all in the media that they broke up and she was upset about it. If she put her hands on him and he was defending himself than so be it. I know its not right for a man to hit a woman and blah blah blah but its also not right for a woman to think she can put her hands on a man.

39 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm

I once had a woman that I was bedding down at the time, put a knife to my throat and threatened to slice it. I grinned at her and said, “here, let me help you,” and I pressed my neck further to the edge of the knife. She freaked out, and started saying that she wasn’t going to jail. I just laughed at her lack of conviction. We still see each other from time-to-time.

40 Black February 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm

@ Slaus

I understand…but some of these women need to know….you cant step to brothas out of pocket…cause some of these nigricians will bust you in yo grill

Hey you betta ease up on that neck grabbing…if the police find finger marks….you will catch a case…so dont mess with the HIgh yella Broads

41 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Ummm. . . Wil. . .

42 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Ms.K: What? I didn’t even have to lift a finger in my defense. It was her own choice. She should feel proud.

43 Aja February 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Wil always has a story to tell…each one gets worse.

44 Can't Take It February 9, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Ummm…that was kinda hot, Wil.

45 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Yeah, she found it kinda hot too. LOL. She got extra that night.

46 AppleJacque February 9, 2009 at 1:59 pm

@ WilWolf:,…dude,….I don’t even PLAY dat type-o-shyt. I was with this Jamaican chick who said that she had a machete under the bed,…needless to say, I was never more pressured to perform than I was dat day.

47 TinaBaby - El Guapo Sec. o State & owner of million dollar drawls February 9, 2009 at 1:59 pm

::whispers to can’t::

*I was thinking the same thing*

48 Slaus member of the SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm

@ Black – i try not to even look at them yella people, let alone grope ass grope.

But when Im really angry, the neck is the first thing i go for. I always figure to look a muf--ga in their eyes while their life is literally in your hands, is a cold way to make them go bye bye.

@ will – Good shyt.

I would pay money though to be at one of MInista’s shows and some chick walks on stag and spits on him. I’d just like to see just how far that heffa flies through the air.

49 Slaus member of the SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm

@ apple – betta leave them mango coochie island heffas alone.

50 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm

that’s what chris brown is learning @ slaus. Leave them crazy island heffa be!

And ya’ll are into some kinky shyt * lookin around. . . back out slowly*

51 TinaBaby - El Guapo Sec. o State & owner of million dollar drawls February 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm

@ Ms. K – you know a little rough is the way to go.

52 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm

yea. . . knife to the throat ruff huh. . .

53 Slaus member of the SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Ms K. – If yo man has not Konged you in a manner that has made you questions whether or not to call the police and or Jesus, then you need to give him my new book coming out: All In That Azz. $19.99 at your local beauty salon.

when you pass by your man’s neckties and you feel both fear and the tingly sensation n yo booty, you’ve got some good ish going on.

54 TinaBaby February 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm

The danger of it was sexy. You know pushing the limits?

55 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm

no thanks Slaus. I’m not into abuse. I’ll let ya’ll have it lol

56 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Ms.K: Would it help if I told you that, as I pressed my neck to the knife, I was also pulling her closer to me, and our faces (among other things) were practically pressing?

57 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm

It’s called “Amor Tigre.”

58 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm

no. . . that doesn’t help at all lol I don’t play with knives

59 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm

That’s cool. I won’t judge. LOL

60 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Don’t get me wrong, we do some thangs. I like silk scarves personally. But i don’t want anyone hitting me or pullin out weapons like that?s suppose to be sexy with me. I’ll pass. Doesn’t make my nips perk up in the least! lol

61 Black February 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Watch out it aint just the Island girls!! Had a girl from Belize…just crazy ass crazy….grabbed me by my neck and tried to choke me out and then during the make up konging grabbed my hands and put them around her neck and asked me to choke her out

62 Slaus member of the SSoBN February 9, 2009 at 2:43 pm

LOl ms K said f--g the boooolshyt.

63 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm

black, isn’t belize an island?

64 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm

sho nuff Slaus! Weapons in the bedroom are outlawed with me just like ass fuccin. I’ll pass!

65 ewok calrisian February 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Wow. So, he’s smackin’ chicks now huh?
Rhianna better call her kinfolk from The Bahamas (everybody, no matter who they are, got some ghetto kinfolk with long records and short fuses that can be there in a flash cause they been WAITIN’ to whoop some a$$ since last week)

Ummmmmmmmmmm………………..

Anybody hear she gave him herpes?
Justcheckin’thanks….

66 Black February 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm

@ Ms.K

Its part of Central America…Belize is on the coast..I think some of the smaller islands off the coast may also be considered part of Belize territory.

67 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Hey, I just read where Wrigley has suspended their ad campaign featuring Brown.
THAT WAS QUICK!!!

68 Black February 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm

@ Wilfredo

Wow what happened to innocent until proven guilty…..oh doesnt count when your skin has so much melanin per square inch

69 Wilfredo February 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm

True. Too true.

70 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm

o ok Black, thems iz island chicks too! lol They crazy.

71 Cas February 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

if he hit the girl in her face he needs to be thrown in general population for a spell.

and I thought it odd that Jay flew solo at the grammys yet, Solange was to his left, to his left.

Mmmmmhhhhhhmmmm.

72 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm

that’s not strange. Beyonce hasn’t been seen since Etta said that mess about her and obama.

73 london February 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

ha ha…bey must still be in federal protection in case that old bird etta comes after her – jz is not hood enough to deal with her crazy azz… or bey is finally knocked up…

74 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Even thought etta said she was “just playing” She really hurt beyonce’s feelings. I know if someone I looked up to and admired came out in the media and said some crazy crap like that about me I’d me hurt and angry. I think beyonce hasn’t gotten to the angry stage yet lol

75 london February 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm

bey would be fabulous all crazy as bat shyt.. it will come.. jay-z will tumble dry her brain… sascha fierce is just the schizoid beginning…

76 Ms.K(Yep I Said It. . .) February 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm

lmao

77 Z'maji, Still Clutchin Sammiez Granny Panniez February 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm

I hope they don’t put Brownie in general population, poor boy will get ran thru like a white girl orgy at Magic Johnson’s……poor Brownie

78 KO February 9, 2009 at 9:18 pm

Chris Brown = Hoe Ass Nicka

If I catch that nicka in the streets, I’m sockin’ that ass.

79 DatQue February 10, 2009 at 2:13 am

Pause and consider. All it took was for a website/tabloid to report that C.B. hit Rhi Rhi and look what has happened.

1. lost his status as a clean cut star
2. lost his stacks as an endorser
3. been called a hoe azz ninja more times than Kobe after the Shaq fiasco
4. Got folks wanting to lynch him, etc.

And all yall know for sure is that he was in a car that an argument happened. There have been no pics of the marks. There is not a video of the incident and there has been no release of the official police notes or report of the occurrence pursuant to charges being filed.

And as I sit here right now at 2:12 am watching the replay of the Colbert report I am WATCHING a C.B. Doublemint Commercial on comedy central.

Again I say – why would you get your news from the same people that get paid for you to laugh at the misery of others? Sure its funny sometimes, but this situation is serious.

80 Nicole February 10, 2009 at 9:00 am

This isn’t looking good for C Breezy.

His mother is a victim of domestic abuse…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29105153/

81 fineazell1 February 10, 2009 at 10:51 am

What do you say to a chick with two black eyes.

Nothing, you already told her twice.

So what? the ish is funny.

82 Wilfredo February 10, 2009 at 11:44 am

That’s not at all funny, Fine. But I suspect you know that already.

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