Yeah, Kinky Boots is one of my favourite movies. So what.
In the following video, it is explained that three transvestites pulled into the drive-thru at a country ass McDonald’s restaurant, where somehow or other the three “gurls” ended up going into the restaurant and whooping much ass.
See for yourself.
If you ask me, what probably happened is the McDonald’s workers were probably talking shyt like overly macho fellows like to do when in the presence of fellas/gurls on the other side of the sexual spectrum. Except just maybe they picked the wrong tranny’s to fugg with and found themselves getting clawed, punched and whooped on.
I mean they took their big ass size 11 boots off, and got to scrapping. Shyt prolly looked like one of those cartoon fights where its a just a raucus cloud spinning around with limbs n faces popping out of it n shyt.
Man i tell ya this, OHNville. I think what a lot of fellas forget about gay men are that… these mufuggas are still men. Fulllly capable of not only whopping your ass, but then warming your forehead with roasty toasty d--k n nut sac. I don’t know about YOU fellas but losing a fight is one thing. Losing a fight and getting your nostril used as a d--k cozy, is NOT what is hot in the streets.
Blame Bella for sending this in..
Yall been sending in a lot of gay shyt lately.. :: side eyes smith and? ?they might be staging a gay ass gay revolution at OHN ::
P.s: Will someone please translate what the hell these dudes were even saying? All the fugg I heard was digga det det det digga duht deyr, den dey uhm det det dat dim doon doon hoo doo. jusanuthaday.
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*in tears*
I LOVE KINKY BOOTS!!!!!
Chiwetel Ejiofor could sooooooooo get it!!!!
Ok let me go read the rest of this dang post
Twin I’m with you 100%, you know good and gotdamn well those Trans didn’t just drive up trying to start a fight. They were probably minding their business and when silly ass Brian and the fry crew heard their voices they probably started to clown. Well now they know better. I’m rollin at those size 17 stilletto boots laid up on the floor.
My uncle is a sheriff deputy and he was just telling me about a tranny that’s locked up that is a former boxer. Dudes try to punk him and talk ish to him because he’s small and lean then he commences to knocking negroes out. This dude has even knocked out a few deputies so never underestimate the power of a man with a light voice and tiddies.
*weak*
no
*dead*
yea iDied at 11:53 am
Kinky Boots was such an unexpected movie, I think that’s a big part of what made it so great.
Anyways, on to the tranz.
#1. Please tell me this is the same Mickey D’s where that kid punchout you posted last week happened, because that would just be AWESOME.
#2. I don’t care if my name is Elton John and I’m actually ON FIRE when I pull through your drive through. Give me my food and shut the F up.
Why they leave the milk splattered on the window like it’s blood in a CSI: Miami episode?
Chiwetel Ejiofor is most delectable and excellent always
P.S: Ask Bully to translate that mess for us cause I didn’t understand either~
You know what?? If you throw some hot french fry grease at me Ima whoop yo ass with a wet floor sign too. But I’m gonna be sure to pick up my boots & shyt before I go. I used to sell shoes, and those big ass mufuggas they left are the kind you have to special order.
**Think I need to go sit in the corner until I get over the hot grease part.**
Ok the n---a with the bandages got EFFED up. You can tell he was in pain from them deep ass tranny slaps he received by the way he was wincing when he talked. CTFU I bet you the next time somebody orders a large fries lightly dusted with cinnamon and sugar they won’t be talkin shyt
ok fries with cinnamon and sugar sounds like a MEAL!!!
dont fugg with slaus when cinnamon is involved.
ill thum wrestle jesus over some cinnamon.
man fugg yall. its good
I picture the cast of To Wong Foo just busting folks up in Mickey D’s, and I can’t stop laughing.
The only thing I understood from the employees was the last sentence:
“Just another day, that’s all it is – just another day.”
Guess they get slapped with Wet Floor signs pretty often.
I own the Kinky Boots DVD!
In San Salvador there are tranny streetwalkers who work at night. San Salvador is no joke at night! Can you imagine how much tougher these Locas have to be?
Fries with cinnamon sounds good to me.
::I picture the cast of To Wong Foo just busting folks up in Mickey D?s, and I can?t stop laughing::
**That’s it I’m dead**
Thanks, Wanna now I gotta die with a picture of W Snipes ugly ass trany face stuck in my head.
lol im mad that slaus and little miss feel the same way bout cinnamon.
now i shall go watch the vid and actually read the post and not just the comments lol
tell me john lenguizamo wasn’t workin that wet n wavy wig!!!!!!!!!
lol @ det det dere. Still cracks me up.
Why did it have to be a “car full of angry drag queens?” lol
These bumpkins were messing with RuPau’s crew and got their azzes whooped. The first clown was bragging about how he was ignoring them at the drive thru window, and I guess he never expected them to retaliate. And any time you are bad enough to throw hot grease on someone, you deserve to get knocked the fugg out.
Let a mofo throw some hot grease at me and I’mma do more than hit him with a wet floor sign. And I’m gonna get paid if any got on me. I used to work at Micky D’s as a freshman in HS. That grease hot as hell.
LOL @ the bandaids. They look like a reject tranny version if tlc.
ROTF LMAO!!!!
WOW!! I have witnessed firsthand my gay male cousin,(MRM), go hard on a nuckka from the block who thought he would be easy prey and broke in the house while we were there! Dude got F**ked Up and arrested all in the same night. After cuz beat his azz he held him at gunpoint on the front porch until the cops came! Fond memories!! We laughed about that shyt for YEARS!!! (R.I.P. Marlon…I still miss you!)
So yeah…NEVER, NEVER underestimate gay men! NEVERRR!!
Oh, and I’ve lived in the SOUTH for far too long ’cause I understood er’y gatdayum word that Bama said.
::DEEP SIGH::
I refuse to get my ass whooped AND be sodomised. im just not gone be able to do it
:: choc loses some sexy ass sexy points for understanding ol boy ::
lol and im with wanna. justanuthaday? im sorry but in my daily 24-7, rarely and im accosted by trannys and have to throw fry grease at a bytch
First of all, you see this is why I started off lurking…. this site will be the reason why I have no job.
How the fugg to I explain to my boss why I’m howling in here like a hyena and clutching my bosom like Fred Sanford braced for the ‘big one’?
“They start taking off they shoes, they boots, you know whatever they felt satisfied they needed to do to fight!” *Dead*
@ Slaus…why man? Being multi-lingual should increase my dayum stock!! Now while I understand it – I DON’T SPEAK IT!! But I DO come in handy while touring the hood in the South…I can keep yo azz out of a lotta trouble and avoid those awkard cultural differences.
::sniggles::
Ummmmm, Hey you! Just Stop Okay?..lol.
P.s: Will someone please translate what the hell these dudes were even saying? All the fugg I heard was digga det det det digga duht deyr, den dey uhm det det dat dim doon doon hoo doo. jusanuthaday.
mmmmph…mmmmph…mmmph
*Dead*
The boots!!! LMAOOOO!! Where’s the body outline in pank glitter? That would have just been the icing on the cake.
@ Sammy: You make me so mad. *shakes fist* If I had been drinking anything it would have come out my nose @ “fries with cinnamon and sugar”!!
@ Slaus: I’m mad at you for making me really think what those fries would taste like!!!
That ruckus must’ve been funny as hell to see. What the hell were the McD employees doing while one of the trannys was taking off those very high boots? It kinda made me think of Dragonball Z, those fools standing there watching Freeza transform into something more powerful.
And how hard could a “Wet Floor” sign be if they had to take the manager to the hospital? Seriously, it’s plastic.
Chiwetel Ejiofor…just…yum.
Stan, you got me rolling, invoking a Sims scuffle with the dust cloud and limbs flying LOL.
What
The
F$^%?!?!?
Man I would give my little finger to see that in action!
Man ig I lost that fight to a dude in a dress I would be at every gay club, pride parade, and Maxwell concert looking for there ass.
You did not just say “Maxwell concert”!!!
*pops a rubber band at your fo’head*
Now why he had to bring Maxwell into this shyt?
and THIS is why I waited til my day was done before I came up in here!
Wana…why you got me picturing Wesley Snipes in drag smackin mo’foes down in Mickey D’s? LMAO
And I’m sorry, but i just can’t stop laughin at the image of ole boy getting slapped with a wet floor sign. Now that’s some ignant shyt!
I wonder what they were wearing?
@ Wilfredo
Lots of yaki and sequins
LOl Vanz.. Yaki? GTFO. thanks.
I totally get yaki, it pulls right off, thus catching your opponent off-balance, but is sequin even practical for combat? I mean, wouldn’t it chafe?
WIllfredo.. follow Vanz. through the emergency exit
I see wilfredo is on that upper eschalon of f--kery.
CTFU I’m saying, bof yall azzes get out. And take Slaus witchu.
Nonot I’m jess sayin, just because they ordered their McFlurry with extra “sssprankles” does not mean that they should have been mocked and ignored at the drive through window. They was in the car like “Oh HELL nawl, I see Ms. Peaches, Ms. Devine and Raykisha gone have to choke a bitch *fake fingernail enhanced big ass hand weave toss*”.
@Slaus, Vanz: Don’t make me take off my knee-high, spike-heeled, purple patent leather boots! I just got them today and I’m breaking them in.
Don’t test me Wilfredo… I dont have yaki but I’ve got sequins and will bedazzle your ass at will!
I see….
:hums: whatever loooola wants…loooola gets.
they shoulda listened to that song.
*packs up Wilfredo and Vanz’s luggage and puts it by the door* Get out
Ain’t shyt gangsta bout gettin punched in the throat and yo taint burned with hot fries by some french tip havin, peruvian silky 17 wearin dude. And the fact they took off their boots so they could whoop ass “mo betta” is the icing on the gay ass cake. Fugg a interview after that. I’m movin to Canada.
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