BEIJING (Reuters) - A panda with a record of aggressive behavior attacked a man who jumped into its enclosure at a Beijing zoo to pick up a toy, local media said on Thursday.
The nine-year-old panda, Gugu, bit the man on his legs but was driven away by a zoo worker brandishing a broom, the Beijing Youth Daily said.
The man, who jumped into the enclosure to retrieve a toy dropped by a child, was taken to hospital and given a rabies shot, but his injuries were light, the report said.
This was not the first time Gugu has bitten somebody.
Twice before he has attacked people who climbed in to his cage, one of whom was drunk and the other who was simply curious, the newspaper added.
What I wanna know is why the hell people are picking with GUGU over this shyt. Gugu is in the right, here. Gugu was sitting back up in HIS house when out of the blue some stupid muthafugga come crashing in just disrespecting the shyt out of a Panda nigga’s house in order to retrieve a lil ass toy. Was prolly talking shyt the whole time doing it like: “there there GuGu. You stay over there. You no come over here.” That’s when GuGu probably though to his self: “Self. You need to cancel this mufugga’s Christmas, self. Fugg up ALL his plans for the afternoon. You gonna let him come up in here and disrespect us like this? Nawl, dude, handle that.”
And that’s when GuGu got in that ass.
Don’t sit back and talk shyt about the Panda, the Panda was doing what the fugg anybody else would do in this situation. If YOU were sitting at home just chilling with a glass of Hennessy, and watching Gay’s Grey’s Anatomy, and some jaggle mowf muthafugga just came up in yo crib and started staring at you all disrespectful like, you would maul that ignant bastard also. Shiiit.
Leave GuGu the fugg alone. I got your Back GuGu.
GuGu is Gansta! LOL
They shouldna been all in that man shit! Da cuff is they malfunction.
@ amboogie - did you get my e-mail?
I saw this shyt yesterday. Was is SO fuggin hard to wait and ASK a zookeeper to go and get it?!
Got his azz handed to him. OH. WELL.
I already explained to ya’ll yesterday that methinks Gugu is some sort of relations of Slaus, let’s review shall we:
A Bear
A Bear with a Temper
Ignorant
Fucks with people
Yeah, I don’t see how I could be wrong, Gugu IS a Caldwell!
I bet if you gave Gugu some rollerblades he’d be kickin ass all over that zoo. Huh, Slaus?
BBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAH
Oh Tina You went there SRLY? Rollerblades?!?!?!?
Boom Nigga BOOM!!
The title of this post lead me to believe that the adorable little Panda pictured mayhaps raped the intruder. Now THAT would have been funny! LMAO!
Whaaaat? I’ve been hanging around you guys for too long. Plus, it’s a new year.
Depraved, maniacal, rapin’ ass rapin’ pandas MIGHT be the new thing this year. You don’t know!!!!
DEAD @ Gangsta GuGu!
That’s exactly the way I imagined Gugu talking, except in Mandarin.
My eyes just popped out at Mag’s comment.
Morning, Wil. Glad you’re paying attention. Watchyabackfool… LMAO!
@ Maglet
You know i thought i was the only person who thought that.
Slaus with his misleading titles n shit.
I think the only thing Gugu has to worry about is that little 7 year old boy that was throwing all those animals into the crocodile cage in Australia.
::Makes sure his back is situated firmly against the wall, and looks around while he’s typing::
Stupid humans! It’s bad enough that exotic animals are not safe in nature, what with all the poachers and the market for aphrodisiacs, and fur for the trophy wives, but then they gotta go invading their zoo homes. I just bet that guy who was picking up the toy was trying to impress a divorced MILF, I just know it!
If I had a seven year old who threw his toy in a wild animals cage you can best believe that would have been a lost toy. Only a dumb ass would be stupid enough to climb into an effing cage of a wild beast and NOT expect to have some part of his ASS removed. What because GUGU only eat bamboo his ass was immune from retaliatation? Dumb ass man. Dumb ass Father. HIS ass ought to be arrested for being a STUPID.
panda BEAR
why folks be forgettin about the BEAR
LMAO @ Amb! Yeah, people do forget that part.
@ Ambboogie- did you get my e-mail?
@Ambboogie-lol… you not lying.. it just seem like a cute lil fluffy friendly animal. That bear part always slips my mind
This man was stupid just likes them boys who got mauled by the tiger after poking fun at it.
That panda aint go crazy…that panda went…PANDA. ::shrugs::
This mofo must have thought that instead of walking into a bear cage he was walking onto the set of KUNG FU PANDA. Pure nigorance.
Come up in my house while im tryna play rockband and i don’t know you…. man i wish a nigga WOULD
If you are foolish enough to climb into a cage with ANY bear, then you should expect an unequivocal ass whuppin’.
Unless I dropped a Powerball ticket and a pass to Ghostface Killah’s bedroom, it’s time to chalk that up as a loss and keep it movin’.
That fool aint seen Kung Fu Panda? Dude betta recognize!!!
But look, Chinese made toys cost what, a dollar in the US? How much could a dayum toy have cost to make that fool climb a 6 foot fence put up for HIS protection, not the bear cuz GuGu is handling his shit just fine?? I’m talking, what, 3 cents??
We’re the ones w/ the collapsing economy and rising unemployment…not THEM!
this cage right here nigga?
LOL mf just crazy for no apparent reason. I just wanna scream at them “WHY THE FUCK U THINK THEY KEEP HIS ASS CAGED UP??? FOR MF LOOKS? NO, CAUSE HE SNACKS ON DUMB MF’S THATS WHY!!!!!”
lol Amber said that shyt best.. Panda BEAR.
I can just see the OHn staff witnessing this event and Sam just yelling out to the dude: BEAR, NIggga!! BEarrrrr!!!
Panda bears taste like chicken.
*ROLLIN* You allllllready know twin. I find joy in yelling out the obvious when stupid mfs are in crisis. Then Amb will be right next to me holding up a score sign that reads “FAIL”, with a blank look on her face, and Slaus will be next to her munching on a bag of popcorn.