Angry monkeys turned on their trainer – and beat him senseless with his own stick.
The enraged primates struck back after their owner handed out a vicious beating to one of the trio during a performance in which they rode mini bicycles in a market in Sizhou, eastern China.
While one monkey twisted their cruel master’s ears, another pulled his hair out in handfuls and bit his neck.
Then, when he dropped his cane, the third snatched it up and began beating the trainer around the head until he broke the stick.
The dazed trainer confessed: ‘They were once wild and these performances don’t always come naturally to them. They may have built up some feelings of hatred towards me.’
Now police are investigating allegations of animal cruelty and may confiscate the monkeys.?[source]
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I’m telling you right now. If any of us are hanging out at an OHN get together, Church, BET Awards, Etc., and a monkey ass monkey jump out and start beatin yo ass with a stick? Im going to assume you deserved it. Cuz Monkeys don’t just run around bang bustin a muf--ga’s cranium for no reason. You did SOMETHING to make a monkey whoop yo ass, man.
Just saying.
Let me, Dat Que and Karrie go hanging out at the Zoo, and all of a sudden a spider monkey just bust DatQue in his f--gin face, and Jackie Chan kicking the n---a shyt out of Karrie. Im?gonna?call for security, but I’m not helping. Monkeys just don’t assault that ass all willy nilly. You did something.?
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Hehe!! That’s embarrassing. The monkeys had enough of his torture and mistreatment. Good for them for whopping his ass with his own s--t.
Man yall crazy motherf--gers are gonna get me fired!!
This s--t just made my Monday Morning. Especially since the damn Cowboys got straight Monkey Stomped last night.
I cannot stop laughing!!!
Beat with his own s--t?!!
By a bunch of pissed off Monkeys?!!
I think I am going to leave early today.. I need a drank.
LMFAO @ “Whoop his ass Craig! Whoop. His. Ass!”
*dead*
LMAO!!!
And once again, OHN has made my morning.
You gotta do some seriously effed up ish to get mollywhopped by a band of monkeys.
the monkeys said “f--k YOUR LIFE, HOMIE!!!”…
and went to WORK on dat azz. that’s f--ged up!
in truth, if me, datque, and slaus went to the zoo together…im sickin said spider monkey, and maybe a baby seal or two on slaus. i aint gettin my lil ass whipped all by my lonesome.
*shrugs*
sorry slaus.
::snickering meanly:: I should say something like “I feel so bad for that man.” But I don’t. He beat them monkeys and they were all like “Aight. We got something for that azz, bytch.” Then they turned around straight tag teamed his azz and were all gangsta about it. He can never live that down.
He’ll be trying to argue with his wife and shyt and she’ll be like “Don’t make me go get the monkeys, mofo!”
Summer of the Monkey’s anyone? Cool points to anyone who knows what I’m talking bout.
Anywho…serves his ass right! I only wish I was there to see that live and living color!
DEAD @ Whoop his ass Craig!
“They may have built up some feelings of hatred towards me.”
f--g hatred…more like “murderous intent”. Man, I shoulda been there..would’ve handed Craig a metal bat and took pictures.
Dude got what was coming to him…you don’t f--g with monkeys and not expect retribution.
Monkeys!! I think I would’ve paid money to see those monkeys beat his azz… he deserved that shyt!
That one monkey with the cane like, “Bet. *whack* You. *whack* Won’t. *whack* Do. *whack* That. *whack* s--t. *whack* No. *crack*
“DAMN.”
This reminds me of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Craig (ha) got a helper monkey because the he broke both of the legs. He ended up treating it like crap so the monkey decides to kill him by making C a smoothie with drain cleaner.
What I want to know is…. I know there were 3 of them but they can’t be that heavy, ole boy couldn’t have dropped kicked at least a couple of them like a football or sumthin?
Monkey see, monkey do… monkey whoop that azzz for the old and for da new!
Monkeys are crazy strong, Tina… even the little, puny ones.
You can’t just beat a monkey and treat him like poo and then expect him to not try to euthanize you with it’s bare hands. You mistreat a monkey and it WILL get you. This should be a lesson for the masses. GOOD DAY! LMAO!
Nah that’s some funny s--t. The monkeys gettin mad cuz they got they ass beat so they turn on their trainer.
Neva seen no s--t like that…its classic
Dayum! What’s really hood??
This right here made my week.
The funniest part to me is that they beat ole dude wtih his stick UNTIL IT BROKE! That means that they would still be beating his azz if they had something else to use. lol. These animal trainers need to be careful with how they handle these wild creatures – don’t forget about that tiger that chewed up Siegfried a few years ago. Those animals aren’t trying to perform tricks all day for someone’s amusement only to be beaten and mistreated once the show is over.
Just the thought of Chim Chim, beating karri’s lil ass with a stick just has me in TEARS.
@ slaus: cause you got the devil all up in you
she led a good life church…but after this Jaila has passed on people. Dead azz dead mawfawkin dead!!!
my mind went straight to dr zaius, cornelius & zira..
If a cute tiny rabid lil monkey beats my ass… I probably did deserve it!
& get your hands off me you damned dirty ape.. LOL.. should make that man watch planet of the apes as punishment / torture..
This is some ol’ Jumanji bulls--t…dude rolled that dice a little too hard…f--king with monkeys ain’t no joke.
Ain’t he learn from Michael? Bubbles wasn’t exactly a chill mofo, neither.
…I wonder if the monkeys rotated during the ass beating…you know, to keep from getting too tired, and so everyone could get a hit in…
“oooh oooh, my TURN MY TURN! This is for that beating last week *smack*
and the nasty old bananas yesterday *thwap*
and and and …for being triflin as all hell *pow*
*CRACK*
“dammit, you BROKE the stick??? I ain’t get my turn!”
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