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Dear Whitney..You are too damn old for this shyt

Posted by Slaus On November - 11 - 2008

Supposedly and alledgely this is the artwork for WHitney’s new CD cover.

Thoughts?

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51 Responses to “Dear Whitney..You are too damn old for this shyt”

  1. fineazell1 says:

    BS!!!
    I’d hit it… covered up of course (don’t want to catch the crack head) but I’d still tear her old ass up.
    And I hope she sings while I’m doing it too … :looks:

  2. ambboogie says:

    She wrong as FUCK for this

    I mean she doesn’t look bad but this is akin to when Vivica Fox showed up dancing on the stage with 50cent

    bytch you old

  3. ambboogie says:

    She look like Superhero Grandma

  4. Vanz says:

    Agreed with ambz….
    Wonder Woman: The Golden Years

  5. DatQueDawg says:

    good work with photoshop…

    that is all.

  6. Chocl8t says:

    Good photoshop of Naomi Campbell’s body and Whit’s head.

    ::shaking my head::

  7. Bef says:

    she has never had legs like that

    she’s always had knobby knees and stick legs

  8. Chocl8t says:

    But all y’all gonna back up off us old bytches with a quickness…ya here! LOL

  9. Wilfredo says:

    Yeah, photoshop is wonderful for deluded people.
    Still, c’mon, she’s been through enough.

  10. Slausimus Prime says:

    That heffa too “grown” to be running around the ctreet looking like City of Heroes n shyt

  11. KIKI says:

    Tell em again Choc!

    *hides pics of my old ass in leather thong & thigh high boots*

  12. Wilfredo says:

    lol@ Kiki

  13. Ms.LizziA says:

    This is the most photoshopped picture i have ever seen in my life

  14. QQ says:

    BWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAha My fucking mouth stayed open for 3 damned minutes, like Really Homegirl tf kind opf old ass wrong mess brokedown superhero cougar type of shit is this

    Fail Mija Fail!

  15. Can't Take It says:

    Undefeated my azz.

    The crack kilt her years ago.

    I wonder who she paid to use their body on her cover.

    *walks out CTFU @ brokedown superhero cougar type of shit*

  16. QQ says:

    Yo! but for real what is her superpower? Turn Bicarbonate into crack rocks?? immobilize her enemies with hard turds? Unleash a gallon of sweat in case of fire?

    Turn TRIFE Young’un out???

    what? what?! Why is she wearing something that lets me see where Bobbi Kristina came from?

    Do her tittayballs communicate via dixie cup phone?

    WHy is she wearing a weave that Janet tossed about a season Ago??
    WTF

  17. Wilfredo says:

    Ha, ha. It’s funny to see Q going crazy. Do it some more! ::claps::

  18. Maglet says:

    LMAO @ Q and Wilfredo!

    Poor Whit-Whit…

  19. ambboogie says:

    “Yo! but for real what is her superpower? Turn Bicarbonate into crack rocks?? immobilize her enemies with hard turds? Unleash a gallon of sweat in case of fire?”

    Q, I spit out my crystal light on that one. PERIOD.

  20. mrbiig says:

    Dammit, qq! Dixiecup phone?!? lmao!!!
    Standing there like “I am crackhead… hear me roar”!!

  21. QQ says:

    OR! Wait! Maybe she has a power to cater haul notes from the bodyguard soundtrack and turn people in pillars of … crack???
    IOnevenknow

    Only know that if you need her you can just holler BOOO-BBAAAAYYY

    and she’ll be there snippy quick dabbing her sweat with a hanky in either this outfit or an all white outfit with a shorter wiglet

  22. Wilfredo says:

    Yay!

  23. Chocl8t says:

    LMAO @ Q & Wil!!!

  24. KIKI says:

    Damnit Q & Wil…I laughed so hard I think I tinkled a lil…

    DISBS

  25. Wilfredo says:

    Kiki: Blame Q. I’m just a spectator.

  26. QQ says:

    Escandaloso egging me on and shit, actually no SHE is egging me on… like, what was all trying to even defeat you Nippy?? hmm? Crack? Bobby??
    Cause we ALL loveded you even when you skipped out concerts and gave the fuzzy white interview to Diane Sawyer and shit!

  27. Maglet says:

    I just choked on my tea! LMAO!

    “What was all trying to defeat you, Nippy??” *dead*

  28. nonotthejacket says:

    *utterly destroyed @ “wiglet, Nippy, dixie cups and Bicarbonate”*

  29. Wilfredo says:

    You see? I told you it wasn’t me.
    2:16 pm. That was the zenith of Q’s madness. There’s nothing left but 30 ccs of diazepan and tuning the TV on Home & Garden Television.

  30. Chocl8t says:

    QQ has been absolutely entertaining today! I had to cover my mouth to keep from screaming with laughter. Go away you witty jezabel!!! LMAO

  31. Jay says:

    I don’t believe this is photoshopped…show me some receipts?

    LMAO

  32. DatQueDawg says:

    “and gave the fuzzy white interview to Diane Sawyer and shit!”

    /\/\/\___________________ (flatline)

  33. QQ says:

    # nonotthejacket
    November 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    *utterly destroyed @ “wiglet, Nippy, dixie cups and Bicarbonate”*

    triplet,f ine, whatever but why That sounds like YOU trying to freebase the essence of Whitney Yoself!

  34. QQ says:

    DatQueDawg
    November 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    “and gave the fuzzy white interview to Diane Sawyer and shit!”

    What I’m saying is: Why Diane Sawyer and WahWah Walters make people wear white and shoot the with a camera that has been overrubbed with Vaseline and shit… It don’t make em look like angels, it just makes it hard for us to see!

    ….and in some cases, that’s a good thing!

    Wilfredio: You WOULDN’T Really love me as much medicated

    Choc….*sigh* I just think Britney, Whitney, Mariah, Beyonce and Celine Dion sometimes bring it out of me in ways Aretha’s titties never really could

  35. Wilfredo says:

    Q: Naw, babe, I wouldn’t. Lunacy is cosmic. This I know to be true.

  36. KIKI says:

    “Choc….*sigh* I just think Britney, Whitney, Mariah, Beyonce and Celine Dion sometimes bring it out of me in ways Aretha’s titties never really could”

    THAT’S IT!!! I can’t take no moe…Q, getcho azz in the corner. But just for a minute…cause you are on a roll

    LMAO

  37. nonotthejacket says:

    Q! Hersh!! Why you giving away my secrets?!

    *pushes everything under my desk*

  38. Slausimus Prime says:

    I just wanna whoop every last one of yall…

  39. Can't Take It says:

    *just sits there, reading her triplet’s meltdown and snacking on a blondie*

    This is why QQ has triplet status. Making folk laugh so hard they pop a quick O outta nowhere n shyt.

    *gives KIKI all types of birthday molestations*

  40. fineazell1 says:

    *wishes he had a blond to snack on*

    oh wait, you said blondie… :D

  41. its nice to see jaila aint have shyt to do with no iggnance up in hea today

    *big ass grin*

  42. karrie b. says:

    all of y’all some hatin ass haters. she finally got her shit in order and y’all heffas STILL won’t give her any credit.

    whitney, if you got it, FLAUNT IT miss honey!

    **scurries away from OHN before something gets thrown at me**

  43. Ms. Diva says:

    Q & amboogie stop the shyt!
    “Yo! but for real what is her superpower? Turn Bicarbonate into crack rocks??”
    :dead:

  44. Ms. Diva says:

    All I wanna know is did they makeover her voice to match the body. The last time I heard Nippy sing you could tell that crack fugged her voice up just like it did Bobbbbbaaaayyyy’s.

  45. Daisy says:

    Send it back…

  46. Sammyslaus says:

    stop playin

  47. KIKI says:

    *still grindin on cant*

  48. TinaBaby says:

    @ karrie - but that ain’t hers to flaunt.

    They took someone else’s body, another person’s head & weave (cause that’s not one of crack-a-lackin’s usual wigs) and added her face to it.

  49. truth hurts says:

    If mariah can do it, so can Whitney. Mattafact I support any effort she has in restoring her life as long as it doesn’t involve crack, ray j and bonny brown.

  50. JNez says:

    no words. better be a joke.

  51. ewok calrisian says:

    Not her body at all…..ya’ll think that is her body? no sir. no ma’am.

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